Thai physical massage by Thai lady in Central Milton Keynes

[andyitc]

Anybody been to see this lady and know if she offers HE or body to body or anything else?


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[andyitc]

Well I was really hoping for a reply to this by now. It looks like I have to take Mrs Andyitc shopping in MK this weekend ready for Xmas and I was hoping to make some excuse to leave her for an hour two whilst I have a bit of fun.

I have been punting for a long time now and sometimes full sex can be unsatisfying with a WG who is not always into it and maybe you are her 5th or 6th on that day and just wants to get you out of the door and your money into her  pocket as rapidly as possible. There are many exceptions to this I know and I have many brilliant experiences over the years but there were far more that left me feeling guilty for blowing my money for so little return. When I look back on it some of my most rewarding experiences are the ones where I either didn't have sex or have gone for a massage and got more than I was expecting.

I have had massages where I have been slowly teased for sometimes hours before finally being brought to an orgasm that made me see stars before my eyes and as I drove home my legs were shaking with the intensity of it all and I have spent the rest of the day on a high.  Also it is so good to be able to lie down and relax without having to worry about pressure about your performance and let someone else do all of the work as I'm not getting any younger.

With this there is never any pretence on her part. With massage it is all about your pleasure. There is nothing more off putting than a girl who makes porn star "ooos" and "aarhs"whilst pretending you are the sex god she has spent her life waiting for.


So I'm looking for a massage with a happy ending preferably she would be undressed as well and let me touch her but it is not a deal breaker. I may want FS if it is on offer or possibly oral or body to body.  I would also like a proper massage. There is nothing worse than someone who has no clue how to relax you.
I want to avoid the Massage Parlours if possible. I just prefer to be in someone's home rather than a well know building that everyone can see you enter. 
My personal preference has always been Asian or Thai girls. They usually know how to do a proper a massage so at least if you get nothing else they are good at that.
My problem is that I have been for a massage in the past and it has been just that, just a massage. I know a lot of people advertising on Gumtree are very careful about what they say when you text them for fear of being banned from Gumtree and this often leads to giving ambiguous answers to your questions.

For instance if you ask them if they do a Sensual or Tantric massage they will often reply with the price for their massage without confirming or denying it. This can lead to confusion and can be even worse with Asian girls for who English is a second language.

I once had a truly awful massage with an Eastern European girl in Northampton. Absolutely nothing was on offer and she had no idea how to massage. She couldn’t talk in English to me and she had to keep phoning her friend to interpret everything that I asked her and it was very expensive to add insult to injury.

So to sum up I am looking for a massage with HE preferably with a Thai or Asian woman in Milton Keynes.  Does anyone know if Wiyada
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Offers anything extra or maybe this lady
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or this

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or any others that you know

many thanks

[pboroplayer]

Did you manage to see any of these girls at the weekend?  Maybe if you did you could do a review.

Maybe you could take one for the team and report back to us. I'm pretty sure Wiyada is just massage and nothing else. I've tried contacting her many times in the past and there has never been a hint of anything but not sure about the others.

I used to go and see an Indian lady in Oldbrook advertising in Gumtree External Link/Members Only and I think she is the same person as advertises on Adultwork External Link/Members Only

I went for a couple of massages  with her  a year or two back and I believe she offers FS but she didn't do it for me so I just settled for body to body.  She was very sensitive about her breasts which were enhanced. I find this a little annoying that they barely want you to touch them. There is nothing worse than being told don't touch this or that and can spoil the mood.  I've found this before with girls with breast enhancement. Not sure if they are worried about protecting their investment or the operation causes them pain afterwards but I wish they wouldn't do it.

She has lost a lot of weight and had a lot of stretch marks. She was working out of a garage last time I saw her and it was a bit rough. I'm not in to big girls but each to their own.

