From Russia Wit Love

[DickDiver]

Quit bitching and write the review, Lorenzo.

[RandyF]

Quit bitching and write the review, Lorenzo.

I'm sure a few of the lads in this thread that showed an interest, will be trying to contact and meet From Russia With Love during the coming days.  Edinburgh from 15th -18th Jan.

Be interesting to find out how that goes 

[Roger De Her]

Monsieur Lorenzo, 

Might I take this opportunity to echo the sentiment expressed by Richard the Underwater Swimming Explorer. 

Her Ladyship, apparently in advance preparation for her imminent return to the Scottish Capital is seeking Applications for submission to be forwarded precipitously with a view to processing through her detailed scrutineering, after which, a Positive Vetting procedure may be applied. Those achieving satisfactory status may be privileged to be forwarded into the appointment allocation lottery draw.

In my desperation to succeed, I seek to gain an advantage, afforded by a detailed knowledge of her Highnesses favourite foibles and fantasies, such secret intelligence only being at my disposal, should you accede to narrate the detail of your previous carnal cavorting.

Our time I running out ole chap. I don't want that Giac cad to be the only fellow to clear this administrative hurdle to this honeys heart.

In desperation,

Roj

[nike]

Lol your absolutely good sir! Maybe we should start a thread on What football team clients support to see if theirs anything correlation on the escorts they meet? 

Yes. That's called off topic,  if u have access,  u can start ur football thread  there.

[Roger De Her]

Re: From Russia Wit Love

« Reply #44 on: Yesterday at 12:35:33 am

Quote from Lorenzo

Roger ill do it within the next 24hrs.

Oh Lorenzo!  NO REVIEW!  Man of your word??? Go sit beside Giac in the corner!! .....an I waited up specially too!


Rattled Roj

[RandyF]

Yes. That's called off topic,  if u have access,  u can start ur football thread  there.

Stinks of being female, but is passionate about his footy so can't be really!

Lets all get our comms sent off to RussiaWL now lads. She'll be here soon.

[nike]

Stinks of being female, but is passionate about his footy so can't be really!

Lets all get our comms sent off to RussiaWL now lads. She'll be here soon.

Could be just a bluff.  U know how devious theses females can get. 

[Lorenzo]

Sorry Guys it took a little bit longer than i thought plus work commitments - Better late than never

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=82425.new#new

Enjoy the read shes going to be here tomorrow - Yes Sir!!

[giac]

...hey guys!  the saga with this girl continue.  I booked her for Monday.  If she accepts me I will let you know.
 

[Roger De Her]

Giac,  I understand she has a very onerous and strict Mandatory Screening process which many Potential Clients may consider to be an invasion of their privacy.   Are you prepared for this level of scrutiny?

Also, payment will be necessary in Krugerrands.

...and. Remember, you owe her a feedback, "Favourable"

[Technicolour_trilby]

Most of her feedback reads the same way that Lorenzo crank writes. "Bond girl", my arse!

[Lorenzo]

Most of her feedback reads the same way that Lorenzo crank writes. "Bond girl", my arse!

Another Aldi boy dear oh dear fabricating stuff. Im meeting tomorrow and havent left any feedback. Joker!

[Technicolour_trilby]

I didn't say you did.

Guilty conscience?

[Lorenzo]

I didn't say you did.

Guilty conscience?

Good Morning All.... Here we have a classic example of a "Aldi Boy" - Who,s arse is jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of his mouth?

Can you show everyone where i have said "Bond Girl - My Arse"

I'm meeting her today, she might well be a Russia Secret Agent but not a bond girl,... Now that's a thought Ill see if she can dress up as a Russian Secret Agent for me Dirty Talk - Fantasy - Sex & Business! exactly down my street!

[Marmalade]

And for those of you that think £200 or £300 p/hr is expensive don't come on here and have a whinge or mischievous sly dig.
You get what you pay for to me shes worth it as are quite a few other girls.

A phrase that tends to evoke peals of laughter on UKP!

Should be placed at the beginning of the person's review so that experienced punters can assume the rest is covered by the usual exclamation, "What a load of fucking bollocks."

[Marmalade]

Perhaps a more balanced appreciation of what that prossie offers will be forthcoming.

[Game of scones]

Right lads I'm having some of this here is a copy of my application to aforementioned hoor listing my formlines surely she canny resist €€€
Dear miss
My name is boaby or as some call me big boaby at present I am unemployed but have been right lucky at the cream cookies so holding the folding so to say.At present I'm squeezing into a 44 inch waist tesco denim but oan the atkins so should be in better shape when we get it on.I'm very hygienic and never let a week go by without a good scrub carbolic soap gets places other products don't manage.If you check ma formlines  you will see I have been entertained by some of Europe and castlemilks finest grannies so am awfy experienced. In fact I have been on a wee hoorfest and got some readies left and I'm willing to add a wee bit mair if you will let me take your anal cherry ?
Regards big boaby aka game of scones
RSVP xxx

[DickDiver]

 

Princess Nikita would love staying in Castle Milk.

[RandyF]

I'm meeting her today,

Games almost up.  Cunts on the troll now.

I hope to Christ no ones paying for the PG or worse still making special arrangements in an attempt to meet this cunt.  Go Plan B & C equipped if you can't stop yourself   

[Marmalade]

Cunts on the troll now.

Not any more. Admin's given him a FuckOffOuttaUKP-free card. 

[Technicolour_trilby]

Pretend-rich-guy is a very, VERY old trolling style. Actually took me back to the old BBS days.

[Marmalade]

Pretend-rich-guy is a very, VERY old trolling style. Actually took me back to the old BBS days.

We had one on ISG for ages that added to his reviews a list of his so-called properties, enormous salary, his amazing success story, and then a short paragraph about some overpaid prostitute out of reach of everyone else on their less-than-Wall-streeet earnings. Amusing for a while, but it just took up too much damn column inch space to wade past.

[gorgie tony]

Submitted my application to Dasha back in Dec, off course all the details were fake.

My application was accepted and I was put on the 'Priority Booking List', was told that she'd be back in Jan.

Received an email last week that she was coming back and to submit a booking request.

Booking request was read but no response.

[Roger De Her]

GIAC,


Sir, pursuant to the Lorenzo Gagging Order it appears you hold " last man standing" status.


Has she perchance, afforded you  one of her slots  today? (clearly, reading her FAQs, it'll not be the one at the back)

I'll wager, there's a plethora of pauperlike proletariat perched on their pews, panting over the possibility you may present your precis of her pandering to your purchasing power.

So,   Didye? Wuzzitgud?

Inquisitively yours,

Roj

[RandyF]

I'd contacted our Bond girl about a booking for today, and she concluded within 2 mins of receiving the email I was indeed the classy, good looking, high calibre, senior management, hoor respecting, Aldi hater sort that's right up her alley  - she must've done, as she told me to ahead and fire in a booking for the agreed time!

So, I promptly fire in a booking (but for a different time  )...which was read instantly, never confirmed, but then I gets another email saying, just to give her a phone today before the meet, so she could give me the 5* hotel details...well I have a called a few times Dasha babes, but yer no picking up.  She's no reading my emails now either.

There was one damp, disappointed, senior management executive trudging back from Greggs this lunchtime.      Was in the wrong city, but that's not the point.

I was hoping she might try and tap me for some fake feedback, so I could shite all over hers, but nahh

Giac, you had a booking today....how'd it play out?

[giac]

Hey guys!! just back from the Bond's girl....I shall write few lines on the review section.
check it.