I had not long split with my wife in 2001, i was living with a lady friend, come christmas she said usually early on christmas morning she goes to her sisters, and does the santa bit for her neices and nephews, i said that was fine with me, no problem.
so 5am christmas morning she's up and away, and says see you 1pm for lunch, so nice lay in for me, breakfast as i like it, then i remember an ad.i had seen in the local echo, open christmas day for massage. so i phones, booked for 11am, lovely session with a nice Chinese girl called Amy, same thing for the next 2 christmas days, i also went there many times thru the year as well.
Amy is now married to an English man, and they now have a massage salon in Southampton, but she has a few wrinkles now, but she was my :Christmas cracker: i will never forget.
Merry Christmas to all.