Jerboa In Budapest

[Jerboa]

So I'm in the capital of porno for three nights, I've always wanted to visit here, since I viewed the tourist information film Buttman in Budapest and the sequels. 

I'm staying in a cozy one bedroom apartment, close to the Nyugati station and Westend shopping centre, handy fro the shops and the metro. Bought a 72 hour travel pass and local Sim card at the airport, as for airport, don't change up much Florints there or at the big train stations, as they will anally rape you! Example at arrivals the rate for £1=341HUF, and at a  exchange in the XIII £1= 430HUF!!
   
As for punting here I knew from reading the reports that it would be hard work, I've punted in several countries, and I found that most hookers obviously will try to communicate with potential customers, but here they're a minority, even when English is listed on her profile, ask politely if she speaks English, a swift no and they hang up, before I can even ask do you speak German, talk about dumb business sense. Maybe these girls are so busy that they can be very picky on customers.

I got here Saturday morning, lucky for me the apartment owner was happy for me to arrive early, (0900) I was knackered and needed a kip, as I'd been at a Fkk the night before, report to follow, so slept a few hours till about 5pm, now felt more awake, and ready for action, needed some scoff first, so headed over the road to the shopping centre for a meal and a couple of beers.

To cut a long story short, after dinner I tried calling a few numbers, one girl I did call was up for it, nearby and quoting 20,000HUF, so off I went, but before I got there, my bloody phone died, so I couldn't retrieve her number or address, then I got stopped by the local constabulary, I had no ID on me, good job I don't look Arabic, or I'd of been heading for a refugee camp right now, at least I'd make new friends from ISIS there. 

Now one lady I did manage to meet was Michelle, a 30 yr old sexy looking brunette, with big fake boobs, her apartment is close to Nyugati station, quoted me 20000 Huf for the hour, and 5000 Huf for kissing and BBBJ, so 30 k in total, nice enough woman, looks similar to her photoshopped pics, session was rushed, only allows one pop, even in a 1 hour service, BBBJ was good, but she soon pulled out the condom, she's one of these girls that thinks it's ok to get you out the door in 30 minutes, she obviously expected me to cum in 5 minutes, no sweetie I don't do that, she took a good pounding, and obviously was slightly annoyed I hadn't shot my load quick, sorry luv, cracking 800 CC boobs though, but shame she's a hard nosed biatch. I did complain to Michelle, if I book 1 hour I expect the full time, but she didn't care, notice on her profile she doesn't allow reports, you know the reason why.

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Other ladies I've contacted have been silly, I'm a experienced punter, and as soon as a girl quotes me in euros and not HUF I smell a shark, like a couple of girls tonight, as soon as they knew I was a foreigner, they told me 150euro, I said really, and asked them why they quoted me in euros, when they have forints in Hungary? With one I had a conversation about the price of escorts in Germany and UK, and why would I pay the same to visit one in Budapest, and told her I wouldn't be interested in seeing her at those rates, and asked her what she charges local guys.

Makes me laugh, as I have a fist full of forints, and would be willing to pay the going rate, but it's a shame, there are greedy girls out there, I will keep my cash for less greedy hookers.

Bonus side the city is beautiful, and so are the local women, also beer is very cheap in the bars, 500HUF fro a 500ml draught beer at a local bar, that's £1.15, and that's not out in the sticks but opposite Nyugati train station. 

Well one more day and night in town, will make the most of it. 

[webpunter]

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[Wanking]

Well one more day and night in town, will make the most of it. 

Wow J u are living the dream mate, non stop trips. Anyway looking forward to hearing the rest of it. Njoy mate 

Any swinging action over there?

[Jerboa]

Wow J u are living the dream mate, non stop trips. Anyway looking forward to hearing the rest of it. Njoy mate 

Any swinging action over there?

I believe there are a couple of swinging clubs, but I didn't go, so can't say how the scene is here.

