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Author Topic: Q's first ever "walk" - Chloe Kisses - Mother-In-Law-Experience  (Read 6458 times)


2 review(s) for Chloe Kisses (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline smiths

Clearly some as she still somehow seems to get AW fb - although some is obviously fake (10/10 for physical on a recent one I saw with a comment about sheer perfection!  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:  I almost can't believe it's all fake  :unknown:

She definitely has a strategy which involves getting the cash as quickly as possible before the punter can even think - that was my definite warning sign that something wasn't up and bitter experience and advice from here has taught me to think carefully before handing the cash over.  :hi: :drinks:

The thing is - she probably only needs a couple of punters a week to get as far as handing over their readies to make it worth her while.  :thumbsdown:

A/W feedback has no credibility in my eyes anyway so I never go by that shit.

Offline LL

So in summary form those that have seen her,

she's fat (size 20+)
she's old (50+)
Bad teeth


Sounds like a nightmare  :thumbsdown:

Well done for walking Quas "me old mate"  :sarcastic:

I once met a prossie who told me that "James999" was just an alter-ego of Chloe Kisses.
That's most likely bullshit, but just imagine if it were true!

Quasedillas / however you spell it.  Look on the bright side.  You got to snog her for free!
I had a mother-in-law experience once. Not intentionally, and not with my actual mother-in-law.  But the lady I booked turned out to be older than I expected when I met her in person.  She also bore an uncanny resemblance to my trouble-and-strife's Mum.  I went through with it as it was a lot less money than your aborted punt but I regretted it afterwards (and couldn't look my actual Mother-in-law in the eye for a while afterwards!). 

So you did the right thing.  On this occasion, you were mislead and your journey was wasted.  You were right to report it (and thank you for taking the time and we understand it's not easy to write such reviews) and she shouldn't be misleading us so I'm on your side here.  This isn't as big a shitstorm as the time a crazy bitch ripped you off, threated you, etc, etc.  It measured a few levels lower on the Beaufort wind force scale of shitstorms.  So why so many comments about it?  Is it because the lady in question is so well-known and well-reviewed?  Perhaps.

I don't read UKE much (not that I dislike it just don't have the time at the moment) but I would be interested to see whether this review divides opinion on the forum (with some coming out in support of her and others in support of you), or if it'll just blow over without many comments at all.


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She has obviously done a great job on UKE of toning down her persona as at least four punters have now told me directly that they were planning to book her and were grateful I'd helped them dodge a bullet. There was a thread on UKE recently asking for people to publish their "UKE hotlist" and she featured on a surprising number.

I haven't seen her and I for one have her on my hotlist on UKE. This is mostly down to the way she comes across when she responds to some of the threads. I make my own mind up about whom I punt/book and take into account reviews/back on AW/UKP. UKE will be useful too.

Q, thanks for your review and it certainly holds "weight" when making future decisions.


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Offline Huawei

Very pleased to see this thread - I had been thinking of pointing out that she has negative reviews on here, and a lot of history if memory serves correctly. I only take a quick look at UKE when I get time, but I was alarmed by the number of punters on there fawning over her  :unknown:. I thought that I should try to help them avoid falling into the trap - but it seems that Quesadilla has done an admirable job.

For the record, I haven't seen Chloe, although I noticed her in the chatroom on pro$$ienet when I used to frequent there. As a result, I had added her to my HL, until I discovered UKP and realised the error of my ways - promptly removed and added to my blacklist. Seems that her chatting/posting draws people in, and UKE has provided her with another avenue to do just that.



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Are any punters good at uploading what a size 20 to size 26 really looks like so we can compare to her...just a thought as some probably think a 14 is big???

That's difficult, as has been discussed on here several times before. Basically there are two factors influencing dress size: a) girth and b) stature. Comparing two women of the same girth, the taller one will have a larger dress size; comparing two women of the same height, the chunkier one will have a larger dress size. But a short plump woman and a slimmer tall woman might easily rate the same number.

