External Link/Members OnlyCost: £90/hr
Location: Council block in Islington. Nice street. Parking was easy by car in the evening. Felt safe, well lit. Discreet. Bathroom was clean. Room was minimally furnished but clean.
The girl: Italian/British, Age late 20s, Body size 12-14, Figure 3/10 rather flabby, medium boobs like yesterday's balloons, pierced nipples, Face 3/10 (do a google of "Olive from On the Buses" and you'll get a pretty good representation), dryish skin, a smoker. Despite claiing that she had a shower between every punt - she did not smell particularly fresh.
Service: 'Minimal' doesn't describe it. She is pleasant enough - and I always chat on the first meet to break the ice. But she did not stop chatting, and wasting time. She seems to have quite an inflated idea of herself and her services - and boasted about plethora of clients and regulars, her day career, and her extensive preparation between punters (a shower and a change of bedding) - sorry but from what I saw that stretched credulity. She spent most of the time responding to my stroking with aaahs and ooohs, basically asking me to massage her - I obliged for a while, expecting the action to start heating up. When I had had enough of that and wanted to get started she reluctantly turned her attention to me and wanted to massage my back - WTF? This girl didn't seem to understand sexuality AT ALL. Then she told me that "We have 15 minutes left lovey". What??? OK, well I had to salvage what little potential there was in that punt. When I asked her to give me oral she just kept her eyes closed and kept rubbing my dick with her hands and her pussy (she was sitting on top of me). She was basically only happy to pleasure herself - and I was really not comfortable having my uncovered dick rubbing so closely against her pussy. She pulled at my dick so vigorously that I came without realising it (she just pointed out the wetness). With that she passed me a fistfull of wet wipes, and got dressed faster than the captain on the Titanic, telling me "You are a real treat, Lovey - now I have someone arriving in 10 minutes". I gave her honest feedback on the spot - that we had spent an hour but that she had not managed the time well, she told me that she would give me money off the next punt. No thank you - you need the money more than I do, honey. It was partly my fault, but this girl doesn't seem to have a clue. I left utterly bemused - with a professional WG I don't expect to have to do all the driving and instruct her what to do and when.
Positives:
Decent location, clean venue
Speaks English wellNegatives:
Unattractive
Borderline unsafe (no condoms offered or visible)
Fond of talking utter crap
Selfish and zero service
Totally unsexy
No owo givenProbably my least satisfying punt. She is the Italian version of Blonde Jenna - she must have apprenticed under her, specialising in the prossie art of wasting time and taking the piss out of a polite punter.
Oh well, lesson learned.
Topic: Kinky Cleo (British Italian in Islington) - Just Avoid, if you enjoy sex (Read 1861 times)
