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Author Topic: UKPRC(UK Punting Revenue and Customs) End of Year Accounts  (Read 2415 times)

Offline punther

Good Evening Punters

This message is to inform you that your Punting End of Year Accounts are now due.

Please could you publish your Punting Accounts stating your total spend to date for the Punting Year Jan 2015 - Dec 2015

Failure to comply with this request will result in a penalty of you having to TOFTT with an 0 reviewed Romanian WG

Yours Sincerely

UKPRC

 :D

Of course I will only be declaring the ones I have receipts for  :unknown:  :sarcastic:

Offline punther

PUNTHER LTD.
2015 End Of Year Accounts

Non- Regrettable spending    £5950
Regrettable Spending           £495
                                       _____
TOTAL 2015                       £6445

 :D

Offline Owwhatanight

I think Raddy would probably be one of the high ones at approx £4000 in 7 months not inc this weeks punts  :yahoo:

Offline Sonny Crockett

£3490 spent on punts from the brilliant to the disasterous
Banning reason: Troll

Good Evening Punters

This message is to inform you that your Punting End of Year Accounts are now due.

Please could you publish your Punting Accounts stating your total spend to date for the Punting Year Jan 2015 - Dec 2015

Failure to comply with this request will result in a penalty of you having to TOFTT with an 0 reviewed Romanian WG

Yours Sincerely

UKPRC

 :D
But it's all expense, not income - am I due a refund?  If so, where do I apply for it?

Holy fuck

Total Punts - £9400

Bad Punts - £490

Hotels according to Booking.com - £800

Total Spend £10200

Future Liabilities

Tomorrow £150

30th dec £300

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Bollocking off accountant - Cut down on the overday/overnight 14 in a year is excessive sessions .

Offline Sonny Crockett

Holy fuck

Total Punts - £9400

Bad Punts - £490

Hotels according to Booking.com - £800

Total Spend £10200

Future Liabilities

Tomorrow £150

30th dec £300

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bollocking off accountant - Cut down on the overday/overnight 14 in a year is excessive sessions .

And I thought I was excessive!! :D
Banning reason: Troll

And I thought I was excessive!! :D
Well its a one off last year, enjoy the all day ones but have stopped them for 2 months.

Annual Budget    4000

Actual expense   6300

Overspend        (2300)

Fucks me I am fucking fucked.  :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:

(Well, never mind, I expect an improvement next year :unknown:)

Offline MrMatrix

Holy fuck

Total Punts - £9400

Bad Punts - £490

Hotels according to Booking.com - £800

Total Spend £10200

Future Liabilities

Tomorrow £150

30th dec £300

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bollocking off accountant - Cut down on the overday/overnight 14 in a year is excessive sessions .

Offline MrMatrix

Blimey VW - you could have paid a chunk of the mortgage off with this. Out of interest how many punts was that?
Think I'll have to sit down and see what I've done this year.

Blimey VW - you could have paid a chunk of the mortgage off with this. Out of interest how many punts was that?
Think I'll have to sit down and see what I've done this year.
Was a stressful year and needed a bit of release, January and April were particularly ridiculous most of budget was the longer sessions.  No regrets here


One thing for sure, this year was a one off, down in VW Land
« Last Edit: December 02, 2015, 11:22:33 PM by virtualwaster »

Offline MrMatrix

Good for you VW.
My figures are 17 punts over 10 months at £2420.             £1510 was on 2 WGs.(7 punts)
I too have no regrets.
Shame the OH doesn't put out, could have saved a fortune over last 5 years.

Offline Urban_G

Bit early for this thread isn't it, we still have a month to go :thumbsup:

Anyway, up to 30/11/2015:

32 punts with only 2 return visits (of those 32, 2 were very bad, 1 was bad, 8 average, 6 very good, 15 excellent).
Total time: 17 hours (2 x 1 hour punts, 30 x half hour punts).
Total cost: £2450.

Looking to get a couple more in before the turn of the year.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2015, 11:45:35 PM by Urban_G »

Offline richie

Good Evening Punters

This message is to inform you that your Punting End of Year Accounts are now due.

Please could you publish your Punting Accounts stating your total spend to date for the Punting Year Jan 2015 - Dec 2015

Failure to comply with this request will result in a penalty of you having to TOFTT with an 0 reviewed Romanian WG

Yours Sincerely

UKPRC

 :D

Think I already paid the penalty...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77300.0

But thankfully my spend has only been around £4-500 this year max as I actually managed to pull a Polish prossie and go pretty steady FOC for most of it  :thumbsup:

Offline Huawei

I try to budget for about £2k for each half year (somehow seems easier to keep track than over a whole year  :unknown:) - went slightly over budget in the first half; I'm under budget for the second 6 months, but one booked the end of this week, and hoping to fit about 3 more in before Christmas, so I'll probably be over budget again. Good thing my accounts aren't audited  :sarcastic:

Oh, and I have to admit to cheating slightly, I don't include overseas punts in my expenditure, they don't count  :D

Offline Roth

Reading the above, there should be a fair few rich prossies around.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline lol

Shouldn't this be done at the end of the March?

65 punts,total spend so far approximately  £3600, my planned budget for the year

Offline mh

Dear Shaft, Clunge & Co, accountants to the discerning punter,

Here are my draft accounts (no further expenditure expected). It has been a lean year, in fact I all but ceased trading for large parts of the year, but accounts are stated on a going concern basis. Sorry, I mean a "wondering whether to bother to keep going" basis.

UK expenditure £235, 2 suppliers as previously notified in full
Overseas expenditure £300, multiple providers with various levels of service

Benefits in kind received £0
Expenses incurred £20 travel UK (no overseas travel costs)

Intra company services received (viz. Mrs MH): few and irregular
Direct costs for these services £0
Indirect costs £ incalculable

While a company restructuring should probably take place, costs for this would be prohibitive.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Than God I am semi-retired.     :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Offline alftupper

£ 1820.00 so far this year.

The year started with a crap punt. After that I decided to only punt with prossies with good reviews here, and I've been let down only once, and that was mediocre rather than bad.

Adding it up like this has been a bit of a surprise, I punt once, sometimes twice a month, and £100 - £200 seems in that context seems reasonable. Looking at the years total makes me think, perhaps this isn't for me. I could have used that money elsewhere.

Offline unclepokey

Pokeyacres (Bahamas) Limited (very!) spent so far in 2015 but £2,390.
The festive spirit is upon us, however, and there are spends of £240 tonight and £200 next week in prospect. (And Auntie has myriad girly type parties and dinners to go to - Aaaah freedom!).
Since 14th Aug 2002 (my first punt with Diane of Bushey) I've spent £37,911
I'm fairly consistent (and content) with my once-a-month punts seemingly. Perhaps it something to do with the lunar cycle.
Have a good Xmas all.
Uncle Pokey

Offline willbred

Willbred Entertainments Plc wish to declare  a spend of £4,850 on 49 punts. We would like to offset against tax our expenditure on:

Battery operated anal beads    £20
Large black rubber dildo (testimonials available from regular WG when her hands stop shaking)
Green chinese herbal capsules £250
Director's expenses ( £3,000 on wine, £1,500 at the bookies, the rest he just frittered away.....)
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)


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