Chloe Diamond- Liverpool

[jokaa]

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So, Chloe's been on my radar for a while now but I've always hesitated due to the lack of reviews on here and also the lack of a face picture in her private gallery.

She has a great body but my fears about her face were confirmed during this meet, I'm sad to say.

Now, I have high standards. So please take my review into context as she may very well be a top girl for many people on this forum, but just doesn't meet my expectations of a high class escort who charges £80/half hour and £160/hour.

Great comms by Chloe all throughout and the booking was arranged easily with about a 1 hour notice. Flat is easy enough to find on Duke Street in Liverpool and you can just walk on through past the concierge without any questions.

Chloe welcomed me in and was extremely friendly, she's actually quite endearing both in person and over the phone/texts. At this point I was disappointed though as her face just doesn't match up to her body. I really don't want to sound harsh, but she's not a pretty girl. Some other users on this forum have said she's pretty but not stunning. I'm not sure what their definition of pretty is but for me, she is not that good of a looking lass. Her body was very nice though, just like in the picture and her ass is incredible. I really wish she had even a slightly better face though..

At this point I had two options: bail or stay and try and make the best of it. She was really nice and friendly so I didn't feel the need to get out straight away but I was debating whether I wanted to spend my money on this girl or not, and also shag someone who I"m just not attracted to. I was horny though and I felt really bad about leaving (I always struggle with the best way to walk out if not satisfied, pointers welcome!), so I stayed.

Told her I wanted to do 30 minutes and just a blow job, as I genuinely didn't want to fuck her. For me the face is the most important part on a girl so I was adamant I wouldn't fuck her. Shower wasn't offered, but I did just have one before I came so whatever. Oh, and Chloe was drinking coffee and didn't go to brush her teeth or use mouthwash before things got started. Just something to note.

Started giving me a blowjob on the sofa and then we moved over to the bedroom where there was a mirror on the wall, which gave me a good view of her ass whilst she blew me, which to be fair got me quite excited. Her technique isn't great, very shallow sucking and extensive use of hands means she doesn't give the best of OWO, whilst she was hesitant to lick balls. Tried face fucking her a little but she really can't take it deep, and I'm not biggest.

At this point I thought fuck it, I wanted to pound that ass so I made sure she turned around and bent over so I couldn't see her face and just focused on her very pert bum. Put the condom on, shagged her for a few minutes and I ended up cumming all over her butt. I wanted the punt done as soon as possible so no trying to make it last.

Thanked Chloe, had a bit of a chat about some random shit and then I was off.

I wouldn't see her again and I'm a bit annoyed I even stayed and did anything with Chloe. I'm going to have to see a Manchester Elite girl asap to fuck someone with a gorgeous face to get over this.

 This sound so harsh. I feel bad as she's a cool girl and very nice but her face makes things difficult for this review, whilst her blowjob technique is not the up to standard. I'm taking her price into account massively here by the way. For £160 you can go see a Man Elite girl. I'm very glad I only stuck to the half hour for £80.

Sorry if this review reads a little choppy. I'm still a little dazed from what I just spent money on. I went out last night and pulled a girl fitter than Chloe, so I feel like a mug for spending money on this today. Punting is meant to be a fantasy fulfilment thing or something that allows you to fuck a really fit girl without going through the effort of playing the game. I get disappointed when girls are average and charge cash, but feel more disappointed with myself.

Take from this what you will lads.

[satnav]

Thanks for the review sorry it didn't work out dude i have looked at those arse pics and thought about maybe going to see the scuzzer no chance now thanks for the heads up

[jokaa]

Shit happens mate, I'm sure we've all had some disappointments with a girls appearance.

At least my experience will stop others getting their hopes up too much with Chloe and know what to expect should they ever go to see her. This is why these forums are so valuable.

[hungrypunt]

Same here, she was on my HL and was gonna try soon. Surely she cant be a real dog, and I wouldn't say the boat would 100% put me of too much but appreciate the review. Il get ready for a shock perhaps.
 

[Blue Moon]

Thanks for the honest review. I'd spotted this girl and thought she was expensive but looked fit so she was on my HL for a half-hour future punt. But not now - the OWO has to be top notch at these prices.

[santos.23]

mate I'm with you on this one if i was to pay she has to be pretty! i was looking at chloe profile i asked her to send me a pic before we meet she didn't so i didn't see her, theres one amazing chick from manc she's pricy but she's the best i ever had!!

[OakTree]

mate I'm with you on this one if i was to pay she has to be pretty! i was looking at chloe profile i asked her to send me a pic before we meet she didn't so i didn't see her, theres one amazing chick from manc she's pricy but she's the best i ever had!!

And she is?

[mikepumps]

i couldnt agree more with the OP, there is a shortage of pretty women, my last 3 or 4 encounters have turned out to be average looking facially, if i hadnt drove foe 30mins and had some kamagra i would of walked, which i have done before now, i usually just say iv left my wallet in the car rather than say "fuk me your not what i expected", tbh i cant believe some of the women on AW have the nerve to charge!!! its all about the face for me, i could even poke a fatty if she had a pretty face, something iv also done before now.

[jokaa]

@ Mikepumps, mate it's a joke.

It pisses me off and I've gotten to the point where I'm going to be a harsh bastard when I walk in and they don't look up to scratch. People must think we're ugly guys who can't get girls or something and would fuck whatever and pay for it, completely wrong.

Any working girls reading this need to realise a large portion of us are normal blokes who can actually do okay outside of this. My personal reasons for paying for sex SOMETIMES is simply because 1) I want to fulfil some pervy fantasies that I have 2) it's nice to fuck an 8/9/10 out of 10 without grafting sometimes 3) when away on business you get fucking bored

I'm sure there are plenty of other punters on here who have the exact same reasons as I do, and it's ridiculous for working girls who look like shit to try and charge us.