She was working with Sonia

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Not sure if she still is. I went to see Sonia quite a lot of times for a massage and it always ended up as FS although I've never seen her advertise this and was only £60 at the time  so incredibly good value and the massage wasn't too shabby. i think she is Slovakian and is blonde.  She isn't the most beautiful however and I think she looks a little older than her years. She loves to DFK but has a slight problem with body odour from her armpits which I found a little off putting

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Layla does a wicked sensual massage and used to offer FS but not sure if she does anymore. Not bad looking although a bit butch. She is also doing a two girl massage with her wife.

HTH

[andyitc]

No I didn't manage to in the end as wife changed her mind about going to Milton Keynes. Thanks for the  info though. Think I will probably  be avoiding Millie and Sonia though. I will let you know if I manage to see any of them.

[love_69]

I've actually seen Thai Physical lady. It was in her house which has a weird setting as do most houses in MK. Done on the floor, the massage wasnt too bad however there was no other service provided. When i normally go for a massage i never ask them if i can take my boxers off but when talking to her on the phone and then seeing her face to face  i kind of got the hint that she wasnt going to give any other service so i asked if i can take my boxers off and she said i could, at that point i thought i may get HR. When massaging my front i got a stiffy as you do but she totally ignored it....proper disappointed i was!

I've also seen Millie who is disgusting and works in a converted garage, she smells and looks totally drugged up with red eyes and oily hair, hair massage is ok and she gave me oral w/o to completion then spat it all out into tissues...how weird. The house is apparently her uncles but she has no access to a bloody bathroom. She also claims that tenants are just normal working people and dont provide any services. I soon seen to that as i went to see Sonia on another evening...found out that Millie charges Sonia extortionate rent prices and doesnt give her access to a bathroom either!! Sonia is just bog standard too but a nice person and we've stayed in contact as friends. So not all bad.

[pboroplayer]

Oh love_69 you've started the nightmares again for me. I had forgotten just how bad Millie was until I read your post. I think my subconscious had suppressed the trauma of it just  like women do with the pain of childbirth.

I first met Millie when she was only doing massage at the back of her house in her conservatory. It was pretty rough the sort of  place that makes you constantly itch once you leave it while you find yourself imagining that you have caught some incurable skin condition like scabies or carried home bed bugs.

 I had forgotten that her hair was greasy and yes  your right it was and she had quite a fragrance about her like washing and her were strangers. But the worst and I mean the very worst part was that I fingered her. I didn't think anything of it at the time. when your cock is hard you are not for rational thinking.

I think it was when I got out to the car that the smell hit me. My fingers stunk. I carry wet wipes in the car for just such occasions  and they just couldn't shift the smell. I had to go back to work so I drove to a petrol station and used the toilets to wash my hands multiple times but that smell just stuck with me. For the rest of the day I was convinced that my work colleagues could smell it. I made the mistake of scratching my nose with my finger and then the smell was always with me.

I got home and washed my hands in bleach  and then  had a shower and a bath and scrubbed my nails as well as cut them and although it was reduced it was still there.

 Maybe some of it was my imagination but  I was lying in bed that night wondering if the wife could smell it and how I was going to explain  away this one. I felt that it was a couple of days before I wasn't smelling that smell anymore.

 So why go back  for seconds you might ask? Well I answered Sonias ad for a 4 handed massage and had seen and quite liked Sonia in the past and hadn't realised until I got there that it was the same house that Millie lived in as quite some time had passed. I've always had a thing for Indian women but that experience has cured my of that particular fetish.

I'd like to say that this was the worst punt that I have ever had but sadly not. That particular award would go  to a young lady in Northampton who was inhaling lighter fuel  when I got there. She explained that she had just had sex with a punter and would need to have a wash first as she hadn't had one yet that day. She had the skin of a crack addict and there was no way I was going to sully my cock with her. In the words of the News of the world I made my excuses and left.

