London / naughty girl / monkia / raynes park

[Charles163]

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Worst experience I had. Simply put. I'm not new at this.

Trust me. I did my homework. Checking the services she provide and calling to verify what I can do and cannot do.

1. Acknowledge I was late in arrival. But She gave me a wrong postal code that was far from where her building was. She was pissed at having to wait for me downstairs while I get the right directions there again. My fault? Or was it on purpose? Hmm..

2. Room is nice. Body and face as per photo. Communicates well BUT when after you passed the money, her face changed 360degress.. Whoa.. She was nice to say my dick was clean for OWO. It was good. BUT, you're NOT ALLOWED to touch her at all. Wtf?? And she got really pissed when you tried to touch her gently.. Wtf..

3. While doing the job, she fxxked me up for grabbing her boobs and licking the nips.. Wtf. And trust me, I was really gentle with that.. Maybe she knows I was too nice and I can be bullied? She angrily told me not to touch or lick her nips after. Of course, the mood was spoilt there and then.

4. I have to actually stop and reassure her I won't touch or lick her boobs again. Trust me, it's not those wet and rough licks. It was a gentle lick and suck. Wtf. I was forbidden to fxxk or touch her again.. She was nice to hj me till I come thou..

5. Will I come back again? NO. Maybe my biggest mistake was to tell her I'm a tourist. Probably that's why she don't give a fxxk on her service to me..

6. Damage was £80 for less than an hr. If you want a bad day or try a bad experience, go for it.

[SmackDown]

Saw her a while back. She is super lazy and talks rubbish. Everyone time I touched her she would say "babe I'm very sensitive please don't touch this part of my body", etc etc. Her effort was beyond lethargic and any attempt on my part to get things going just made her more annoyed. I read others (may) have had a better experience but I find it hard to believe after my experience was very similar to what you had.

15min quickie is the max I would ever consider if it was a last resort and even that would be pushing it.

[yumyum3]

OP has 2 posts and 1 review. Then is replied to by member with 2 posts and no reviews who also claims to have seen her. Forgive me if I'm a little bit sceptical. 

[pumps]

OP has 2 posts and 1 review. Then is replied to by member with 2 posts and no reviews who also claims to have seen her. Forgive me if I'm a little bit sceptical. 

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[yumyum3]

Elementary, my dear Dr. Pumps, I simply read your review of a few weeks ago, along with a few other members positives and deduced the possibility of pimp/scorned prossie fraudulence. I'm playing my violin at the moment while Mrs Hudson prepares my breakfast sausage. I may take the air in Raynes Park later on to further test my theory.
I also congratulate you on your review centenary 

[SmackDown]

What were you expecting? Several reviews from me in one night? I'm new to this forum not going to jump into to the deep end unless it is beneficial. 

[pumps]

Elementary, my dear Dr. Pumps, I simply read your review of a few weeks ago, along with a few other members positives and deduced the possibility of pimp/scorned prossie fraudulence. I'm playing my violin at the moment while Mrs Hudson prepares my breakfast sausage. I may take the air in Raynes Park later on to further test my theory.
I also congratulate you on your review centenary 

haha cheers!

[pumps]

What were you expecting? Several reviews from me in one night? I'm new to this forum not going to jump into to the deep end unless it is beneficial.

Well the deep end is where you need to go asap, if you want people to take what you say about wg's seriously. That's just the way it is....

[MrFuckYouandFilm]

Sorry to hear you had a bad experience.  She's been on my "to do" list for a few weeks.  Now removed.

[Belgarion]

Glad it is not just me who found this review strange