Japanese 'Ella' - Ealing, London

[shadowmoses]

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I'm new here, and fairly new to punting, but I thought I'd post reviews as I go with the information I'd like to have had beforehand. This is the first of two reviews I'm going to post tonight. This one, the more positive one, was from a punt in August 2015 but thought I'd share anyway.

Price: An exceedingly reasonable £60 for 30 minutes.

Location: Ealing, not far from Ealing Broadway station. Once given the flat number I was buzzed in and a somewhat grumpy Japanese guy took my £60 and ushered me into the room where 'Ella' was waiting. I'm not sure whether it's better practice to ask to see the girl first but I just went with the flow and it was fine.

Positives: She is the girl in the photos, and has a hot little body with decent sized natural tits. I was very happy with that as I am very selective with who I find attractive and am always worried the girl will have fake tits or be older than I expect. But physically she was great. Friendly too. Given that previously I've used agency models, about £200 per time with mixed results, £60 to have sex with a hottie felt like a total win.

Negatives: Despite what the ad says, she does not speak any English. There were a couple of awkward moments where I was trying to communicate and just got a blank look. Also, the ad says OWO but she managed to convey that would cost extra. Probably to be expected given how cheap it was.

[D82]

Shadow, how old would you say she was?

[shadowmoses]

Harder to tell with Asian girls, but maybe 22-23?

[leatherlover]

She looks hot. How much extra was OWO? I'm guessing your comms were with Sergei seeing as she doesn't speak English?

[Red_baron]

Seems very iffy to me.  Did she seem distressed because you have to wonder why she's in the country?

[leatherlover]

What services were provided? How were they? How was she? This isn't really a review without this important information.

[shadowmoses]

She didn't seem distressed at all. I felt comfortable with her, and she seemed happy to be there, there was just a language barrier.

She initiated OW and that isn't something I enjoy, so I asked her to stop and (if I recall - it was back in August) she then gave me the impression that she would do OWO but it would cost more. I didn't ask how much as I didn't particularly want it this time. It was a little bit awkward for a moment but after that the sex (basic positions, can't remember exactly) was good for me. Maybe for a longer session you'd be left wanting, but all I wanted was basically a quickie with a hot girl, and she was perfect for that.

So she was neither a dead fish nor crazed with passion. Somewhere in the middle.

[shadowmoses]

Comms were solely by text message, if I remember right, and were definitely not written by her, given her lack of English, although were written as if by her.

Very similar to my other review which was from a punt earlier today, another Japanese girl.

[Discoballs]

  Japanese seems to be the latest marketing tool. I bet a load of Chinese girls are changing their profiles to Japanese. It's the new  I'm Italian ...really Romanian.

[shadowmoses]

It's entirely possible she wasn't Japanese then. I'm not tuned into the differences enough. Someone who speaks Japanese will have to give her a visit and let us know

[LL]

Thanks for the review mate. I've not punted in Ealing since I met a Polish girl called Nicole who I really liked. This one looks cute and within budget - worth a trip perhaps.

[shadowmoses]

Thanks for the review mate. I've not punted in Ealing since I met a Polish girl called Nicole who I really liked. This one looks cute and within budget - worth a trip perhaps.

Thanks LL... If Nicole was recent, do you have a link? I'm based in Ealing so very happy to have locals recommended!

EDIT: Found your review - thanks! Here it is for anyone interested: (people's comments are also useful to read, and her profile no longer seems to be active).
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=64389.0

[hawai5o]

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I'm new here, and fairly new to punting, but I thought I'd post reviews as I go with the information I'd like to have had beforehand. This is the first of two reviews I'm going to post tonight. This one, the more positive one, was from a punt in August 2015 but thought I'd share anyway.

Price: An exceedingly reasonable £60 for 30 minutes.

Location: Ealing, not far from Ealing Broadway station. Once given the flat number I was buzzed in and a somewhat grumpy Japanese guy took my £60 and ushered me into the room where 'Ella' was waiting. I'm not sure whether it's better practice to ask to see the girl first but I just went with the flow and it was fine.

Positives: She is the girl in the photos, and has a hot little body with decent sized natural tits. I was very happy with that as I am very selective with who I find attractive and am always worried the girl will have fake tits or be older than I expect. But physically she was great. Friendly too. Given that previously I've used agency models, about £200 per time with mixed results, £60 to have sex with a hottie felt like a total win.

Negatives: Despite what the ad says, she does not speak any English. There were a couple of awkward moments where I was trying to communicate and just got a blank look. Also, the ad says OWO but she managed to convey that would cost extra. Probably to be expected given how cheap it was.

3 Years ago i punted at a similar flat in a  big block overlooking the park opposite Ealing Broadway Station . The guy was Chinese  ,grumpy looking but then again they always are  . 2 Girls were there in their 20s .

Had a nice time  for £60 . I don't expect great service from Chinese girls and it doesn't bother me as i am after  a young hot oriental body .. .

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[Bobdayley]

Old Chinese trick
They advertise as Japanese because they are not very popular in the escort business.
They alway lie about their service
They always surprise you with extras
They pretend they don't understand English

[LL]

They pretend they don't understand English

The last one I met had a translation app on her smartphone with voice recognition. So whatever I wanted I spoke into her phone and it repeated the phrase back to her in Chinese (Mandarin or whatever). Weird. Asked for 69. Given the phone - even for that! Had to speak really clearly to get it to register (somewhat of a disruption and a definite boner-kill) - "Sixxx-tee-niiiine!". Couple of seconds later the device barked something back and it did the trick as the girl re-positions herself for action!

[Kamaka]

At these  Chinese type places OWO is usually an extra tenner. Sometimes CIM, but more often than not will take it out just before you cum.

[hawai5o]

Very ,Very wishful thinking meeting  a Japanese girl at such places and prices .

[yumyum3]

I think there's a lot of asian touts on here with different accounts who start up threads and have bland, vague conversations with themselves to promote some useless vanilla waste of time who'll offer a useless service along the lines Bobdaley has already mentioned 

[Flurique]

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Same pictures as Jojo in Chatham except this lady was a bait and switch, looked nothing like any of the photos listed. Are these used anywhere else?