[Jerboa]

Monday last day in town

I started off the day doing some tourist stuff, by lunch time checked on Rosszlanyok, noticed pornstar Vanessa Hill was available, Vanessa_Hill +36/30/370-67-70
External Link/Members Only so gave her a call, she spoke good english, with a soft sweet voice, told me her rate was 30k HUF all inclusive, but she doesn't offer anal, that was fine, gave me her address in the XI district, booked for a hours time. Got Metro to Bikas Park, then a 15 minute walk, the apartment was a modern block, her room was up on 6th floor, Vanessa invited me in, she's a very friendly girl, showed me to the bedroom, paid her the 30k, and went for a shower, back in the room dried off, and started kissing, playing with her body, allowed fingering her, and got good bbbj, on with a condom, did various positions, Vanessa was very interactive and vocal, begging me to fuck her harder, ending up cumming over her stomach, no rush to kick me out the door, had a drink and a chat, Vanessa is a nice girl, told me she wants bigger boobs, and might to a return to porn, my hour was almost up so got quick shower, and left. Vanessa is a nice girl would recommend her.
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Caught the Metro back to Pest, took a wander along by the Danube, shame weather was overcast, had a look around the Central Market hall, it's a large 19th century covered market, had some early dinner upstairs in the restaurant, then fancied another punt.

I called Viviana aka porn girl Choky White, Viviana+36302845156 External Link/Members Only spoke english and was nearby in V district, quoted me 20k Huf for the hour and extra 5k if I wanted anal, said she'd be free at 6pm, so had 90 minutes to kill, took a walk down Vaci Utca, and to the Christmas fair by the St Stephens Basilica.
I did sms Viviana to send me her address, so make it easier to know where I need to be, but no reply, half hour before the meeting I called her, she promised to send me her address, but as you can guess, nothing, so I'm standing about in the cold like a bloody lemon, 6pm went by, I have no time to get pissed about by hookers, so off I went back to XIII district, either they want your cash or not.

Took a walk around the Westend Shopping centre, there are some good looking local women, but I wouldn't say they are any hotter than most European countries. Had a beer and thought about a last punt, as I had a early flight back in the morning.

I do have a like for big fake tits and slutty looks, so Christin on Rossz suited my type, Christin+36302338575 External Link/Members Only spoke decent English, and quoted me 20kHuf for the hour, her apartment was nearby Nyugati. Got there and was let in by her, a sexy looking 30 yrs blonde with massive tits, shown the bedroom, paid 20k and took a shower, back in the room she offered extras, bbbj was 5k more as was kissing, I opted for bbbj, Christin was straight down to it, and business like, bbbj given, she soon got hold of a rubber, I asked her to slow down, and continue oral, well she did for all of 1 minute, then got the rubber on, she was in a rush to get me done, did doggy for a bit, she obviously thought I'd cum quick, no I don't, I want my monies worth, she wanted to wank me off, saying we didn't haver long, I replied that I booked for a hour, so have plenty of time, she was taking the piss, got mish briefly with Christin, then she got up saying to get dressed, I was angry, and argued with her, she is a robbing biatch, I got dressed, and she was no where to be seen, obviously hiding in a room, her non English speaking friend looked bemused, this is a scammer who takes the piss with tourists, but it's my own fault, as in her profile no reviews are allowed, we know why now.

In conclusion, I like Budapest, costs are fair, was impressed with my vfm apartment, would return, but not particular for full on punting trip, if I want that, would go to Germany, where you can punt all day in a saunaclub with numerous young women and relax between sessions.

I ordered a cab to the airport, as it was 4am, couldn't be bothered with the Metro, FoTaxi has a app, simple to order, cab was at my door in 10 minutes, cost on meter 7,200Huf.

[vt]

I did Budapest about 10 yrs ago with non-punting company and before I started punting in earnest. I slipped away and visited one of the peep shows on the ring-road avenue (something Korut) nr the Nyugati station. I can't remember how much, had a look at a few and settled on a little cutie who displayed herself long enough for me to knock one out...I think more could have been on offer in a private booth, but I didn't partake.

[mattylondon]

So I'm in the capital of porno for three nights, I've always wanted to visit here, since I viewed the tourist information film Buttman in Budapest and the sequels. 
Well one more day and night in town, will make the most of it. 

Really enjoyed reading your report. God, I wish I had your lifestyle! 

