Apple pie - London

[Nozfun85]

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OK my first review and I'm doing it on my phone so forgive any mistakes etc.

I decided to book with apple pie after reading a few positive reviews and an interesting aw profile. The comms were good and she was sweet and funny on the phone.

Arrived at the place and after me being an idiot I got up to the flat which was clean and spacious enough. Had a shower with a fresh towel.

Into the bedroom with apple pie and wow did she look hot in a body stocking and suspenders. She has nice firm fake tit's which I enjoyed as I've not had much experience with them so I guess something different is always nice. She chatted with me a lot which some people think is a time wasting tactic but she was funny, playful and sweet and just wanted to get to know you.

Facially she is gorgeous and has beautiful lips and is very exotic looking. We went in for a round of DFK and she is damn good at it I could have carried on forever but she worked her way down for OWO and she was damn good at it.  I had to slow her down as I was going to pop so I asked her to sit on my face and she obliged and I ate her out for ages until she came. She tasted as sweet as apple pie and it was a gorgeous site to look up at her tits and cute face as she was grinding her clit on to me. Afterwards she got off and asked if she tasted good in a very cheeky way as she knew fully well she did.

Anyway then on came the Jonny and we fucked in doggie. Apple pie has a bloody gorgeous bum so grabbing this whilst pounding and I didnt last long.

I was then offered a massage which I took and it was nice, we chatted lots and there was lots of giggles etc. After that we spent a good 10 mins more DFK and this round was one of the best she really is an excellent kisser I think the chat and massage had helped her relax. Again she worked down for some more OWO and boy she worked it and took all my load in her mouth and made sure I had finished before stopping. I was then offered another shower but declined and we chatted again until the time was up.

Apple pie is a lovely sweet clean and funny asian girl. Well worth it and I would love to see her again.

[yumyum3]

Well worth it

If you charged a more sensible £100 an hour apple pie/pimp/tout I 'd pop over 

[vw]

If you charged a more sensible £100 an hour apple pie/pimp/tout I 'd pop over 

Maybe the extra £50 is for "we chatted lots and there was lots of giggles".  Priceless

[The_Don]

If you charged a more sensible £100 an hour apple pie/pimp/tout I 'd pop over 

 

[ArtVandalay]

A few details about the location would be nice
Proximity to underground stations?
Flat/house?
Discreet?

[molloy]

A few details about the location would be nice
Proximity to underground stations?
Flat/house?
Discreet?

I've seen Apple. If she hasn't moved since our meeting then:

-Walking distance from St Pancras/Euston
-Flat
-Discreet enough: buzzer entry and she texts you with quite specific instructions on how to find her flat inside the building.

[Nozfun85]

I'm 100% not a tout/pimp/anything like that but that's up to you to believe.

The chatting giggling was as much my choice as hers. I enjoyed it so that's what matters to me. If you wanted a full hour of non stop fucking sucking etc then I'm sure she would oblige but I needed a few mins to get my breath back.

Sorry forgot location etc it's a 5 min walk from St pancras then a buzzer entry which her instructions deal with pretty well.

[claretandblue]

I'm 100% not a tout/pimp/anything like that

Will you be posting about any other girls other than apple pie?

[BillGoldberg]

If you charged a more sensible £100 an hour apple pie/pimp/tout I 'd pop over 

No, it really isn't bullshit, she genuinely is as heavenly as he described here, if you're a dedicated asianfancier,  which I am,  then Apple is about as good as it gets

I totally agree with everything he wrote, except I'd add that never in roughly 20 years of punting have I encountered a wg who gets as wet as Apple does

Was practically like a soaked sponge

Genuinely horny girl, gorgeous, a body that is pure POV gonzo porn and she's very likable to top it all off

Highly recommended!

[Cunning Punt]

No, it really isn't bullshit, she genuinely is as heavenly as he described here

That may be the case, but in more than two years as a member on this website, she is your only review.

Will be looking forward to your other reviews as well as the OP's.

[BillGoldberg]

I'm a genuine punter and several regular posters/reviewers would vouch for my authenticity as a punter

I'm pretty lazy when it comes to writing 'official reviews and really the only reason I wrote one for Apple was because she blew me away

The London Thai scene has been dire for going on 2 years now, which is another reason why I've been fairly inactive as regards reviews etc (and actual punting)

However it isn't my job to convince you of anything, you believe I'm a tout, or not, makes little difference to me, those who I pm with on here and the less pathologically suspicious can benefit from my considerable experience in London oriental punting

[BillGoldberg]

Besides, I seem to remember writing a review for Busty Laura of Tufnell Park, unless I'm mistaken?

