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For some reason my browser (iPhone) won't let me change this to a negative which is what it should be but I will post it anyway as a warning to others.

First time posting, been lurking for a while but feel like I've got to warn others so here goes:

Booked 30mins wit Cleo last Friday, she was working from a hotel in Middlesbrough, been using NNE for a while now and other than issues with me arriving for my appointment and another dude being in the room or leaving as I've been arriving I've had no issues with them.

My first issue with this booking was the location, a local hotel which I thought would be perfect but the cleaning staff were right outside the room for the entire booking. Not Cleo's fault but it made arriving and leaving very difficult.

Second of all Cleo didn't really bare much resemblances to her photos, she appears to be a lot shorter in person, with bigger boobs and a bit of a gut. She's not ugly by any means but she's got a bit of a lights are on but nobody is home expressions.

Now the biggest problem with the booking, I walk into her room and she's sat on the bed with a huge cardigan on, moaning about the cold. I make my way in and undress. At no point does she get on off the bed. I go and lie next to her, all the time she's talking about how much money she's been making, etc. all just small talk but I couldn't get a word in edge ways.

She made no effort to touch me and didn't ask what I wanted to do, she just remained arms crossed on the bed. Fast forward 30 mins of her talking and it's time for me to leave.

So basically I paid £60 to listen to some girl talk for 30 mins.

I worst ever experience, I left feeling totally cheated.

After a day of thinking about it I decided to contact NNE and there response was thanks, we will let Cleo know the feedback, in the mean time try Jenny or Jessie....

[Changed from Positive to Negative by admin at request of poster]

Offline sesalovdarlo

For some reason my browser (iPhone) won't let me change this to a negative which is what it should be but I will post it anyway as a warning to others.

First time posting, been lurking for a while but feel like I've got to warn others so here goes:

Booked 30mins wit Cleo last Friday, she was working from a hotel in Middlesbrough, been using NNE for a while now and other than issues with me arriving for my appointment and another dude being in the room or leaving as I've been arriving I've had no issues with them.

My first issue with this booking was the location, a local hotel which I thought would be perfect but the cleaning staff were right outside the room for the entire booking. Not Cleo's fault but it made arriving and leaving very difficult.

Second of all Cleo didn't really bare much resemblances to her photos, she appears to be a lot shorter in person, with bigger boobs and a bit of a gut. She's not ugly by any means but she's got a bit of a lights are on but nobody is home expressions.

Now the biggest problem with the booking, I walk into her room and she's sat on the bed with a huge cardigan on, moaning about the cold. I make my way in and undress. At no point does she get on off the bed. I go and lie next to her, all the time she's talking about how much money she's been making, etc. all just small talk but I couldn't get a word in edge ways.

She made no effort to touch me and didn't ask what I wanted to do, she just remained arms crossed on the bed. Fast forward 30 mins of her talking and it's time for me to leave.

So basically I paid £60 to listen to some girl talk for 30 mins.

I worst ever experience, I left feeling totally cheated.

After a day of thinking about it I decided to contact NNE and there response was thanks, we will let Cleo know the feedback, in the mean time try Jenny or Jessie....

[Changed from Positive to Negative by admin at request of poster]


I think admin will come to the rescue for that. I have done it before couldn't change it.

As for your experience Wtf. So she avoided having sex or providing any service what so ever? What an idiot for boasting aboat how much cash she is making!

Quite disappointed with NNE reaction aswell. She should respond to this. She doesn't want to go down same route as diamonds.

Online johnny34

So you got No service whatsoever?

You deserve an apology & free booking from NNE. NNE are a member on here so you could pm Hannah once you have pm privileges.

Offline westbay_abaco

Err why didnt you just ask her to strip or suck your cock? :unknown:
Banning reason: Protecting criminal prossie

Thanks Admin

Nope, no service at all. I would have asked her to do something if I could have got a word in, she really did just not stop talking.

I really got the impression she's just in it for the money and not interested in providing any sort of service, not like someone like Amy who used to be at NNE, she used to make sure you left happy. I think maybe Cleo is just in it short term as it did sound like she had money problems. Daft thing is if she provided a decent service and made half an effort people would go back and she'd make more!

I guess there isn't really anything NNE can do other than give Cleo the feedback.

Offline ollie52

I had a booking with her and after about 10 mins of her non stop talking I had to initiate the action myself ended up a decent punt. I got no resistance for Cleo she was quite submissive and I had to take the lead with everything. Didn't think it was a deliberate tactic to time waste as I ended up staying 10 minutes past the end of the booking.

Offline John286

I have been to see cleo in the hartlepool flat and have to say that I had a totally different 30 minutes with her.

She opened the door with a lovely smile on her face. Yes I do agree she's a bit on the short side but her photos do show her in extremely high heels.