I did get the impression that booking hookers out there is a lot harder work than it should be? So many of them over here, that I'd expect there so be greater numbers. Mind you, am I right in thinking that you were chiefly looking for the porn star types, who had some standout feature, rather than more regular prossies? I ask this because there was no mention of brothels or more regular girls?

I was thinking of taking a trip there myself next year, but not sure it would be a good one for punting. Rather better for other things?

Bloody good rates though, mind you. Roughly £60 for the hour or in the case of one you booked, £45 for the hour. I'm thinking that if you paid that for some huge tits of a porn star, a 'regular rate' is going to be between £30 and £45?

[Vivago]

Good report, J. Budapest is a lovely city and well worth visiting even if you can't be arsed with the obstacle course which is the local punting scene, which I couldn't when I visited last year. Did you climb that fucking big hill on the other side of the river (can't remember whether its Buda or Pest). Quite a hike but you get great views of the city from the fortress at the top.

You mentioned that your Airbnb flat was reasonable. What was the daily rate? I suppose you dismissed the idea of arranging an outcall as being too hard.

I notice there are over a hundred girls listed on SA. Maybe this route might possibly open up the option of getting a English speaking non-pro local girl who will go back to your hotel/apartment with you. Maybe worth a punt. SA can be a useful tool when used abroad as it proved when I hooked up last weekend with a lovely 19 year old amateur here in Manila.

[LL]

Sorry it didn't work out with Choky White and she let you down. I recommended her to you as she was my best ever punt. I'd like to go back to Budapest someday. The other pornstar you found sounds good.

When I went there I was on business and staying in a five-star hotel (not bragging, I've only ever travelled in such luxury once or twice on business - usually they put me up in a 3 star hotel but in Hungary hotels are cheap). Anyway it was interesting that there were hot young prossies hanging around outside it every night and they would approach me every time I entered or exited my hotel. "Want some company in your room?", etc, etc. So brazen about it - in full view of the hotel porters who would hold the door open or hail taxis for guests. This was an eye-opener for me as it shows a completely different attitude to prossies compared to here in the UK.

The other shock I got was the amount of scammers I met on the main walking street in the city centre. Hot young girls would approach me and ask to be taken for a drink. This is a scam as you'll end up in one of the city's numerous clip-joints. Most taxi drivers will also try to fleece tourists. It's definitely somewhere to be on your guard. But despite that it's a fantastic city and I love it.

[mattylondon]

Good report, J. Budapest is a lovely city and well worth visiting even if you can't be arsed with the obstacle course which is the local punting scene, which I couldn't when I visited last year. Did you climb that fucking big hill on the other side of the river (can't remember whether its Buda or Pest). Quite a hike but you get great views of the city from the fortress at the top.

You mentioned that your Airbnb flat was reasonable. What was the daily rate? I suppose you dismissed the idea of arranging an outcall as being too hard.

I notice there are over a hundred girls listed on SA. Maybe this route might possibly open up the option of getting a English speaking non-pro local girl who will go back to your hotel/apartment with you. Maybe worth a punt. SA can be a useful tool when used abroad as it proved when I hooked up last weekend with a lovely 19 year old amateur here in Manila.

I've seen pretty decent AirBnbs for less than £30 and still central so very good value,  I'd say.

[Jerboa]

Really enjoyed reading your report. God, I wish I had your lifestyle! 

I did get the impression that booking hookers out there is a lot harder work than it should be? So many of them over here, that I'd expect there so be greater numbers. Mind you, am I right in thinking that you were chiefly looking for the porn star types, who had some standout feature, rather than more regular prossies? I ask this because there was no mention of brothels or more regular girls?

I was thinking of taking a trip there myself next year, but not sure it would be a good one for punting. Rather better for other things?

Bloody good rates though, mind you. Roughly £60 for the hour or in the case of one you booked, £45 for the hour. I'm thinking that if you paid that for some huge tits of a porn star, a 'regular rate' is going to be between £30 and £45?

It was tricky, as many girls didn't speak English, and would just hang up the phone, in most foreign countries I've punted in at least the hooker tries to communicate, yes I like the pornstar look, with fake tits and tattoos, but I'm open to other types too.

