Elise Adore

[fenderswoop]

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I've recently had an hour with Elise and it wasn't as good as it used to be.

I've previously reccomended her to people looking for a punt in brum in other threads but to be honest I'm not really sure if I can any more.

The venue was a centrally located if a bit outdated hotel and it was easy enough to get to the room. Walk straight past reception to the lifts without any problems or worry of being stopped and up to the room on the one floor that allows smoking (this has relevance for later in the review).

Door was answered promptly when i knocked and Elise is definitely the lady in the pictures although a bit bigger than her photos which is probably why she kept her corset on for the entire duration of the booking as I suspect there is a bit of a tummy to conceal these days.

Money handed over and she then gets out a cigarette to have a smoke. Note my comment above about it being the only floor that allows smoking. Finishes her cigarette and i think i can move in and she lights another one and carrys on chatting. Already 10 minutes of the booking gone with her smoking we get down to it. I'll admit the oral both ways was good and I enjoyed fucking her doggy style and shot my load. A bit of rest and thinking plenty of time for round 2 still but i wasn't reckoning for what appears to be Elise's chain smoking habit. A bit of light conversation and every time I tried to instigate some more intimacy she'd reach for her pack of cigs again light up again. finally with about 5 minutes left she allows some more kissing and what can only be described as a rushed missionary fuck.

all in all it was dissapointing compared to what it used to be with Elise as I reckon more than half of it was taken up with her smoking and the actuall sex was always very rushed and even though I did get to shoot my load twice in an hour it was worse than previous experiences I've had with her which is why it has to go down as a neutral almost bordering on a negative.

[captainfracass]

It sounds like a Negative to me.
I would have asked her to stop smoking...
Sorry you had to endure that behaviour...

[Chezzie John]

I met her last year and liked her and can't remember her smoking. But it would be annoying to me as most girls will ask if they can have a fag and you have to say it's ok even if you don't want them to as you'll look like a arsehole otherwise. It's not to bad if your recovering but when paying over £100ph smoking should be done in their own time.

[djcm]

Its a similiar experience to me although mine wasn't as bad. I saw Elise at a hotel near the Mailbox in the City Centre around the start of the year. Elise had purple hair back then. Overall I felt she was great girl, friendly and very hot but smoking a cigarette midway through the meet put me off seeing her again. As a non-smoker it made me uncomfortable and I reeked of smoke. Other than the smoking Elise was great.

[claretandblue]

thanks for the review op, I quite liked the look of her a while back but it seems she has seen better days

[potata72]

Thank you for this review. The smoking thing would have me walking in a flash.

[Jerboa]

So she had two fags one after another in first ten minutes? She's taking the piss, I'm not a smoker, but wouldn't object to a girl smoking between rounds, but two in first ten is time wasting, you should of told her the clock don't start till you finish smoking. 

[FredW]

That is a micky take and would have been a negative from me.

I have seen her in the past and she did use to vape a bit. Probably more than I should have accepted but it is nowhere near as shit as smoking on "your time".

In general terms she does seem to have let herself go a bit recently, both in size and attitude.

FW

[jcdmj12]

Yeah, I had another girl do this do me ( reviewed her a while back as a neutral ). It's a very annoying habit and I wouldn't put up with it now. 

[Linzi Dawn]

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I've recently had an hour with Elise and it wasn't as good as it used to be.

I've previously reccomended her to people looking for a punt in brum in other threads but to be honest I'm not really sure if I can any more.

The venue was a centrally located if a bit outdated hotel and it was easy enough to get to the room. Walk straight past reception to the lifts without any problems or worry of being stopped and up to the room on the one floor that allows smoking (this has relevance for later in the review).

Door was answered promptly when i knocked and Elise is definitely the lady in the pictures although a bit bigger than her photos which is probably why she kept her corset on for the entire duration of the booking as I suspect there is a bit of a tummy to conceal these days.

Money handed over and she then gets out a cigarette to have a smoke. Note my comment above about it being the only floor that allows smoking. Finishes her cigarette and i think i can move in and she lights another one and carrys on chatting. Already 10 minutes of the booking gone with her smoking we get down to it. I'll admit the oral both ways was good and I enjoyed fucking her doggy style and shot my load. A bit of rest and thinking plenty of time for round 2 still but i wasn't reckoning for what appears to be Elise's chain smoking habit. A bit of light conversation and every time I tried to instigate some more intimacy she'd reach for her pack of cigs again light up again. finally with about 5 minutes left she allows some more kissing and what can only be described as a rushed missionary fuck.

all in all it was dissapointing compared to what it used to be with Elise as I reckon more than half of it was taken up with her smoking and the actuall sex was always very rushed and even though I did get to shoot my load twice in an hour it was worse than previous experiences I've had with her which is why it has to go down as a neutral almost bordering on a negative.

I have met boys time and time again, and they have said they won't see me again because it has gone 'boring' ......I know what you boys mean you try other new girls and it is so much more thilling the first few times. 

Elise is a fine looking woman,, she does offer smoking fetishes on her enjoys list,,, I'm sure she would refrain if you asked her.   

Linzi x

[FredW]

I have met boys time and time again, and they have said they won't see me again because it has gone 'boring' ......I know what you boys mean you try other new girls and it is so much more thilling the first few times. 

Elise is a fine looking woman,, she does offer smoking fetishes on her enjoys list,,, I'm sure she would refrain if you asked her.   

Linzi x

We shouldn't need to ask. How about the WG asks the OP if he minds her lighting up?

Anyway Linzi, I see you have gone and got yourself one of those there time travel machines, only aged 39 now!

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[Kerosene]

I've seen Elise since this and this review did get a mention. She did ask if it's OK about smoking. Fine by me, no problems at all.

[Jerboa]

I've seen Elise since this and this review did get a mention. She did ask if it's OK about smoking. Fine by me, no problems at all.

Well if she takes this review on the chin, and learns from it fair enough.

[jcdmj12]

Well if she takes this review on the chin, and learns from it fair enough.

+1 You can tell a lot from a business about how they deal with complaints, and WGs are no different.  It's interesting that many of the forum darlings deal with them by going completely fucking chicken oriental (or deploying White Knights to do so on their behalf)

[getonit]

Well if she takes this review on the chin, and learns from it fair enough.

I never mention UKP to any girls I visit - just sayin

[FredW]

I never mention UKP to any girls I visit - just sayin

[Jerboa]

I never mention UKP to any girls I visit - just sayin

Neither do I, but many hookers do read their reviews on here.