[andyitc]

Thanks pboroplayer,

I woke up this morning and saw your post and I have been laughing ever since. Not sure that I have ever had a punt quite as bad as that

[andyitc]

love_69 I've had a PM from someone who claims that Thai Physical and Nui offer HR but maybe you should have just asked outright mate. thats what I do I don't wait to be offered

[andyitc]

and apparently Wiyada is totally above board. Can you tell me what Thai Physical looks like

[pboroplayer]

andyitc if you want to see Thai Physical then I would make it soon as I notice her Gumtree advert says that she is working her last week and then breaks up for christmas

[johnmk]

She does HR for an extra £20 her normal hourly rate is £40. Pretty good massage. she does a Thai massage where your muscles all get properly stretched and you feel pretty relaxed afterwards. She will also do a more gentle oil massage if you want. Been there quite a few times now and she is a nice lady but I've never had any nudity or any other services. 

[andyitc]

Thanks johnmk   think I will try and see Thai Physical today and will  let you know how it went

[pboroplayer]

So andyitc did you ever go and see any of these?

[Licentiousmind]

I've actually seen Thai Physical lady. It was in her house which has a weird setting as do most houses in MK. Done on the floor, the massage wasnt too bad however there was no other service provided. When i normally go for a massage i never ask them if i can take my boxers off but when talking to her on the phone and then seeing her face to face  i kind of got the hint that she wasnt going to give any other service so i asked if i can take my boxers off and she said i could, at that point i thought i may get HR. When massaging my front i got a stiffy as you do but she totally ignored it....proper disappointed i was!

I've also seen Millie who is disgusting and works in a converted garage, she smells and looks totally drugged up with red eyes and oily hair, hair massage is ok and she gave me oral w/o to completion then spat it all out into tissues...how weird. The house is apparently her uncles but she has no access to a bloody bathroom. She also claims that tenants are just normal working people and dont provide any services. I soon seen to that as i went to see Sonia on another evening...found out that Millie charges Sonia extortionate rent prices and doesnt give her access to a bathroom either!! Sonia is just bog standard too but a nice person and we've stayed in contact as friends. So not all bad.

Agree....
Milli was truly awful
Sonia....a lot of fun, enthusiastic and good VFM but pretty vanilla
Thai Wiyada....nothing ever offered

LM

[suggs]

So to give you an update.

This lady works from a house and has mentioned you lie on the floor on a thin mattress. It is a very good massage and I always have got a happy ending. Nothing else is on offer, though we did have a laugh about some of the offers she has got recently.

Wiyada, I have not seen for a long time, again a very good massage but sometimes and very occasionally was lucky with her.

I used to see Jenni when in Oldbrook, service is much like Wiyada, but I believe she is now in Wolverton. Her current advert External Link/Members Only

Ange is also on AW External Link/Members Only not tried her, but I can assume? 



HTH

[andyitc]

Thanks Suggs,

I was curious about Wyada, You say you got lucky. Was that lucky FS or lucky HR or something else? What does she look like and what does Thai Physical look like?

[suggs]

Hi Andy
I was lucky HR a couple of times with wiyada, There is no magic word, It was built up over a period of a number of visits, and her teasing my inability to remain limp  She is an older lady but to me a very friendly person

Thai physical is another nice friendly lady, but again older. I mean that in a nice way as I am the wrong side of 40

HTH

[andyitc]

Hi Andy
I was lucky HR a couple of times with wiyada, There is no magic word, It was built up over a period of a number of visits, and her teasing my inability to remain limp  She is an older lady but to me a very friendly person

Thai physical is another nice friendly lady, but again older. I mean that in a nice way as I am the wrong side of 40

HTH

You and me both mate . It's actually quite nice to visit an older woman. I haven't got too much in common with an 18 year old

[pboroplayer]

Interesting to know. I'm in MK later today so will try Wyida or Thai Physical and see if I can get lucky

[jaizan]

I've been to Wiyada about 10 times for a massage & never even had a HJ.  She was holding it out of the way once, whilst massaging my stomach, so I asked & she refused in disgust.
The quality of the massage is decreasing and she's recently stopped for a toilet break half way through.   I'm not planning to go back.

