So here it is lads. The day were a bunch of pikeys fight amongst themselves to get that big shiny TV they've been told they need. Or they overpriced Uggs for their missus.
But how about a Black Friday for all us hard working and faithful punters. Us guys that keep the Uggs on the hoors feet. That let them go to Dubai/Blackpool once a year and imagine they're a real life princess. That keep them out the pubic triangle.
I expect to see rates dropped by 50% today. And if not that, at least a buy one get one free.
You hear me girls. Today is the consumers day. And I like to consume pun-tang!!!
