More like the same 'review' written 22 times. Tedious keyboard wanking masquerading as a 'review'.
For those daft old sods (and it seems to be the elderly) who insist on writing these fairytale porn novellas, I don't think you should be surprised when others treat them with total contempt. The OP is certainly not the only culprit in this regard but he's certainly a known offender.
Noted. You're obviously a young inexperienced buck since your reported punts only give you a 25% satisfaction. So let an oldster give you some advice. Do your research, choose CAREFULLY, not impulsively (difficult for a raring-to-go youngster like yourself, obviously) so you don't piss your money away as you seem, sadly to be in the habit of doing. When you've learned how to get satisfaction regularly and happily, share your wisdom. We're all here to learn from each other, after all.