[Jerboa]

Good report, J. Budapest is a lovely city and well worth visiting even if you can't be arsed with the obstacle course which is the local punting scene, which I couldn't when I visited last year. Did you climb that fucking big hill on the other side of the river (can't remember whether its Buda or Pest). Quite a hike but you get great views of the city from the fortress at the top. I didn't manage to go up there, it's on the Buda side, the weather was overcast and dull, so wouldn't of seen much.

You mentioned that your Airbnb flat was reasonable. What was the daily rate? I suppose you dismissed the idea of arranging an outcall as being too hard.

I notice there are over a hundred girls listed on SA. Maybe this route might possibly open up the option of getting a English speaking non-pro local girl who will go back to your hotel/apartment with you. Maybe worth a punt. SA can be a useful tool when used abroad as it proved when I hooked up last weekend with a lovely 19 year old amateur here in Manila.

The apartment was a cheap £22 a day, small admin and cleaning fee, smart little one bedroom, decent size lounge, kitchen, shower, sat tv, wi-fi, aircon. 

[mattylondon]

It was tricky, as many girls didn't speak English, and would just hang up the phone, in most foreign countries I've punted in at least the hooker tries to communicate, yes I like the pornstar look, with fake tits and tattoos, but I'm open to other types too.

Perhaps they're more likely to cater for the German market?

That is, it's much closer and perhaps in general, wealthier punters? 

A prossie would do that can only afford to adopt that attitude when there are plenty of punters about. But that said, the girls you're after are a niche market I'd say, rather than more regular prossies. Odd that porn star types don't speak a word of English?

[Jerboa]

Perhaps they're more likely to cater for the German market?

That is, it's much closer and perhaps in general, wealthier punters? 

A prossie would do that can only afford to adopt that attitude when there are plenty of punters about. But that said, the girls you're after are a niche market I'd say, rather than more regular prossies. Odd that porn star types don't speak a word of English?

Well I was just about to speak German on the phone, but they hang up, I also did use German first, and got the same, maybe the girls are embarrassed of the English skills, If they really wanted business they could use google tranlate via sms, just seems like this is the way punting is in BP, and to be careful, as some of the English speakers like I met, are rip off bitches who prey on tourists. I like Budapest it's a lovely city, but it's difficult to punt in, without some Hungarian, wish it had legal brothels on the German model, that would be great, but not allowed, if you want to punt with hot Hungarians stay in London or go Germany.

[Wanking]

Apparently there is a bar scam in the center of town, Hottie approaches you, asks to go for a drink, then a huge bill for about 300 quid is produced. A bit like Soho clipjoints.

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[LL]

Apparently there is a bar scam in the center of town, Hottie approaches you, asks to go for a drink, then a huge bill for about 300 quid is produced. A bit like Soho clipjoints.

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You know I could have sworn I said this just a few posts above yours.
It happened to me within 5 minutes of leaving my hotel for the first time after arriving! (Luckily I didn't fall for it - and actually the two women I met were not hotties but Romanian skanks).

[mattylondon]

Well I was just about to speak German on the phone, but they hang up, I also did use German first, and got the same, maybe the girls are embarrassed of the English skills, If they really wanted business they could use google tranlate via sms, just seems like this is the way punting is in BP, and to be careful, as some of the English speakers like I met, are rip off bitches who prey on tourists. I like Budapest it's a lovely city, but it's difficult to punt in, without some Hungarian, wish it had legal brothels on the German model, that would be great, but not allowed, if you want to punt with hot Hungarians stay in London or go Germany.

I'll pay heed to your advice, I think or just stick with Germany

[Jerboa]

Apparently there is a bar scam in the center of town, Hottie approaches you, asks to go for a drink, then a huge bill for about 300 quid is produced. A bit like Soho clipjoints.

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That's on Vaci utca by looks of it, it's the main tourist pedestrian street in district V, I took a walk down there Monday night, didn't get approached, but only fools would believe random girls want to go for a drink with them.

