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Author Topic: UKPRC(UK Punting Revenue and Customs) End of Year Accounts  (Read 2411 times)

Offline comaminion

Started may

£250 budget a month = £2000

So far £1580 plus £100 later this month

So years end £1680

Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline comaminion

I'm quite pleased with my figure that includes going overboard at the beginning because I was green and excited

Now it's a punt a month if not every six weeks before was doing three a month

Still gonna set £250 aside from Jan but excess goes towards travel costs for long distance qaurtely punts
Banning reason: White-knighting

I'm quite pleased with my figure that includes going overboard at the beginning because I was green and excited

Now it's a punt a month if not every six weeks before was doing three a month

Still gonna set £250 aside from Jan but excess goes towards travel costs for long distance qaurtely punts
Good to hear, the travel ones are always good fun, you should try an overnight without talking in a strange town, saves hotel fees

Offline Flunt

£3440 paid to UK based pro$$ies which included four overnights and doesn't include food and drink plus a couple of trips to Germany. A couple of disappointments but overall a good year

Don't keep accurate records but somewhere in the region of £3004.10 including fuel (£4.10 was for fish & chips to get my strength back after 1 punt)
Does anyone know if I can claim any of this back on the basis of it being medical related "Stress relief" due to my job?
On this basis the costs are not benefit in kind but have been incurred wholly and exclusively in the course of my work  :unknown:

Budget    £4200
Spent      £4085
Booked    £210
To Book   £100
Profit      -£195

Oh. The figures don't stack up. Ah well, I've beaten budget. Excellent!

tcm

£2920 on 21 different girls this year (One of which 9 times) interesting.

Offline cueball

Bloody hell, I'm nowhere near as accurate with the numbers as you lads, I reckon it's around the 5k mark and about 50 punts.

Years not done yet though

Offline G-Raw

About £1.5k, surprisingly I haven't punted as much this year.

Offline JD69

Dear Shaft, Clunge & Co, accountants to the discerning punter,

Here are my draft accounts (no further expenditure expected). It has been a lean year, in fact I all but ceased trading for large parts of the year, but accounts are stated on a going concern basis. Sorry, I mean a "wondering whether to bother to keep going" basis.

UK expenditure £235, 2 suppliers as previously notified in full
Overseas expenditure £300, multiple providers with various levels of service

Benefits in kind received £0
Expenses incurred £20 travel UK (no overseas travel costs)

Intra company services received (viz. Mrs MH): few and irregular
Direct costs for these services £0
Indirect costs £ incalculable

While a company restructuring should probably take place, costs for this would be prohibitive.

Ha ha, from an accountants perspective, that is very funny  :lol:

Thankfully I don't keep detailed records... Probably £2K without expenses.

 :scare:
Bloody hell, I'm nowhere near as accurate with the numbers as you lads, I reckon it's around the 5k mark and about 50 punts.

Years not done yet though

Punting.

The only hobby where the brain tries to spend less but the dick wants to spend more.

Classic big brain/little brain battle where little brain always wins.

 :lol:
« Last Edit: December 03, 2015, 07:37:04 PM by WelshClipper »

Offline mr small

Approx £1600 on 20 punts, if I'd known I could claim tax relief  I would have kept accurate records and asked for receipts  :dash:

First full year of punting so was a little busier at start of year and slowed down a little as year went on. Being a little bit more careful with choice of wg's after shit punts with Romanians and trying to take a little longer between punts, but that's easier said than done  :wacko: 

Wish I had the time and budget that some of you guys have

 :hi:

Online Simplysimon

I keep a "auto-censored" so I can check my expenditure, up until November 12th (when I met lady via SA) my years punting expenditure was £4760 , since 12/11 have spent £340 which was on meals out and presents for said lady ( no hotel costs as we use her flat) , if arrangement continues then I envisage 2016 to cost me approx £3000.
I try and budget £5200 a year and since I will be under for sure this year the money will be set aside for when I'm next seeking so I can allow myself a treat (porn star punt)

Offline Estoril

Year so far - definitely spent less in 2015 than previous year.

FS punts: £1960
Sensual Massage: £660
Total: £2620

Got 1 more punt in me this year... :cool:
« Last Edit: December 03, 2015, 09:43:18 PM by M3csl »

Offline Bigjohn

Grand total of 4 punts.
£340 spent.
Maybe 1 more before the end of year, maybe not.

According to the office petty cash tin book we have spent £2745 on second class stamps. An overspend on last year of 2741.52.
Miss Hardup has been challenged with presenting the Post office receipts.
Good luck Miss Hardup. :D

I'm guessing...~£5k over 14 girls and 7 TS... 2 regs....parking another £50 ...SIM top-ups ~80 ... Xmas presents to come...petrol... fuck it who cares...bloody fantastic !

I'm guessing...~£5k over 14 girls and 7 TS... 2 regs....parking another £50 ...SIM top-ups ~80 ... Xmas presents to come...petrol... fuck it who cares...bloody fantastic !
Any ts recommendations? That's on my bucket list for 2016,also Xmas presents?


Any ts recommendations? That's on my bucket list for 2016,also Xmas presents?

Victoria Tedesco, top girl/boy whatever... maybe top isn't the right word in this context but she had the best attitude of any WG I've met... btw she will bottom...

Offline vinnyadms

Very quiet year for me

2 x 2 hour punts in London
3 x 1.5 hour punts in North West

Total Spent £1540
Total Wasted £210


Offline TheBSG

Total Budget £2,890

Clawback - £220 (two girls I walked on before paying due to lying about services/bait and switch)

Total Spend - £2,670

Number of Punts - 29

Hours Punting - 22.5

Number of WG's seen - 25

Return visits were

https://www.adultwork.com/2829793
https://www.adultwork.com/2760668

And Busty Thai Mata who is no longer on AW

Best punt is a toss up between

https://www.adultwork.com/2062122
https://www.adultwork.com/1881630

Overall, had some of my best punts this year but also some of my worst.

New Years resolution, start walking more if services and pics aren't true and avoid Romanians. The rare good one is not worth the number of rip off ones!


6 review(s) found for GirlfriendBianca linked to in above post (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)
5 review(s) found for BiaSugarLips linked to in above post (3 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative)
8 review(s) found for Busty ameera69 linked to in above post (7 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)
20 review(s) found for ##MIA## linked to in above post (19 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline uutarn

Holy shit balls! I so need a better paid job :cry:.
Started at the end of october.
9 punts equaling in the total expenditure of £1190
Holy fuck

Total Punts - £9400

Bad Punts - £490

Hotels according to Booking.com - £800

Total Spend £10200

Future Liabilities

Tomorrow £150

30th dec £300

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Bollocking off accountant - Cut down on the overday/overnight 14 in a year is excessive sessions .
Fancy lending me some cash VW? :hi:

Offline Sonny Crockett

£3490 spent on punts from the brilliant to the disasterous

I also spent probably close to a grand on travel for my punts. :D
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Agent W







December figures are projected - anticipating a £100 expense early this week.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2015, 11:16:23 AM by Agent W »


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