My tone has changed form my OP as you can see, now that I've had time to calm down.

It's a  scenario with these girls who think they're a Victoria's Secret model or something, when they look like trash on the corner in a shitty estate. Fuck off to all you working girls like that.

Rant over.

[jokaa]

And some other punters on here need to stop glorifying and bigging up girls who aren't all that great.

Man, I'm wound up.

I recently saw Amelia Lace. She was quality, I'll drop a review when I can.

[mikepumps]

thats very true, i went to a thai brothel on the wirral after a few blokes on here said that it had a couple of thai stunners working there, however the women were as rough as fuk, its hard to describe but they were plain ugly facially, and for me they can have a perfect figure but if i dont find their face attractive i simply dont wanna fuk them, and lately its been so bad finding a good looking hooker under 24 yrs old that i am not going to bother till something worth spending my money on shows up, 2 yrfs ago there was a couple of stunners in manchester, jessie and i cant remember the other ones name, they have fuked off now and i am disappointed with whats on offer lately, after each punt i am left thinking why did i bother, rather than thinking how fit the bird was i just had.

[porgiepie]

I strongly Second Jokaa's sentiment here.. it's crazy. It's clear whats happening, the rich old ugly farts with no taste or sense are affecting the market economics. I mean there are 60 year old obese chics on AW with more escorting reviews than a 10 out of 10 blonde worldy for half the hourly cost!

also bums who appreciate a body but dont give two fish fingers when it comes to face are inflating the wg's sense of value. so they all put their prices up thinking they are attractive.

don't get me wrong, the whole thing is vain and shit, but it's still a market and the dynamics are being skewed by morons, old people with too much left over pension money and partially blind people who give good reviews only for reality to hit those of us with two eyes right in the japs cornea.

I swear this one chic, 100% positive reviews and hundreds of them on AW, verified with members who I Recognised from my city and christ, I shit you not, this chic was the most photoshopped, overvalued human being i've ever transacted with. we're talking twice as fat, face 3x as ugly, (literally) smelled like faeces. farted on my penis and breath so bad, I had to insist on Oral-WITH *

of course I cut the meeting short, cost me hella Cash because it was an overnight, guess it's my fault on that front as usually meet them first before and overnight, but comms were all v.good and reassuring..

I guess the only way to progress from this point onwards is for the relatively young and fiscal-minded of us to show the future generations the way. Given this economic climate, we must pull together and consider this task as a duty to protect our childrens wallets and minds and to restore the economy to it's former glory.

Strength & Honour.

[hungrypunt]

I swear this one chic, 100% positive reviews and hundreds of them on AW, verified with members who I Recognised from my city and christ, I shit you not, this chic was the most photoshopped, overvalued human being i've ever transacted with. we're talking twice as fat, face 3x as ugly, (literally) smelled like faeces. farted on my penis and breath so bad, I had to insist on Oral-WITH *

I guess the only way to progress from this point onwards is for the relatively young and fiscal-minded of us to show the future generations the way. Given this economic climate, we must pull together and consider this task as a duty to protect our childrens wallets and minds and to restore the economy to it's former glory.

Or review the girl in question ?

[OakTree]

I strongly Second Jokaa's sentiment here.. it's crazy. It's clear whats happening, the rich old ugly farts with no taste or sense are affecting the market economics. I mean there are 60 year old obese chics on AW with more escorting reviews than a 10 out of 10 blonde worldy for half the hourly cost!

also bums who appreciate a body but dont give two fish fingers when it comes to face are inflating the wg's sense of value. so they all put their prices up thinking they are attractive.

don't get me wrong, the whole thing is vain and shit, but it's still a market and the dynamics are being skewed by morons, old people with too much left over pension money and partially blind people who give good reviews only for reality to hit those of us with two eyes right in the japs cornea.

I swear this one chic, 100% positive reviews and hundreds of them on AW, verified with members who I Recognised from my city and christ, I shit you not, this chic was the most photoshopped, overvalued human being i've ever transacted with. we're talking twice as fat, face 3x as ugly, (literally) smelled like faeces. farted on my penis and breath so bad, I had to insist on Oral-WITH *

of course I cut the meeting short, cost me hella Cash because it was an overnight, guess it's my fault on that front as usually meet them first before and overnight, but comms were all v.good and reassuring..

I guess the only way to progress from this point onwards is for the relatively young and fiscal-minded of us to show the future generations the way. Given this economic climate, we must pull together and consider this task as a duty to protect our childrens wallets and minds and to restore the economy to it's former glory.

Strength & Honour.

Well you’ve been a member for nearly two years and you’ve not done much to show the future generations the way yet.

[porgiepie]

quote author=OakTree
quote author=hungrypunt

Both very fair points lads, no real arguments there except to say that I did leave a review! but it's clearly drowned out by the hundreds of reviews, i mean that girl is a workhorse, cyborg/machine. and of course, no guarantee that in en environment of mass delusion of unknown cause, it would do any good!*

• cause in point, the people who told everyone before the banking crisis that shit was going to hit the FAN . But regarding this woman, having somehow droves of non-regulars who seem to give great reviews and are satisfied, I was stumped. My theory is simply that a particular personality type is attracted by her face, it;s the only logical conclusion, (except of course that I am wrong) ,but I refuse to believe that I imagined my terrible experience*

To Sir Tree, that is true, but I have been exceedingly busy and unable to do so due to a variety of reasons which I won't elaborate on here. That said, my punts have actually been more of the necessity variety than a hedonistic pursuit of new sexual explorations, so for an analogy , how many people review their local or random motorway petrol station?

Though if I get my finances in order I might embark on such a non-vital trip to the depths of vag-city.