Was a fairly good punt, nice girl, amazing natural boobs but not really my type etc etc.

[claretandblue]

Besides, I seem to remember writing a review for Busty Laura of Tufnell Park, unless I'm mistaken?

Was a fairly good punt, nice girl, amazing natural boobs but not really my type etc etc.

You only have one review listed? Maybe reviewed under a different username?

[Nagilum]

"Chatted lots"  Whatever does it for you my man 

Glad you had fun.  As others have said if she was more reasonable I would pop over.

[Sparta Prada]

Though I don't know anyone here in real life I remember Bill replying to one of my first posts on UKP and I concurred with what he wrote about a girl we had both met.

No reason to think he's no more legit than James999.

[BillGoldberg]

You only have one review listed? Maybe reviewed under a different username?

Yeah must be that

My other account name is 'PimpToutSneakyBackHanderFreebies101'

[claretandblue]

Yeah must be that

My other account name is 'PimpToutSneakyBackHanderFreebies101'

Just pulling your leg  ,apple pie actually looks pretty decent, she's on the maybe list

[Cunning Punt]

Not a question of being "pathologically suspicious"; if you read what I said, it was more about encouraging you and the OP to write some reviews when you next punt, whenever that may be.

And I politely request many posters with no or only the odd review to do so - as that's what will help other punters.

[BillGoldberg]

Not a question of being "pathologically suspicious"; if you read what I said, it was more about encouraging you and the OP to write some reviews when you next punt, whenever that may be.

And I politely request many posters with no or only the odd review to do so - as that's what will help other punters.

Since you put it like that, fair enough point taken   

[Aussiecrocsss]

I love this site. It has two predictable aspects.

The first is generally helpful information about hookers and what service is like.  For that I am appreciative. 

The second is a predictable race to accuse almost anyone that they are a tout, a fake, a complete muppet or are fucking up the industry by accepting services or prices that aren't to their standard.

It's been said by others, but it's the main reason I also don't post much here either.  I'm sure some of you would be just appalled at the pleasure I find in chatting about life for an extra 20 minutes (on the clock) after I've exhausted all desires physically.  Shame on me.

[claretandblue]

I love this site. It has two predictable aspects.

The first is generally helpful information about hookers and what service is like.  For that I am appreciative. 

The second is a predictable race to accuse almost anyone that they are a tout, a fake, a complete muppet or are fucking up the industry by accepting services or prices that aren't to their standard.

It's been said by others, but it's the main reason I also don't post much here either.  I'm sure some of you would be just appalled at the pleasure I find in chatting about life for an extra 20 minutes (on the clock) after I've exhausted all desires physically.  Shame on me.

You sound a bit timid for an aussie?  First time reviewers or long standing members with only one review,or posts only about one girl are quite rightly challenged
 this site is for the punter and not touts, pimps or working girls and a lot of the above are identified by members on here through this challenging process

That said if you are genuine I am sure you are big enough to handle the odd comment at the outset 

[ramrodronnie]

Not a question of being "pathologically suspicious"; if you read what I said, it was more about encouraging you and the OP to write some reviews when you next punt, whenever that may be.

And I politely request many posters with no or only the odd review to do so - as that's what will help other punters.

Here, here Cunning Punt +1 mate. I totally agree. too many lazy fuckers that come on this site leaching for the better WGs, and give either very little, or nothing back! 

[Bobdayley]

Major issue some punters go and see wags at higher rate than they deserve.

The punter is loosing his money, with that money he could have get a better deal with another escort who looks better and does a better service.

In the other hand this will encourage other wags with poor service to increase their rates and start charging extras for everything.
 
But what can you do? it is their money and they are free to waste it.

I am not sure if the review above has some truth or fake but for me it sounds shady and I will never trust. He paid a lot of money for a limited service but time will tell.....

[BillGoldberg]

Here, here Cunning Punt +1 mate. I totally agree. too many lazy fuckers that come on this site leaching for the better WGs, and give either very little, or nothing back! 

