Sexyvicky1992

[jorgan]

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Comms were good no complaints there.  Straight to the bedroom in the bungalow, paper work done, told to get undress while she stashed the cash.  Looks exactly like her photos, lovey body and that’s were it ends really. 

Joined me on the bed and got the first whiff of under arm,  not a good start, especial when she says how important cleanliness is to her, mmm.  Got off with some FK not very deep but enough. Got the feeling that she wasn’t very interested, in doing anything really, said I wanted GFE, FK and lots of touching.  Decided to go down on her and the second whiff,  that good old morning piss smell and stinky ass, defiantly no shower before.  She did some OWO ok ish with a bit of two finger wanking.  Well the little man just didn’t respond very well and she didn’t really seem very interested in trying to help him along. I then tried and she just said if its not going to work its not going to work, love. Shit that was helpful…… 

With his lack of response it’s a bit difficult to do anything else, tried to massage her ass and get him going but with the “faint”    whiff and her lack of interest it was over really.  She offered a massage, which I said yes to, at least get something out of it, well that was a non-event as well.  Oh yes half way through she had to go for pee and off she went.  To rap up , defiantly a clock watcher,  up off the bed grabbed some wet wipes and proceeded to wipe her face down and a flick across the vag, [need a shower love]. 

Well I’m cured for a while, well till a least the smell goes or the load builds up 

I'm sure if shes cleaned up it would make huge difference, and after 10 in the morning.

[Changed from Neutral to Negative by admin at request of poster]

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review.

That sounds awful. Clearly doesn't give a shit. Her reputation on here isn't great.

[wombat]

But why is this a neutral??

[WHBStoke]

But why is this a neutral??

Have to agree - why is this a neutral. Smell, no interest, distinctly average sounding service as best?
 

[jorgan]

Lack of confidence on my part I suppose.    She said it was a bit early for her, so I said to why didn’t you say so, I would have made it later, but she didn’t want to disappoint me !!    I think if you caught her later, she had showered and you had a good does of lead in your pencil she would aim to please.  I just couldn’t keep it up and she does have a nice bod.  Didn’t help me much but hay oh 

[nigel4498]

Well she would have got a negative from me.
No excuse for the lack of personal hygiene,  who doesn't shower as soon as they get up.

[WHBStoke]

Well she would have got a negative from me.
No excuse for the lack of personal hygiene,  who doesn't shower as soon as they get up.

And inbetween punts?
There is no excuse, but I am glad you were at least honest on here - neglecting to say anything would have been worse! Anyone taking the time to read this review will know.
Good on you 
And happy punting!

[MrMatrix]

Well she would have got a negative from me.
No excuse for the lack of personal hygiene,  who doesn't shower as soon as they get up.

It beggars belief that this day and age where H&S is so important that an escort (and indeed a punter) on the threshold of a punt can't be arsed to shower. Simply inexcusable. On my black list- thanks for the warning.