[webpunter]

only fools would believe random girls want to go for a drink with them.

fools & their money are soon parted. Punting antennae need to be on full alert - especially in places like EE

[oring123]

any one with info to share  about budapest  found this

 prices are between 17,000 and 25,000 Hungariant forint per hour for 1 hour incall. Only a few girls are charging 25,000 per hour - usually the porn stars on there. This is £79.

[LL]

any one with info to share  about budapest  found this

 prices are between 17,000 and 25,000 Hungariant forint per hour for 1 hour incall. Only a few girls are charging 25,000 per hour - usually the porn stars on there. This is £79.

I wrote that. I also made a correction. 25,000 HUF is 79 euros not pounds - it's £61.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=8581.msg1167068#msg1167068

When you quote something somebody has written here you should link the post in which they said it, as there's more info there plus you have context. You quoted me out of context - you can pay a lot more money to punt in Budapest for the top pornstars - some of whom only work via overpriced agencies. Let me give you an example. I contacted one of the current top Hungarian pornstars to ask about her rate and she wanted 1,000 Euros for one hour! Of course she must have thought I was a complete fucking mug - and a rich one at that!

The prices you quoted me stating above were based purely on my experience of meeting a couple of girls in Budapest (1 pornstar, 1 standard prossie) and then contacting lots of other independent girls on a particular site to ask about their pricing (External Link/Members Only). So take from this the best piece of advice I can give you about punting in Budapest. Avoid the agencies and use sites where girls can advertise to locals. There are several.

[momochan]

Jerboa , you are such a lucky SOB , you are living the dream mate !!

[Mart1976e]

I notice there are over a hundred girls listed on SA.

Sorry pal, what's this SA when its at home?

[Jerboa]

Jerboa , you are such a lucky SOB , you are living the dream mate !!

Puff daddy lifestyle on a Homer Simpson budget lol, we only live once, no point being the richest corpse in the graveyard. 🙂

As for punting in BP, LL is correct, there are some expensive agencies, why pay silly money is you don't have to, some of these Hungarian Pornstars work in Germany for less. There are some hot women on Rozlayok, but many don't or won't speak English, it's really hard work, and beware of girls who won't allow review on there, will charge you a hour but try get you in and out in 15 minutes.

[momochan]

This is so true 

[claretandblue]

Thanks for the review op  ,sounds like a lot of fun!I saw that the pornstar Julia De Lucia was recently advertising as escorting in Budapest, would love to see her!

In terms of porn I assume it is where "legal porno " film a lot of their stuff hence a lot of those girls are working there as escorts

[LL]

Thanks for the review op  ,sounds like a lot of fun!I saw that the pornstar Julia De Lucia was recently advertising as escorting in Budapest, would love to see her!

In terms of porn I assume it is where "legal porno " film a lot of their stuff hence a lot of those girls are working there as escorts

It's where the biggest European porn producers have their headquarters and do most of their filming. For example DDF and 21st Sextury Fox. Between them they run most of Europe's most popular pay sites. It's where the largest agencies of European adult stars are based - JulModels, BrillBabes, etc, etc. These agencies have models from all over Europe on their books but regularly fly them over to Budapest for shoots (if not already based permanently in the city). In short it's pornstar Mecca.

[Jerboa]

It's where the biggest European porn producers have their headquarters and do most of their filming. For example DDF and 21st Sextury Fox. Between them they run most of Europe's most popular pay sites. It's where the largest agencies of European adult stars are based - JulModels, BrillBabes, etc, etc. These agencies have models from all over Europe on their books but regularly fly them over to Budapest for shoots (if not already based permanently in the city). In short it's pornstar Mecca.

And of course there will never be enough porn work for all these girls, so its either find a sugar daddy or two, or start whoring.

[claretandblue]

It's where the biggest European porn producers have their headquarters and do most of their filming. For example DDF and 21st Sextury Fox. Between them they run most of Europe's most popular pay sites. It's where the largest agencies of European adult stars are based - JulModels, BrillBabes, etc, etc. These agencies have models from all over Europe on their books but regularly fly them over to Budapest for shoots (if not already based permanently in the city). In short it's pornstar Mecca.

Would fancy a trip out there for sure! I have heard of brillbabes, most of the girls on the books escort I believe