Can't really blame them for 'not giving anything back' as when they do they're immediately jumped on for being a tout

Speaking for myself I haven't punted that much at all this year due to a severe and unusual lack of quality (of my chosen type - Thai/other oriental) thus a lack of reviews

I'm sure many others on here are similarly seldom punters 

However purely to please you ill punt 5 girls per week that I have no interest in seeing, spend grands per month and write about it, just to keep you happy

[claretandblue]

Can't really blame them for 'not giving anything back' as when they do they're immediately jumped on for being a tout

Speaking for myself I haven't punted that much at all this year due to a severe and unusual lack of quality (of my chosen type - Thai/other oriental) thus a lack of reviews

I'm sure many others on here are similarly seldom punters 

However purely to please you ill punt 5 girls per week that I have no interest in seeing, spend grands per month and write about it, just to keep you happy

If everyone had that attitude the site would die

[smiths]

I'm a genuine punter and several regular posters/reviewers would vouch for my authenticity as a punter

I'm pretty lazy when it comes to writing 'official reviews and really the only reason I wrote one for Apple was because she blew me away

The London Thai scene has been dire for going on 2 years now, which is another reason why I've been fairly inactive as regards reviews etc (and actual punting)

However it isn't my job to convince you of anything, you believe I'm a tout, or not, makes little difference to me, those who I pm with on here and the less pathologically suspicious can benefit from my considerable experience in London oriental punting

Just seen this thread, I followed Bills posts for years on another punting site I posted on and he IS a genuine punter in my view, when he joined here I had a PM exchange with him and it was the same punter as on that other forum I believe.

[Aussiecrocsss]

Predictable responses.  I guess I say a point on some the tout reviews but I feel like some members throw out the good and the bad too often.

Ok back to the point of this thread and in an attempt to contribute something other than rhetoric....I've punted Apple.pie twice.  She is the goods--a genuinely hot girl who loves sex and will do everything you want.  My first visit was a scouting quickie and I was blown away by her looks, her eagerness to fuck and the alacrity with which she accepted a fairly large load on her mouth and tongue, most of which disappeared.  She is the type after such a moment to let out a good chuckle, raise her eyebrows and smile, perhaps offer a sloppy kiss, in contrast to a more conventional dash to the loo or pretend facial to the neck.  Anal was offered with similar aplomb and her apple bottom is quite fantastic.  Had a good 20 minute session in such arrangements on a second visit, where I felt somewhat inclined to believe she even came with use of a vibrator on the front.  Also, she was willing to go the full distance of the time allotment regardless of how many shots had fired, and stayed plenty extra for hang time.   I thought she was a solid 'A' punt and would recommend. 

For the misogynists (you know who you are!) , sadly her English is pretty good and she's a clever girl and great conversationalist, you might not enjoy that aspect.

[laidbackasiandude]

I'm a genuine punter and several regular posters/reviewers would vouch for my authenticity as a punter

I'm pretty lazy when it comes to writing 'official reviews and really the only reason I wrote one for Apple was because she blew me away

The London Thai scene has been dire for going on 2 years now, which is another reason why I've been fairly inactive as regards reviews etc (and actual punting)

However it isn't my job to convince you of anything, you believe I'm a tout, or not, makes little difference to me, those who I pm with on here and the less pathologically suspicious can benefit from my considerable experience in London oriental punting

Bill is there a specific reason for this?  My own knowledge of the current London Thai scene is very limited,
the last time I punted a Thai WG was "Linda Yasu" back in 2006 (believe she retired around about that time or 2007).

Read your excellent review on Apple Pie BTW.

[BillGoldberg]

Bill is there a specific reason for this?  My own knowledge of the current London Thai scene is very limited,
the last time I punted a Thai WG was "Linda Yasu" back in 2006 (believe she retired around about that time or 2007).

Read your excellent review on Apple Pie BTW.

Thanks 

I think the main reason for the decline in quality was an increased aggressiveness with which the police and immigration clamped down on Thai wgs, their visa situations and a couple of well known agency operators

Several of the best and well known girls up and left out of fear,  some were deported (or so I heard), I think one or two agency owners even ended up in jail

These things tend to occur in cycles so hopefully we're soon due a resurgence in gold standard Thai girls like those halcyon days past

[vw]

For the misogynists (you know who you are!) , sadly her English is pretty good and she's a clever girl and great conversationalist, you might not enjoy that aspect.

What a prick, playing that card when clearly no truth in the matter, hating bad service or liars does not make a M word !

[ramrodronnie]

If everyone had that attitude the site would die

+1 claretandblue

[Nozfun85]

Fuckin hell I did not expect this many replies!! I will post again tomorrow when  I'm not so drunk but firstly bill and assuie guy thankyou. She really is a great thai girl and trust me she's 100% independent. I speak thai and had a real conversation with her so know what the deal is. Like I said best I don't try and convince people whilst I'm 10 pints down but seriously you won't get new people on this site if you give them shit straight away after their first review. I lived in thailand for a number of years so have some experience in this. Again I'm drunk so should probs shut the fuck up. I will try and answers every one indivisually tomorrow. Cheers x

[Nozfun85]

Haha "indivisually" haha apple pies English is better than mine right now!!! No joke.

