First of all I'm mainly a reader of these Forums, and I rarely leave Reviews. But after my punt with the above WG I felt I had to write one to alert others to the mediocre service.
To start off, comms were very good, she had a very good telephone manner, and guided me to the small two room flat in central Falkirk.
On entering the flat, it was clean, tidy, and warm. Natalie was dressed in a night dress and black French knickers, not at all very appealing. I also don't believe that she is 29 as stated on her Profile! I would say she's nearer 35! She does bear some resemblance to her profile pics, but she certainly looks a lot older.
After I showered we went into the bedroom, again, spotlessly clean, few candles on and music playing quietly in the background.
She then asked me to lie on my back for a massage, the massage was not very good at all, with lots of conversation during it. I was then asked to turn over, this is when Natalie began to gently tug at my man part, once I was getting there she put on a condom for some not very good covered oral. I was told I must not gently touch her boobs as her nipples were sensitive, I must only touch them firmly! I must not put my finger inside her, only touch the outside, and "no finger nails". Also, no DFK no reverse oral, I was told "I don't do reverse oral hunny! It states on my profile!" In a very abrupt manner! This out me off the whole punt.
Natalie went on top for two minutes then quickly asked, "what do you want to do next?" I said missionary, she hurried me to begin, I then hurried myself to finish, as I just wanted out of there.
After we finished Natalie gave her lady garden a quick wipe with a baby wipe and started doing her hair. This was when I noticed her bum was a little more "peachy" than in her profile pics, and she wasn't in the same shape, let's just say age is taking it's toll on that area.
After her hair was done, the knickers and night dress were back on ready for the next client, took her all of two minutes to get ready with not a shower in sight!
This was one thing that, apart from the service, made me post this review.
All in all, this is gotta be up there with my worst ever punt! I would never return.
Could someone post a link to the Profile please? As I don't know how to?