ScottishxXnatalie Falkirk

[Iloveboobs2015]

Hi,

First of all I'm mainly a reader of these Forums, and I rarely leave Reviews.  But after my punt with the above WG I felt I had to write one to alert others to the mediocre service.

To start off, comms were very good, she had a very good telephone manner, and guided me to the small two room flat in central Falkirk.

On entering the flat, it was clean, tidy, and warm.  Natalie was dressed in a night dress and black French knickers, not at all very appealing.  I also don't believe that she is 29 as stated on her Profile!  I would say she's nearer 35! She does bear some resemblance to her profile pics, but she certainly looks a lot older.

After I showered we went into the bedroom, again, spotlessly clean, few candles on and music playing quietly in the background.
She then asked me to lie on my back for a massage, the massage was not very good at all, with lots of conversation during it.  I was then asked to turn over, this is when Natalie began to gently tug at my man part, once I was getting there she put on a condom for some not very good covered oral.  I was told I must not gently touch her boobs as her nipples were sensitive, I must only touch them firmly!  I must not put my finger inside her, only touch the outside, and "no finger nails". Also, no DFK no reverse oral, I was told "I don't do reverse oral hunny! It states on my profile!" In a very abrupt manner! This out me off the whole punt.

Natalie went on top for two minutes then quickly asked, "what do you want to do next?" I said missionary, she hurried me to begin, I then hurried myself to finish, as I just wanted out of there.

After we finished Natalie gave her lady garden a quick wipe with a baby wipe and started doing her hair.  This was when I noticed her bum was a little more "peachy" than in her profile pics, and she wasn't in the same shape, let's just say age is taking it's toll on that area.

After her hair was done, the knickers and night dress were back on ready for the next client, took her all of two minutes to get ready with not a shower in sight!

This was one thing that, apart from the service, made me post this review.

All in all, this is gotta be up there with my worst ever punt! I would never return.

Could someone post a link to the Profile please? As I don't know how to?

Thanks. 

IB

[JazzMan]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[auldie63]

This one was in the big E for years and has many bad reviews on here. Obviously realised she was past her sell by date there and moved to try to rope in a fresh set of mugs. Search her AW no. for them.

[Shagger69]

Had a punt with her about two years back and it was absolutely terrible. No licking her out, no touching her tits as they were too sensitive apparently, no kissing or OWO(fair enough) and she talked at 100mph and it was basically verbal shite. She seemed to have a chip on her shoulder as she got sacked from a bank call centre for doodling on a notepad and went on and on and on and on about it and how she wished she had never gave up her job as a blood technician or something or other.... I couldn't give a shiny shite sweetheart, just open yer gub and get yer gums round my love muscle hen

There has been quite a fuss made about her body on other reviews but personally I thought her body was spot on. Facially she is a very pretty girl but that's about as far as it goes. As soon as she stripped off the dressing gowny thing I thought I was in for a real treat.... How wrong I was

Finishing up I used the bathroom to wash my hands and fix the barnet and I noticed in the toilet a big long brown jobby!!!! Just a jobby floating about which resembled a Cumberland sausage, nothing else like toilet paper which made me wonder how did she wipe her arse?

Thank fuck she doesn't allow licking out

[David1970]

To put it simply she is a shit shag and fucking nuts

[mikejames1967]

Finishing up I used the bathroom to wash my hands and fix the barnet and I noticed in the toilet a big long brown jobby!!!! Just a jobby floating about which resembled a Cumberland sausage, nothing else like toilet paper which made me wonder how did she wipe her arse?

Thank fuck she doesn't allow licking out

she was Trapping a snake

[Alexix]

I met her years ago...
...a totally waste of money and time
 

[auldie63]

Yeah seriously thought about her a few years back. Thankfully found this godsend of a site before I threw away my hardearned.

[giac]

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On entering the flat, it was clean, tidy, and warm.  Natalie was dressed in a night dress and black French knickers, not at all very appealing.  I also don't believe that she is 29 as stated on her Profile!  I would say she's nearer 35! She does bear some resemblance to her profile pics, but she certainly looks a lot older.

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Hi there,
I totally agree, I had excatly the same experience two summers ago in Edinburgh.  She basically steal money as her service are as you described.  A liar and ugly at that!  In fact her photos show her I believe 10 years younger.  Not worth it, we should spread the word.  Thanks for posting this negative review, at that time I was not in the site. 

[pay as u hoe]

She was the first girl I booked via adultwork. I thought she sounded nice on the phone and was looking forward to the booking around three years ago. I was travelling from Glasgow to Edinburgh for the meet but foolishly went out for a 25 mile cycle in the morning after which I couldn't be arsed  and decided to order a a pizza instead. Felt a bit rotten at the time but now count myself lucky.