[Bud$]

She sounds as if she's come along at just the right time - a Thai WG with a Zizzi level of service and maybe even Cherry and Sugar of old times. What's more I'm fairly sure she answers her own emails because there are obvious 'Thai' miss-spellings in her reply. Having said that, and this is just for me, 150 an hour and 240 for 90 mins is pushing the limits, unless she goes over time, which is not a given. An hour sometimes = 45 mins with possibly a shower which she could insist on assisting me with to waste time (my particular suspicion with TG's; it's happened) and the 'I've got another customer coming' line (another one that I've had with TWG's) - more than likely if she's popular as well. However, I totally believe what aussie says because he's a reliable chap. A trek to N. London is almost 2 hours for me, plus the cost, so I'll need to be really tempted before I go.

[235711prime]

It makes me laugh that members who only joined his site this year start giving other longer members hassle: billgoldberg, why the hell should you have to prove yourself?  I've read your posts before, besides I think most of us are clued up enough to spot fakers.

I've joined this site a while back and haven't punted so much recently, but the next time I do punt and write an ever so slightly fluffy review, I hope I don't get this kind of crap.

Not everyone punt regularly and it shouldn't in anyway stop them from
contributing to this site.

So for those of you who do write many reviews, thanks. Just give others the some respect.

Anyway rant over!

@Billgoldberg and OP, would you say this Apple pie is pretty? I'm quite into Asian/Thai girls at the moment, but it seems it's the same few from these agencies, I agreed that hopefully the scene will change soon, else I have to head off to the Far East!!
 

[BillGoldberg]

It makes me laugh that members who only joined his site this year start giving other longer members hassle: billgoldberg, why the hell should you have to prove yourself?  I've read your posts before, besides I think most of us are clued up enough to spot fakers.

I've joined this site a while back and haven't punted so much recently, but the next time I do punt and write an ever so slightly fluffy review, I hope I don't get this kind of crap.

Not everyone punt regularly and it shouldn't in anyway stop them from
contributing to this site.

So for those of you who do write many reviews, thanks. Just give others the some respect.

Anyway rant over!

@Billgoldberg and OP, would you say this Apple pie is pretty? I'm quite into Asian/Thai girls at the moment, but it seems it's the same few from these agencies, I agreed that hopefully the scene will change soon, else I have to head off to the Far East!!

Yes, she is gorgeous !
Has a real sultry look about her, big eyes, big, full lips

She bears quite a strong resemblance to the fetish model Masuimi Max in this pic:

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[BillGoldberg]

Aussiecrocsss 'banned' ???!!

Why ?

Is it just because he referred to some of the posters on here as misogynists ?

 

[Nozfun85]

I was going to start replying and trying to convince people I was genuine etc but there really is no point with some of you. I've pm'd some people so that covers it. I really appreciate the people who are sticking up for me I thought this site was supposed to help people find good punts but as with almost all online forums it decends into something else.
@235711prime thanks you hit the nail on the head there so back to the actual topic/review. Yes she is pretty she has a gorgeous face and very sexy lips she's got a great body with awesome curves and a really tidy snatch 

Shout out to @billgoldberg as well. It's probably a good thing people don't belive me as they will be missing out and it means apple will stay fresher and not have to deal with the bullshit.

[Nozfun85]

Bill that's a good shout with that fetish model she does look similar only a bit more asain if you know what I mean.

[claretandblue]

Aussiecrocsss 'banned' ???!!

Why ?

Is it just because he referred to some of the posters on here as misogynists ?

 

Yes it says he was banned for slagging off members, labelling punters mysoginists and saying they won't like the fact the girl can speak English is snidey and out of order, or do you agree with him?

[claretandblue]

Fuckin hell I did not expect this many replies!! I will post again tomorrow when  I'm not so drunk but firstly bill and assuie guy thankyou. She really is a great thai girl and trust me she's 100% independent. I speak thai and had a real conversation with her so know what the deal is. Like I said best I don't try and convince people whilst I'm 10 pints down but seriously you won't get new people on this site if you give them shit straight away after their first review. I lived in thailand for a number of years so have some experience in this. Again I'm drunk so should probs shut the fuck up. I will try and answers every one indivisually tomorrow. Cheers x

But did you really get that much "shit " as you put it? Make a few more posts and I am sure any doubters will be able to see your genuine, if members are not slightly guarded when new posters crop up the site could be overrun with pimps, touts and prossies 

[Nozfun85]

But did you really get that much "shit " as you put it? Make a few more posts and I am sure any doubters will be able to see your genuine, if members are not slightly guarded when new posters crop up the site could be overrun with pimps, touts and prossies 

Fair shout and no I didn't get that much shit but like I said I won't bother responding to people about it as I have better things to do with my time. I don't punt that often and I'm not normally london based so you won't see much from me but I'll be sure to review anyone I do see and will then ignore all the responses about tout pimp etc etc.

