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Sorry cannot post link, but she is in AW as Gorgeous Lina! Barry, Cadoxton.
This is complete proof that
A full tank + money in wallet + time off work = bad decision
I very rarely punt nowadays, but fancied a fumble with an obliging young lady. The ad talked me round with offers of sensual massage etc.
Phone call was backed up by texts and location identified, easy parking in nearby Homebargains car park, and a short walk up the hill to:
The venue was a dump of a place. A two storey flat above a chinese takeaway. Doors hanging off, paper peeling, bare floorboards, why the hell did I not walk?
Then I saw the lady:
She said her name was Bessy. Certainly not fat and unattractive but no super model either. She had that gormless smiling face on her as she tried to hide apathy bordering on resignation at poor life choices. She was desparate to get it over and done with and at every point was trying to wank me to completion.
She also smelt, it was just a faint aroma of dank unpleasantness, but it was defintely her not just the apartment.
I asked for a massage but got light tickling and fuck all else. So I asked for on with cover time. She satrted to lube up but there was no way i was going there with the old boy, even with a jacket on. I motioned for her to blow me which was shallow and rapid, then she tried to climb on top but I said no fuck just suck. We repeated this a few times until I got bored, whipped off the coat and wanked myself over her tits.
I was in and out in less then fifteen mins, for the princely sum of £60.
The odd thing was that I recived two texts from her and had a missed call, all while I was in the room. She was wondering where I was ?!?!?