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Author Topic: Q's first ever "walk" - Chloe Kisses - Mother-In-Law-Experience  (Read 6468 times)


2 review(s) for Chloe Kisses (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline greychap

Is this the Chloe kisses that is a member on UKE with the red hair?

Its alright I worked out its the same red head woman.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2015, 01:20:39 PM by greychap »
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing


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Offline greychap

I think we all know why she is constantly on forums saying she likes to talk a lot, its probably the main way to pick up punters on how she comes across as she probably don't get many regs back if she looks as bad as you say....it all adds up.

I think you was right to walk if it was as bad as you say her being 50 odd and size 20 at least rather then a 14 to 16, girls weight to go up and down by a dress size and its quite easy to put on a stone or stone and a half but this sounds like 3 dress size gains by how you describe it.

I understand woman need to make money in this industry but she would be better off marketing herself as a bbw at size 20 and get that market rather then pretending to be a size 14. :thumbsdown:
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline greychap

Iv seen her for 30min a while back, shes professional but minging, didnt find her attractive at all (how on earth has she so many positives do guys not care about looks?), she was also very large and had bad teeth

Ok service just hard to get in the mood  :(

Maybe some are weary of calling her out on it because she is so active on forums and just decide to give her a positive, she probably picks up her customers from chatting to most first!
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline yorkshire123

I think we all know why she is constantly on forums saying she likes to talk a lot, its probably the main way to pick up punters on how she comes across as she probably don't get many regs back if she looks as bad as you say....it all adds up.

As she come across with the type of arrogance that seems the standard way of writing by the over the hill dusty phone brigade I seriously doubt she will pick up many bookings due to her virtual persona?

Unless you happen to be into old trollop forces reluctant male type punting.
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Offline greychap

As she come across with the type of arrogance that seems the standard way of writing by the over the hill dusty phone brigade I seriously doubt she will pick up many bookings due to her virtual persona?

Unless you happen to be into old trollop forces reluctant male type punting.

I think WG's that constantly post a lot day in day out probably don't have a very busy diary. Some might like some of the things she says and how she comes across online but its not for me but obviously ' Q' liked something or thought he liked something :scare:
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline Quesadilla

As she come across with the type of arrogance that seems the standard way of writing by the over the hill dusty phone brigade I seriously doubt she will pick up many bookings due to her virtual persona?

Unless you happen to be into old trollop forces reluctant male type punting.

She has obviously done a great job on UKE of toning down her persona as at least four punters have now told me directly that they were planning to book her and were grateful I'd helped them dodge a bullet. There was a thread on UKE recently asking for people to publish their "UKE hotlist" and she featured on a surprising number.


Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE


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Offline Quesadilla

I think WG's that constantly post a lot day in day out probably don't have a very busy diary. Some might like some of the things she says and how she comes across online but its not for me but obviously ' Q' liked something or thought he liked something :scare:

I liked her pics - a lot - and she did come across much better on UKE than I had expected from comments about her on other forums so I figured I'd give her a chance - because if she looked as good as those pics it would be worth it.  If she was even half as good as her pics it might have been worth it.  A quarter.  An eighth....you see where I'm going with this?  :sarcastic:
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Offline wazzer

She has obviously done a great job on UKE of toning down her persona
Really, you think that. You must have been reading different posts to me then I thought she came across as reasonably intelligent but opinionated and very easy to offend.
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Offline greychap

She has obviously done a great job on UKE of toning down her persona as at least four punters have now told me directly that they were planning to book her and were grateful I'd helped them dodge a bullet. There was a thread on UKE recently asking for people to publish their "UKE hotlist" and she featured on a surprising number.

See this is where she picks up her punters by being online engaging in chat for long periods the normal route is not working for her and maybe she hopes when some on the forums book her as she knows who they are and they both chat on there she might think that most will be too embarrassed to come out and really say what the score is with her.
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Offline greychap

I liked her pics - a lot - and she did come across much better on UKE than I had expected from comments about her on other forums so I figured I'd give her a chance - because if she looked as good as those pics it would be worth it.  If she was even half as good as her pics it might have been worth it.  A quarter.  An eighth....you see where I'm going with this?  :sarcastic:

She has been around a long time, why do you think she has pulled down her AW profile etc is it because of your review do you think?
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Offline Quesadilla

She has been around a long time, why do you think she has pulled down her AW profile etc is it because of your review do you think?

I hope so - although I notice her personal site is still up so maybe not. :unknown:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Quesadilla

Really, you think that. You must have been reading different posts to me then I thought she came across as reasonably intelligent but opinionated and very easy to offend.

I was on the site within a few days of it opening, as was she, and she was being very nice - especially to punters who she got the feeling did not already have an opinion of her.  She mentioned her tour and we had some PM conversations in which she came across as very professional and accommodating. 

