Punt in Upminster / Hornchurch

[sure_why_not]

Hey Lads,

Anyone had any decent punts in the Hornchurch / Upminster area recently?

[ilovekungfu]

Incall or outcall?

[sure_why_not]

Incalls mate

[ilovekungfu]

Your luck is out unfortunately. It's a bit of a wilderness unless you head back into town. I've seen Sammy;-

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But I wasn't particularly taken with her. It was a neutral though. Your mileage may very. I've heard good things about Minxy Melissa

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But not seen her myself.

[tonysoprano]

There's got to be some nice Essex girls round there surely?

[ilovekungfu]

There looks to be a few more promising profiles in Brentwood but that's a bit further out. Slam dunks (as in, well reviewed on here) are a bit thin on the ground.

[claretandblue]

You are best of jumping on the c2c and coming into town op

[dieseldriver]

Yes, few in both Hornychurch & Upminstrer.

1, Google Upminster or Hornchurch
2, Get the postcode of the town hall.
3, Put the postcode into an AW search, say within 3 miles
4, Click search
5, Take your choice!!

That's what I do when away from home in distant lands for the night.   

[claretandblue]

Yes, few in both Hornychurch & Upminstrer.

1, Google Upminster or Hornchurch
2, Get the postcode of the town hall.
3, Put the postcode into an AW search, say within 3 miles
4, Click search
5, Take your choice!!

That's what I do when away from home in distant lands for the night. 

Do you have a link to any of these girls?the area is shit for punting, you could be in Limehouse in 15 minutes and then have loads of choice in East and east central London

[punk]

There's got to be some nice Essex girls round there surely?

Romford thursday,friday,saturday, get pass the puke and piss,that's just the birds and take your dip in the furry wick.

[Fredbaxter]

There's always Sinplicity in Elm Park. External Link/Members Only

Forget advert, they are not open 24/7, but many drunken stumbles to this secluded door tucked away down a driveway opposite where the petrol station used to be in Elm Park (Old skool)
Burley bouncer let's you in, offers you a drink, tiny rooms, but girls are VERY accommodating. Friendly, chatty, even willing to negotiate on price. Friday evenings, an extremely dominant girl used to work there, fantastic times!
I can't be more precise as I've generally been half-cut upon visits, but I know they have a large range of anal toys if that's your thing (it is mine)
I'm not even sure they are still open as of 2017, but I'm pretty sure they are and if the attached advert and phone number are no good, google it.