I got chatting with her. She's not to over the top chatty in my opinion but she made an interest in me which I appreciated. I stripped off and she got off the bed and we did some DFK slowly sliding her handing down to my manhood. Then she got down on her knees and did some Owo which blew my mind, I had to tell her to stop so I didn't blow my load. I stripped her underwear off her and we both got on the bed and did some more foreplay before sticking a rubber on and doing a bit of doggy (which is her favourite position and she seemed to enjoy it alot)

She seemed like a very lovely girl and we talked some more as we both got dressed. She is very cute and has a lovely smile and I have been back since and would definitely go again!

But that's just my opinion, I loved every minute of it and she has really good reviews on her profile and she has curve in all the right places. Very pretty girl. £60 well spent
Banning reason: Cleo posing as punter and posting fake review

Offline Admin

  • Site Owner
I have been to see cleo in the hartlepool flat and have to say that I had a totally different 30 minutes with her.

She opened the door with a lovely smile on her face. Yes I do agree she's a bit on the short side but her photos do show her in extremely high heels.

I got chatting with her. She's not to over the top chatty in my opinion but she made an interest in me which I appreciated. I stripped off and she got off the bed and we did some DFK slowly sliding her handing down to my manhood. Then she got down on her knees and did some Owo which blew my mind, I had to tell her to stop so I didn't blow my load. I stripped her underwear off her and we both got on the bed and did some more foreplay before sticking a rubber on and doing a bit of doggy (which is her favourite position and she seemed to enjoy it alot)

She seemed like a very lovely girl and we talked some more as we both got dressed. She is very cute and has a lovely smile and I have been back since and would definitely go again!

But that's just my opinion, I loved every minute of it and she has really good reviews on her profile and she has curve in all the right places. Very pretty girl. £60 well spent

What's the reason that you just logged out of "Cleopatra93" account to create this "John286" account?

Offline Admin

  • Site Owner
I note you've now posted a positive review about yourself and logged out after reading my post above without explaining, could it be because you have no plausible explanation :rolleyes:

Other forum owners are known to turn a blind eye to such blatant fake reviews and touts because they're so desperate to appease potential advertisers, but not this site.

Offline portable

I guess there isn't really anything NNE can do other than give Cleo the feedback.


Well they could fire her for her being con artist and a liar.

Girls like these are just the worst. Rather than face up to the fact that they shouldn't be doing this job and clearly banking on getting passive, nervous guys who won't initiate anything, they decide to post fake positive comments on themselves online rather than sort themselves out. WTF?

And bragging about the money is fucking weird, arrogant and condescending too.




Offline themademan2

Would be nice to hear from her Agency Naughty Northern Escorts as to what they have to say about this :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Undesirable and untrustworthy. Treat all posts by this member with suspicion.

Offline greychap

Her new improved review could not be any more obvious, not very smart one is she.

I doubt the agency wants to come on here and get in to discussing it as unless they offer a discount for the bloke other wise not much point commenting on it.
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline cleo69

cleo is a really nice attractive young lady, she has a presence about her, good kissing, her vaginia tasted like mcdonalds milkshake.
Banning reason: Daft tout

cleo is a really nice attractive young lady, she has a presence about her, good kissing, her vaginia tasted like mcdonalds milkshake.

wtf not too obvious!!!  one post and her name is cleo too whats the odds on that?  do you work at mcdonalds aswell?

cleo is a really nice attractive young lady, she has a presence about her, good kissing, her vaginia tasted like mcdonalds milkshake.
Well done, this deserves an award for worlds worst undercover tout !

Well done, this deserves an award for worlds worst undercover tout !

i think we are dealing with a serious dimwit here  :D

Online James999

cleo is a really nice attractive young lady, she has a presence about her, good kissing, her vaginia tasted like mcdonalds milkshake.

What, like shit  :vomit:

Cleo you fucking muppet! The OP hit the nail on the head with the lights were on comment!  :rolleyes:

Offline westbay_abaco

funniest thread ever!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So she licked herself out?
Banning reason: Protecting criminal prossie

Offline portable

Fucking hell. NNE better check her real age to see if she's actually legal.

cleo is a really nice attractive young lady, she has a presence about her, good kissing, her vaginia tasted like mcdonalds milkshake.

WTF..it sounds like she might have bacterial vaginosis or thrush especially if accompanied by a whiff of Filet oh fish.

Offline greychap

Fucking hell. NNE better check her real age to see if she's actually legal.

Luckily you don't need a huge brain to work in the sex industry otherwise this girl could be in trouble :crazy:
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline westbay_abaco

Luckily you don't need a huge brain to work in the sex industry otherwise this girl could be in trouble :crazy:

Only a milky vagina!!! :D :D
Banning reason: Protecting criminal prossie

Offline sesalovdarlo

That is the funniest ever tout I have seen in my entire life.

WHAT A FUCKING RETARD, wouldn't suprise me if she was taken of the books for having an IQ OF -11

Offline greychap

That is the funniest ever tout I have seen in my entire life.

WHAT A FUCKING RETARD, wouldn't suprise me if she was taken of the books for having an IQ OF -11

It was pretty bad and not thought out at all :sarcastic:
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing




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