So from most of our interactions she's seemed perfectly fine. When she comes across as opinionated - I'm surprisingly tolerant as I can be a little opinionated myself. I know, I know hard to imagine but!... :sarcastic:
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Offline Admin

  • Site Owner
Maybe someone reported her to AdultWork and they saw it as opportunity to seize some credits.

Offline Quesadilla

Really, you think that. You must have been reading different posts to me then I thought she came across as reasonably intelligent but opinionated and very easy to offend.

I can see from your Avatar that you've seen her yourself.  :drinks:  :sarcastic:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Quesadilla

Maybe someone reported her to AdultWork and they saw it as opportunity to seize some credits.

Oh no. Wouldn't that be awful?  :sarcastic:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Professional and accommodating. 
Yes very over rated attributes by some, would never book a punt based on that there must be some attraction your not looking for a wife. Sounds like you may have went fishing for a return to UKP review call me cynical but why else would you have booked her  :vomit: ?

Offline Johny Stone

Go back to Chloes free public gallery on AW and look at that pic entitled 'Secretary/PA' on page 1. How you could not tell from that pic that she's clearly an old woman at least in her early to mid fifties is absoultely beyond me.

You mean this one? Yes, clearly she looks fat in it.


Yes very over rated attributes by some, would never book a punt based on that there must be some attraction your not looking for a wife. Sounds like you may have went fishing for a return to UKP review call me cynical but why else would you have booked her  :vomit: ?

I agree...
To many alterior motives going on here. Nothing is as it seems I suspect.  :unknown:

Offline Quesadilla

Yes very over rated attributes by some, would never book a punt based on that there must be some attraction your not looking for a wife. Sounds like you may have went fishing for a return to UKP review call me cynical but why else would you have booked her  :vomit: ?

As I said - in my review and since, if you were reading - I liked her pics - if she looked like those pics, I'd have fucked her quite happily - we discussed in PM her attitude and that she seemed a little more dominant than I normally like and she convinced me she is not like that in private so I gave it a punt.

Admin had offered a while back to post reviews on UKP on my behalf - the subject of my ban being lifted was never raised either by him or me.

When I told him what had happened and that I'd like him to post the neg on my behalf he told me he had unbanned me and to have at it. I suggest you take it up with him.  :sarcastic:

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Admin

  • Site Owner
Those who've seen her need to cough up that fact and not pretend to be impartial 3rd parties challenging a review.
That's a bannable offence.

Those who've seen her need to cough up that fact and not pretend to be impartial 3rd parties.

I have seen her. Experience the very antithesis of everything that Q has said. Yes she is late 40's not early 40's.
Yes she is BBW not slim. But that is as far as I am prepared to agree.

Thank you Admin for the opportunity to say this.....

Offline Quesadilla

I agree...
To many alterior motives going on here. Nothing is as it seems I suspect.  :unknown:

As I agreed with Admin - I am here to post reviews only and answer sensible questions on my own reviews. Nothing else.

So I will be making extensive use of the Ignore list as I have no interest in chatting to any members here who's opinions count for less than zero to me. Unfortunately my banning resulted in my ignore list being reset so I will start again.  Please feel free to shout out if you're a cunt so I can add you straight on the list!  :hi:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Those who've seen her need to cough up that fact and not pretend to be impartial 3rd parties challenging a review.
That's a bannable offence.
I have not seen her for record, and appols to Q wasn't privy to the time scales of things.  My Bad  :drinks:

As I agreed with Admin - I am here to post reviews only and answer sensible questions on my own reviews. Nothing else.

So I will be making extensive use of the Ignore list as I have no interest in chatting to any members here who's opinions count for less than zero to me. Unfortunately my banning resulted in my ignore list being reset so I will start again.  Please feel free to shout out if you're a cunt so I can add you straight on the list!  :hi:

Proud to be on someone's cunt list my friend.  :hi:

Offline Quesadilla

I have seen her. Experience the very antithesis of everything that Q has said. Yes she is late 40's not early 40's.
Yes she is BBW not slim. But that is as far as I am prepared to agree.

Thank you Admin for the opportunity to say this.....

I am late 40's she is much older than me or has not aged well.

Are you disagreeing that she has bad teeth and moles/warts on her face?  I suppose it's possible that they were just extremely large zits and therefore temporary but still pretty off-putting for me.

BBW means different things to different people. As I said - she swore blind she was size 16. She must be blind if she thinks that. She is 20 +. 

Do you also disagree that her pics bear so little relation to the actual woman herself as to qualify as a bait and switch?
« Last Edit: November 29, 2015, 03:22:34 PM by Quesadilla »
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE




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