[Jimmyredcab]

Aussiecrocsss 'banned' ???!!

Why ?

Is it just because he referred to some of the posters on here as misogynists ?

 

Seems a good reason to me.     

[yumyum3]

Just come back to this thread. £150 is still silly money in my opinion and clearly other trusted members agree. As others have also pointed out, there's no need to wallow in victimhood OP, you'll live to post another day, no doubt. Aussie Cross always sounded dodgy to me so glad he's gone. Smiths vouches for you Bill and I read your posts on another site too. Why you got involved in this, posted what you did and railed against Aussie Cross being banned I don't know. I like asians but the London-wide cartel that sticks to £150 per hour could do with unsticking IMO.

[Nozfun85]

Just come back to this thread. £150 is still silly money in my opinion and clearly other trusted members agree. As others have also pointed out, there's no need to wallow in victimhood OP, you'll live to post another day, no doubt. Aussie Cross always sounded dodgy to me so glad he's gone. Smiths vouches for you Bill and I read your posts on another site too. Why you got involved in this, posted what you did and railed against Aussie Cross being banned I don't know. I like asians but the London-wide cartel that sticks to £150 per hour could do with unsticking IMO.

Don't get me wrong it would be great if she only charged £100 but she doesn't so it's up to the punter to make that decision. I personally think she is worth it and am happy to pay that much.

I'm not wallowing in victim hood really but thanks for the advice like I said I'm just trying to help others by posting this review and I couldn't careless what some people think about me/what I enjoy in a punt.

Thanks again to bill though who has been pretty welcoming to this newbie and stuck up for me and validated what I said.

Anyway I've just booked to see her again tomorrow so will do a little follow up on this at some point.

Cheers

[BillGoldberg]

Yes it says he was banned for slagging off members, labelling punters mysoginists and saying they won't like the fact the girl can speak English is snidey and out of order, or do you agree with him?

"Do I agree with him ?"

Why does that loaded question have an aura of 'witchhunt' about it ?

You wanting to get me banned too ?

Seriously I'm not going to get drawn into some bullshit drama, I'm on here to exchange info on good girls to punt with, and thats it

Still seems very draconian to bar someone just because he labelled (indirectly at that) certain posters as misogynists

Barring posters for saying the wrong thing reminds me of that other place thats held in very low esteem (and justifiably so) by the admins on here

[BillGoldberg]

Just come back to this thread. £150 is still silly money in my opinion and clearly other trusted members agree. As others have also pointed out, there's no need to wallow in victimhood OP, you'll live to post another day, no doubt. Aussie Cross always sounded dodgy to me so glad he's gone. Smiths vouches for you Bill and I read your posts on another site too. Why you got involved in this, posted what you did and railed against Aussie Cross being banned I don't know. I like asians but the London-wide cartel that sticks to £150 per hour could do with unsticking IMO.

I've exchanged many a PM with Aussie both on here and on the other site (before I got barred by that glorified pimp with delusions of grandeur who calls himself 'Galahad' for disagreeing with one of his fat whore moderators) and he's provided me with some sterling recommendations, of which Apple was one of them

I like the guy, we both share an asian fetish, so of course I'm going to stick up for him

Yeah, I agree £150 is steep, and I'd gladly pay less if I encounter girls who are to my taste and standard of SP at a lower rate

Its certainly not a case of me seeking out girls who charge £150+/hr, but definitely a case of the girls who 'really do it for me' happening to charge £150/hr

[claretandblue]

"Do I agree with him ?"

Why does that loaded question have an aura of 'witchhunt' about it ?

You wanting to get me banned too ?

Seriously I'm not going to get drawn into some bullshit drama, I'm on here to exchange info on good girls to punt with, and thats it

Still seems very draconian to bar someone just because he labelled (indirectly at that) certain posters as misogynists

Barring posters for saying the wrong thing reminds me of that other place thats held in very low esteem (and justifiably so) by the admins on here

Seriously it wasn't a loaded question merely a simple one, which your reply has answered for me

[BillGoldberg]

Seriously it wasn't a loaded question merely a simple one, which your reply has answered for me

yeah, you believe whatever you want to believe, doesn't interest me, not gonna waste my time trying to convince you either way

[claretandblue]

yeah, you believe whatever you want to believe, doesn't interest me, not gonna waste my time trying to convince you either way

No problem, as you are "here to exchange views on girls to punt with" I look forward to you adding to your review count of one in the coming weeks