Offline dubs

Well done for walking Q.  These women need to realise it is not ok to lie about there age, size and mislead clients with flattering pics

Offline Quesadilla

Well done for walking Q.  These women need to realise it is not ok to lie about there age, size and mislead clients with flattering pics

Yup - everyone knows what a fluffy I can be, and last time I had a similar scenario - English Evie - I posted a neutral here that I agonised about because I felt sorry for her.  But after the fact I actually felt a lot more sorry about the £££ that I flushed down the pan effectively because I'd been conned by her dishonest pics/profile.

I now have very little fluffiness when it comes to being ripped off by liars, cheats, fakers, scammers and skanks. 

It's one thing to exaggerate, but when you literally cannot even recognise the person you meet from the profile/pics then it's a bait and switch scam plain and simple.

People like this give decent escorts a bad name!  :angry:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE



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Offline vt

I met Chloe a number of times in 2011-12 when she ran MKEscorts. She used to have on a forum profile a birthdate of 1st Dec 1970, which would make her 45 tomorrow. But she once said she had made that date up and from my observations of her I believe she could easily be in her late 40s now.  :unknown:

The majority of the pics on her website and AW gallery date from the period when she first started working around 2008/9, some that she was using recently were taken from a photoset that dates from Aug 2008 according to this...

http://web.archive.org/web/20090304120221/http://www.houseofdivine.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=8

...that makes them over 7 yrs old!  :thumbsdown:

Last time I saw her (clothed, never naked!) she had let herself go and was considerably bigger than those pics...I am useless at guessing women's dress sizes but she was a whole lotta woman.

She had to go back on the game after her arrest for managing a brothel as there was no other (lucrative) option. I feel sorry for her as the Divines hung her out to dry. She was a liability with her fiery outbursts and constant forum squabbles. She is a self-confessed 'gobby bitch'.

I don't hate the woman, but I do find her forum persona overbearing, self-obsessed and abrasive and her deceptions about her age & size do need to be pointed out. She admitted them when I challenged her with it on auto-censored. But, she then started a campaign of defamation against me, calling in her fluffies, yes-men, sistas, etc. but still refused to do anything to correct her blatant deceptions.

I warned her that she would get called out for it again, but she doesn't seem to care...as long as she can deceive some punters into handing over the cash before they get a chance to reconsider...good on the OP for having the presence of mind to walk!!  :thumbsup:






Offline PLeisure

I met Chloe a number of times in 2011-12 when she ran MKEscorts. She used to have on a forum profile a birthdate of 1st Dec 1970, which would make her 45 tomorrow. But she once said she had made that date up and from my observations of her I believe she could easily be in her late 40s now.  :unknown:

The majority of the pics on her website and AW gallery date from the period when she first started working around 2008/9, some that she was using recently were taken from a photoset that dates from Aug 2008 according to this...

http://web.archive.org/web/20090304120221/http://www.houseofdivine.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=8

...that makes them over 7 yrs old!  :thumbsdown:

Last time I saw her (clothed, never naked!) she had let herself go and was considerably bigger than those pics...I am useless at guessing women's dress sizes but she was a whole lotta woman.

She had to go back on the game after her arrest for managing a brothel as there was no other (lucrative) option. I feel sorry for her as the Divines hung her out to dry. She was a liability with her fiery outbursts and constant forum squabbles. She is a self-confessed 'gobby bitch'.

I don't hate the woman, but I do find her forum persona overbearing, self-obsessed and abrasive and her deceptions about her age & size do need to be pointed out. She admitted them when I challenged her with it on auto-censored. But, she then started a campaign of defamation against me, calling in her fluffies, yes-men, sistas, etc. but still refused to do anything to correct her blatant deceptions.

I warned her that she would get called out for it again, but she doesn't seem to care...as long as she can deceive some punters into handing over the cash before they get a chance to reconsider...
The background context is appreciated - cheers, vt  :hi:

Offline James999

...that makes them over 7 yrs old! 

With such old Photos and a dramatic increase in size surely there are going to be some that book her to just go along for a look and then walk of course  :scare:

What does she say about this on UKE or has no one mentioned it?


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Offline Quesadilla

With such old Photos and a dramatic increase in size surely there are going to be some that book her to just go along for a look and then walk of course  :scare:

What does she say about this on UKE or has no one mentioned it?

She's been surprisingly quiet on UKE although she is making a point of regularly updating her avatar with "recent selfies" - of her arse and legs! Nothing that in any way shows her size.

