New melisa-Dundee

[Bmc88]

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1 hour Incall

Dundee

£140

Comms-Very good.speaks ok English-no communication barriers.

Location-Typical Dundee flat,not the ritz,not Beirut either.clean and tidy.

Appearance-For me I'd give her an 8/10.Facially very good looking-gorgeous lips and smile.Enhanced boobs ( don't know size but definitely into the D cups).Body very petite and slim-not skinny but certainly no love handles present.She told me she is a gymnast.

Personality-I felt at real ease from the get go-quite chatty and always smiling,her English is not perfect but good enough for me.A cheeky little laugh when she didn't understand me,quite adorable.

Service-I'll have to give her a 10/10.The wee lass put everything she had into it.Could t fault her effort at all.Got on the bed and then started with some DFK (with enthusiasm).Then to oral on me,with eye contact throughout,and then RO and rimming on her -which she genuinely seemed to enjoy (grabbing my hair towards the end)!Lastly onto sex in multiple positions.i exploded over her ass and back.A wee chat then to round 2.Now I don't usually book 1 hour sessions but I thought I'd treat myself-but unfortunately I couldn't manage a 2nd pop.But she gave it her all-worried it was her service that wasn't t up to scratch.chatted and had a fag together,then left with a real spring in my step.

Overall-I'd give her an 8/10.According to her AW she only started in this game as of today,but I do have my doubts about that-she seemed like she'd been at it for years?

The only real thing that I was disappointed was with the location-Dundee is just a scary place to be sometimes.

Anyway hope this helps

[chico1000]

Do you want to fire up a link please.

[Bmc88]

Do you want to fire up a link please.

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[WinterSoldier]

Dundee is just a scary place to be sometimes??? HAHAHAHAHA what a blethering soppy cunt you are,,, oh its sooo scary in Dundee, I thought I was gona get murdered,,ooooooh I'm lucky I'm alive HAHAHAHAHA what a fanny!

[WinterSoldier]

ooooh I was in Dundee and I seen a junkie in the street,,,ooooh it was sooo so scary, I thought that was it, my whole life flashed in front of my eyes,, I was screaming for my mammy,, ooooh I'm never going back there, its far toooooo scary HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH OOOH YE FUCKER that made my day..HAHAHAHA

[WinterSoldier]

see a family of Syrians who have been getting bombed and shot at for 4 years finally made it to the UK, they moved to Dundee but moved back to Syria because...... wait for it........... 'Dundee is just a scary place to be sometimes'

[chico1000]

see a family of Syrians who have been getting bombed and shot at for 4 years finally made it to the UK, they moved to Dundee but moved back to Syria because...... wait for it........... 'Dundee is just a scary place to be sometimes'

Nothing worse than an insulted Dundonian.
I see you have put up three negatives for Dundee,  I am going there on business soon is there anyone there you would recommend?
Under 40, good looking, enthusiastic, owo and not to far out from the centre.

[David1970]

Sign seen hanging over road in Dundee
" Happy 30th Gran"

Nativity play canceled in Dundee
They could not find 3 wise men or a virgin

[Name Not Found]

Profile gone. Maybe Dundee scared the shit out of her too 

[Anndyy]

Ha great thread. Good review too, but seems profile is gone.

WinterSoldier like how you kept posting separate posts, like you just could not get it out of your mind man.

[WinterSoldier]

I couldn't your correct, I thought I was bloody hilarious, It amuses me how some folks will say all sorts of nonsense about other citys in their country, its a national pastime in Scotland, and sorry I'm not a Dundonian, I do live and study in this big scary city though, lol.

[WinterSoldier]

Sign seen hanging over road in Dundee
" Happy 30th Gran"

Nativity play canceled in Dundee
They could not find 3 wise men or a virgin

that joke would have been funny 4 weeks ago, you know, at Christmas.

[Bmc88]

Dundee is just a scary place to be sometimes??? HAHAHAHAHA what a blethering soppy cunt you are,,, oh its sooo scary in Dundee, I thought I was gona get murdered,,ooooooh I'm lucky I'm alive HAHAHAHAHA what a fanny!

Let me guess,your a middle class knob who thinks the sun shines out yer Arse? Coming from a very rough part of Dundee myself-where muggings,theft,rape,general psychotic behaviour with a sprinkle of murder as a garnish was a normal weekend,I know its a place to be looking over your shoulder at all times (especially the Hilltown area).If you've never been a tad intimidated walking anywhere near there-you've probably never been!It just frustrates me that you are a bit foolish mate,but hey ho you'll learn in time!



Chop Chop do you not have your lager shandy with your mates who like Coldplay and usually get together and have "lunch"?

Get big,get real-be smart.





Twat

[Bmc88]

Let me guess,your a middle class knob who thinks the sun shines out yer Arse? Coming from a very rough part of Dundee myself-where muggings,theft,rape,general psychotic behaviour with a sprinkle of murder as a garnish was a normal weekend,I know its a place to be looking over your shoulder at all times (especially the Hilltown area).If you've never been a tad intimidated walking anywhere near there-you've probably never been!It just frustrates me that you are a bit foolish mate,but hey ho you'll learn in time!



Chop Chop do you not have your lager shandy with your mates who like Coldplay and usually get together and have "lunch"?

Get big,get real-be smart.

P.S junkies were the least of my worries-Cunts couldn't see straight anyhow





Twat

[Bmc88]

Let me guess,your a middle class knob who thinks the sun shines out yer Arse? Coming from a very rough part of Dundee myself-where muggings,theft,rape,general psychotic behaviour with a sprinkle of murder as a garnish was a normal weekend,I know its a place to be looking over your shoulder at all times (especially the Hilltown area).If you've never been a tad intimidated walking anywhere near there-you've probably never been!It just frustrates me that you are a bit foolish mate,but hey ho you'll learn in time!



Chop Chop do you not have your lager shandy with your mates who like Coldplay and usually get together and have "lunch",whilst over indulging on the ending of "Game If Thrones"? You mate are the soppy cunt!

And your also a student-Fuck me I insist you acquire some life experience before let rip on here!

Get big,get real-be smart.





Twat

[auldie63]

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[Bmc88]

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