Jenny used to do a nice massage with HJ, when based in Oldbrook  (£40 + £20).  She's now moved to Sawasdee day spa in Wolverton.  I've been there once & saw a fit young Thai leady, who did a HJ. The young lady said she was going back to Thailand the week after. There was one other overweight massage lady there, so you might want to be careful who you get. 

Bao's Chinese in Beletchly used to have a young Chinese lady, slightly over weight, but she would strip off and give body to body massage & a HJ (£40 + £40).  However, she seems to have left.   Last time I was there, the massage room stank & the lady providing the massage was very rough, so much so I kept my eyes shut after rolling onto my back. Clothed HJ (£40 + £20)

Fimally, Milly, the Indian lady in Oldbrook. Her ad describes her as young & slim.  She is neither. Middle aged and VERY overweight would be more accurate. This is cheap though, clothes off, full body massage, HJ, £50.    She's not in good enough shape for this and one visit is all I will ever make.

So there I am, again looking for a nice Asian lady who will do a massage with HJ in MK.

[appleman69]

hi has anyone managed to find a thai massage done by a thai lady that offers FS or HR yet in or around milton keynes ?

[Jerboa]

I'd be interested in a traditional thai massage, as they are good if done right.

[paulj]

Has anyone got any experience of the Chinese massage place in Wolverton?

paul

[chunky monkey]

Yeah, I went there just before Christmas
Girl was up from London for a few days
Average massage - nothing special
HE offered at the end (20 f or HE + 20 for topless), but to be honest I just wanted out of there so I declined her generous offer

You could do a lot worse than seeing Nina who is in the back streets just around the corner
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[paulj]

Thanks CM. Drove past the Chinese place on Saturday didn't look great from the outside.
Paul

[jaizan]

Has anyone got any experience of the Chinese massage place in Wolverton?
paul

I went their once.   £40 for an oil massage.  Slightly plump young lady, gave me a proper massage for a few minutes, then started teasing my balls & inner thigh.   Anyhow, she offered a HJ for £20 and nude body to body for £20.   Anyhow, she stripped off, the hand job was OK & I don't recall much body to body.   Anyhow, 30 minutes in, all that's done & she's clothed again delivering a deliberately p*** poor massage hoping I depart before the hour is up.   Which of course I do.

Anyone who doesn't have that great a figure really needs to be keeping the client properly entertained for the best part of an hour to get repeat custom. 

I've not been back.
 

[UAE Dude]

Yeah, I went there just before Christmas
Girl was up from London for a few days
Average massage - nothing special
HE offered at the end (20 f or HE + 20 for topless), but to be honest I just wanted out of there so I declined her generous offer

You could do a lot worse than seeing Nina who is in the back streets just around the corner
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What's Nina like, what does she look like, what does she offer?

[chunky monkey]

What's Nina like, what does she look like, what does she offer?

Nina is early to mid 50's, with looks to match, but that's not why you go see her
First and foremost she'll give you a proper massage, not a half-arsed rub down
There's nothing sensual about it until you get to the happy ending which she does very well

In all the time I've been there I've never got any further than that with Nina, but that's fine with me because I go there for the massage
She used to have a couple of girls working there (Ploy and Sammy) who would go a bit further, but they're long gone

If you want a sensual body to body and happy ending from a cracking fit lady then you could do a lot worse than Ego Massage in Bletchley External Link/Members Only

[jaizan]

Has anyone got any experience of the Chinese massage place in Wolverton?
paul

Yes.  Overweight young lady.   Short massage, followed by some teasing & offered a HJ for £20.   That was delivered as rapidly as possible & after that, she was massaging as badly as possible, hoping I would **** off.   
I did exactly that.   My one hour massage lasted about 30 minutes & I've not been back.   There are other massage businesses more deserving of our money, such as Ninas or Sawasdee.

[lordrish]

Any updates on MK massages recently?