External Link/Members OnlyWith Xmas approaching i like having the option of a rub & tug session after a few bevvies
Doubtful that i'll get to shoot my bolt rubbered up after a shed load of booze
Think their Spanish massage option at £50 for 30 mins should do the trick - especially if the bird in the red dress is available [or even exists !]
Any intel would be much appreciated
Might have to TOFTT & if i do then i'll wazz up a report