Hello Randy & Topgun,
Randy, Kind of you to mention 'young', but I will be getting my Bus Pass next year, so I will be looking forward to the Government paying for my punting trips from the most rural of rural Southern Scotland to Glasgow - oddly, I have never tried the Capital, but will look at the bus schedules to see how that might work out. As for 'the barnet', I think that it is a Marmite thing, and I am Yes to both - but then again, I was tearing around London 40 odd years ago with a 'Mohican' and safety pins in my ears: shameful!!
Topgun, More as footnote to your comments about Kent, but I found myself in Sussex about 10 years ago with my stars in total alignment as I was lucky enough to find a married woman who was looking for a 'swing partner' and for some mysterious reason I got the nod, eventually finding ourselves at a swingers club called Hamshaws (not functioning now - nearest now being Bristol Gardens Health Spa in Brighton, although only poor contender to the Hamshaws set up) . It was just great where every flavour in the wine gums pack was available, so Randy, I fully agree with your thoughts about the Gang Bang, although it was mind bogling to watch a full on orgy erupting in front of your eyes!
But back to the style / substance of MK's entertainment: clearly it is a paid event and does not have the just plain 'fuck offness' of a spontaneous GB (which maybe affected me), but in terms of enthusiasm, I would say that MK is an equal to any settings that I encountered at Hamshaws. Ps, watching your own swing partner going through a group of guys like a train is a totally mad, knowing that you are the one going home with her at the end of the evening; happy days!