She made a comment about her profile takedown on AW fishing for support and sympathy....there still seem to be a few punters 'behind' her so maybe her arse really is her best feature?  :sarcastic:

Certainly has not been half as gobby so no doubt waiting til the heat dies down a bit.
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Offline vt

I notice she has added to her SP ad on UKE what she claims is a cropped photo of her Passport information page, it shows a birth in Dec 1970 in Sunderland. She is a Mackem, so it's likely to be genuine. She's 44, will be 45 before the end of the year, even if it isn't tomorrow!  ;)

https://www.ukescorting.com/threads/tall-leggy-curvy-english-redhead-london-pimlico.137/#post-27001

I still won't be putting any of my hard-earned down to see her!  :thumbsdown:

There is no doubt a (small) market for a hefty middle-aged prossie with a huge gob, but trying to make out she is younger, slimmer and less jaded than she really is won't work and is not in punter's interests...more guys need to walk until she matches her profiles with the reality of what punters will meet.  :rolleyes:


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Offline mh

...trying to make out she is younger, slimmer and less jaded than she really is won't work and is not in punter's interests...

Absolutely and as Matium said previously, there's really no need for this deception. I bet she'd get as many customers - and far fewer shocked/disappointed ones - if she used clear, representative, up-to-date photos. It's not my preference but there are plenty of aficionados of the BBW/near-BBW out there.

Offline cunnyhunt

I notice she has added to her SP ad on UKE what she claims is a cropped photo of her Passport information page, it shows a birth in Dec 1970 in Sunderland. She is a Mackem, so it's likely to be genuine. She's 44, will be 45 before the end of the year, even if it isn't tomorrow!  ;)

https://www.ukescorting.com/threads/tall-leggy-curvy-english-redhead-london-pimlico.137/#post-27001

I do not believe that is correct, I saw her 6+ years ago in MK and she was more than 40 at that time, If I am wrong and that is correct then she has not worn well.
IIRC she told me her accent was South African ? ( could be confused with another)

 It was not good punt and when UKP started she tried to call me on it as not happening, she sent a message asking where her moles were and I sent a reply,  she was banned by Jacob/Admin in the same time period as she was here for trouble.
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Offline smiths

I do not believe that is correct, I saw her 6+ years ago in MK and she was more than 40 at that time, If I am wrong and that is correct then she has not worn well.
IIRC she told me her accent was South African ? ( could be confused with another)

 It was not good punt and when UKP started she tried to call me on it as not happening, she sent a message asking where her moles were and I sent a reply,  she was banned by Jacob/Admin in the same time period as she was here for trouble.

That could of been Adele Bella who is South African and worked in MK for a few years at various Divine brothels. Chloes accent wasn't South African when I met her.

Offline cunnyhunt

That could of been Adele Bella who is South African and worked in MK for a few years at various Divine brothels. Chloes accent wasn't South African when I met her.

Yes Thanks, I realised after posting that the accent was another girl.

Offline Quesadilla

Easy enough to get a snap shot of someone else's passport but even if that picture is correct then - as others have said - she really has just aged incredibly badly. 

Dec 70 would make her younger than me yet she still looked to me like my mother in law - 50's for sure.  I'm sure anyone in this business knows how to use make-up to great effect to take at least five or ten years off their age so I would be genuinely shocked if she's less than 50, and surprised if she isn't north of 55.

Most of my friends and their wives are obviously my age so I have a pretty good idea what people my age / generation generally look like, even allowing for lifestyle / health etc - she would look very out of place among my friends anyway.  :unknown:

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline GBush

She has obviously done a great job on UKE of toning down her persona as at least four punters have now told me directly that they were planning to book her and were grateful I'd helped them dodge a bullet. There was a thread on UKE recently asking for people to publish their "UKE hotlist" and she featured on a surprising number.

She wasn't on my UKE Hotlist, there are some insanely hot WG's on there, however I'm looking to break my stated punting rule of "half my age, super hot" with a MILF.

Can you fucking imagine if I'd turned up and she opened the door.

Thanks Mr Q - I dodged a "big" bullet there
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Offline greychap

Im still shocked at her saying she is a size 14 on profile and you think she is a size 26, I actually googled a size 26 dress size model and they are very bid indeed basically it would be the weight of 2 Chloe's on the picture she has up on profile.

