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External Link/Members OnlyWell, it's been a while. I started punting early this year and did two or 3 reviews before deciding to retire after a ball busting session with enormous titted German pornstar Sandra Star was ticked off my to-do list in February and I had my first threesome in April . Inevitably the call of the punt was to great for me to resist and my res-erection into the world of punting took place after just 4 or 5 months of retirement. I decided not to detail any further experiences here on UKP however, not for any other reason than I couldn't be arsed.
After tonight's events however, it would be downright bloody rude not to.
What an absolute firecracker.
Now after my first Outcall experience which is reviewed here on this very site (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49489.0) I have been very sceptical of doing any more. I had a bit of a desperate one with a woman in her late 40s who seemed a bit crazy but wasn't an overly bad punt (but I think will come back to bite me in the arse at some point for reasons I shan't specify here) in Basingstoke and another bait and switch which actually turned out aright with a Polish girl in Chertsey.
With very few exceptions I will generally not see any nationalities other than British and Polish any more.
So along comes this Laurenne, she looks amazing on her profile and is Polish-winner. I put off contacting her for a while as her rates are a little higher than some alternatives and I will always go for an incall over an outcall and she only does the latter.
Anyway, I text her Saturday just gone and it took about 6 hours to get a response. From there, a drawn out game of text ping pong began with her never taking less than a couple of hours to respond (I realise this is reading like a bad one already but boy was it worth it). Eventually we set the date and I began getting a little suspicious as her English just seemed a little too good based on my past experience with Polish ladies. i decided to give her the benefit of the doubt though and we set the location.
Zero hour rolls around and she's late (all 4 outcalls I've ever had they have been now) by 45 minutes as she got stuck in traffic-it's fine, i'm in no rush. She texts me to say she's 5 minutes away so I head downstairs to the front of the hotel as agreed and she comes over. She is 100% the girl from the photos and looks far better than I imagined and is very well dressed. There were a couple of yobbish looking blokes hanging around the car park so I try to instigate some small talk to make it look like we are old friends but I think it just went over her head and she just started apologising to me for being late. Fortunately my room was in an annex block so I didn't have to pass the reception desk with her.
We get up to the room, sort out the paperwork and she goes to get changed. She comes out looking absolutely jaw-dropping in sexy black lingerie and stockings and had her hands all over me before I could so much as try to ask how her journey was.
She's about 5"7 tall, no doubt about her being 21 like her profile says, long red hair, some smallish tattoos up both arms, very slim with a nice sizeable arse to match, cute boobs and a sort of girl next door type face with bright green eyes.
She speaks perfect English (and a few other languages!) with a bit of an odd, Dutch sounding accent.
We started kissing (doesn't use her tongue but didn't object to me sticking mine in her mouth) and man handling another before she removed her bra and my boxers, I was rock hard by this point and the bloody thing pinged out so fast it almost had her eye out. She doesn't advertise OWO (or CIM or Swallow for that matter) and i've seen a post on here somewhere saying it wasn't offered in a previous booking with her but she just got right down onto it with no cover for me. She's not the best blowjob giver, I actually found it a little uncomfortable at speed but when she slowed down i'd give her a generous 7/10 for her skills. She then pulled me onto the bed and began sucking me more before I asked to lick her out, She has got an absolutely beautiful pussy no bits hanging out, definitely more clam than badly stuffed kebab.
So after that she whipped out a johnny and began riding me very enthusiastically. We then switched to missionary and I finished soon after. From there we couldn't have been chatting more than 10 minutes (I won't disclose any information on her personal life but she is a very interesting young lady, very articulate and knowledgeable too) before without any prompting from me, she was grabbing me and ready to go again. She mentioned several times how she liked my fit body and I genuinely got the impression she was using me as much for her own pleasure as i was her for mine-something of a new experience in escorting.
She blew me for a bit, then on with another Johnny and I fucked her in my favourite position-from behind with us both standing before flipping her over onto the bed and finishing in missionary again. This was maybe 50-60 minutes into a 2 hour booking. She then went to have a quick shower at which point I thought she was going to clear off, but she came out still naked and ready to go. We chatted a bit more before she once again instigated play by blowing my cock again before I fucked her in pretty much every position imaginable but couldn't finish again. She then tried wanking me off into her mouth but still to no avail. She then produced a vibrator and began playing with herself so loudly i'm sure the adjacent rooms must have heard whilst I wanked myself off and finished for a third time at which point she lent over and licked and sucked the residual spunk off my bellend before swallowing. There was about 15 minutes left at this point so I told her to have another shower if she wanted and call it quits.
I'm not sure I've adequately described what an absolute piece of filth this girl is above. Certainly in my booking with her she was an absolute nymphomaniac and I can't wait to see her again.
Cons: Hard work in communication
Arrived Late
Neutral: Had better BJs
Pros: Looks amazing, tight little body with firm tits and arse
Very intelligent and interesting to talk to
Complete slut in the sheets, dribbling all over my cock, sucking my balls, couldn't get enough of my cock inside her-legitimately enjoys herself and certainly knows what she is doing.
Seems quite submissive if you're into that