A lot of girls take off a dress size or two and sometimes will put on a couple of stone I always expect this can happen but to take off 6 dress sizes is going way too far in my opinion.

They must be desperate to lie that much especially knowing what the men are going to think when they open the door....if she is this big she needs to at least change her dress size to a 18 so at least most people have an idea that an 18 is not exactly that slim and wont be too shocked :thumbsdown:
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Offline greychap

She's been surprisingly quiet on UKE although she is making a point of regularly updating her avatar with "recent selfies" - of her arse and legs! Nothing that in any way shows her size.

She made a comment about her profile takedown on AW fishing for support and sympathy....there still seem to be a few punters 'behind' her so maybe her arse really is her best feature?  :sarcastic:

Certainly has not been half as gobby so no doubt waiting til the heat dies down a bit.

She probably feels embarrassed over it all and knows she has exaggerated  a bit too much this time round.

I take it you reported her to AW?

I wonder how it works with this because by the looks of it the photos are her just a long time ago taken so she is not pretending to be that person and is not she just gained a lot of weight, How could you even report on this because someone has gained weight even though she is lying but don't see what AW will do about this all that happens is they get the person to verify.

Think I read somewhere that verifying is a load of rubbish anyway I think Dani said she has verified many times and once she found out her photo and passport id had been given to the wrong profile so basically a huge fuck up and she had someone elses i.d.....bloody out of order that is AW are not to be trusted with anyones i.d that is why I think the whole verifying is a load of rubbish plus proves nothing!
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Offline stevedave

You are what you eat thus I'm a cunt  ;)

I really wish I hadn't been chowing down on a sausage roll when I read that.  :unknown:

Offline Quesadilla

Im still shocked at her saying she is a size 14 on profile and you think she is a size 26, I actually googled a size 26 dress size model and they are very bid indeed basically it would be the weight of 2 Chloe's on the picture she has up on profile.

A lot of girls take off a dress size or two and sometimes will put on a couple of stone I always expect this can happen but to take off 6 dress sizes is going way too far in my opinion.

They must be desperate to lie that much especially knowing what the men are going to think when they open the door....if she is this big she needs to at least change her dress size to a 18 so at least most people have an idea that an 18 is not exactly that slim and wont be too shocked :thumbsdown:

Whoah! Hold your horses Greychap!!!  I never seriously said she is 26.  Definitely bigger than 18 as I lived with my wife for a good five years while she was an 18 and she was the same height as Chloe. 

I would therefore certainly think twenty-plus.  My ex's Mother-in-law was 22-24 and I genuinely felt Chloe was more that size. So my comment about "16 or 26" was meant to be glib. I might have said "14 to 24" or "18 to 28". 

Exactly as you say however, once you get to size 18 you are appealing to a totally different audience and as has been pointed out elsewhere on this thread she advertises on BBW sites so no question she knows she is a BBW.  She is using false advertising on both AW and her personal site to try and get punters in the door and to hand over their cash before they can change their mind.

 
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Offline greychap

Whoah! Hold your horses Greychap!!!  I never seriously said she is 26.  Definitely bigger than 18 as I lived with my wife for a good five years while she was an 18 and she was the same height as Chloe. 

I would therefore certainly think twenty-plus.  My ex's Mother-in-law was 22-24 and I genuinely felt Chloe was more that size. So my comment about "16 or 26" was meant to be glib. I might have said "14 to 24" or "18 to 28". 

Exactly as you say however, once you get to size 18 you are appealing to a totally different audience and as has been pointed out elsewhere on this thread she advertises on BBW sites so no question she knows she is a BBW.  She is using false advertising on both AW and her personal site to try and get punters in the door and to hand over their cash before they can change their mind.

Bloody hell I thought you was serious about size 26 and that is way way big that is why I could not understand why she would exaggerate so much. But yes your right better to quote your size nearer to what you are. The situation is though punters can walk if they want but its still a wasted trip going there and finding out.

So do you think if you found her facially attractive and a bit younger you might have stayed am I getting the right impression that it was not just her dress size but you did not find her attractive to stay??
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