Anyone had any experience with the Phoenix Club?

[Capestorm69]

It's advertised as a swingers club, but it's more like a working girl orgy. I'd love to hear some feedback before making a booking.

External Link/Members Only

WELCOME TO THE PHOENIX CLUB

The Phoenix is a Club and a place of action packed parties. To book for the best swingers party London please call one of the mobile number and agree to club rules which you will find under the information tab located top right. The phone lines are open from 9am til 9pm. Please bare with us if you don’t get thru straight away. They can get busy!!😁

We have a luxurious venue in Central London minutes from Tube, Bus and National Rail Links. The parties are held fixed times and days, Monday to Friday, plus regular Saturday afternoons.

Each Party lasts two hours and features a minimum 6 beautiful ladies and a maximum ratio of 2:1

[petersclose1]

Hey there,

Look up.
On the right you will see a white box - the word "search" is next to it.

Type in Phoenix Club.

Have a cuppa - enjoy.

No need to say thanks.

Im drinking! 

[higherflyer]

oh, go ahead, you won't regret it, as long as you are comfortable with group sex.
It's well-organised, with beautiful and accommodating ladies.

[Borehamwood]

oh, go ahead, you won't regret it, as long as you are comfortable with group sex.
It's well-organised, with beautiful and accommodating ladies.

+1
Don't bother with the research and worrying about which ladies etc. I've been going there for years and can only think of 1 poor experience out of too many. I wasn't comfortable with group sex when I started going there but you soon get into it, and you'll never look back.

Best VFM punting IMO and lots of fun!

[ClitTeaser]

Been twice and loved it twice.

 Monique, Peace and Kasia are world class - in my experience.

 Enjoy.

[jcdmj12]

Yep, check out my last few reviews. Really good party.   A touch of Viagra definitely helps you keep up for the whole 2 hours; improved my experience no end.

EDIT - although... 1st post, asking an "anyone been?" question, and linking with all the details?  Smells like touting to me.

[vt]

EDIT - although... 1st post, asking an "anyone been?" question, and linking with all the details?  Smells like touting to me.

Nah, he just copied the blurb from the Phoenix homepage, but he was looking for punters to confirm what it's actually like.

As you point there are plenty of punter reviews on here, typing 'Phoenix' in the search box at the top right of the page will reveal most.

[acheilidh]

Having been a long time lurker on this site I felt it was time to get my twopenny worth in. If you are happy with group sex these parties are throughly enjoyable particularly Barbara has far am I'm concerned. One thing nobody mentions is the fact that nibbles are on offer - food nibbles that is.

[Captain Caveman]

I've been many times and every time it was great - and great VFM too

[ClitTeaser]

OK ... The nibbles.

 After two good fucks I retired to the perv chair to enjoy some nibbles.

I particularly enjoyed some crackers with cheese. The sharp cheddar cheese had a simultaneously  "bold" but "tangy" taste that contrasted sublimely with the light cracker that supported it. Both of these combined to provide a flavor burst in the mouth when eaten.

 Then I had another blow job and went home.

[Teessider]

 

[Thedragonfucker]

I am planning on going this week, anybody else have the same plan.

It will be my first time though, so could use a buddy.

By the way, do they do dp at the parties?

[JamesRockford]

These parties are full on pumping (80%) and sucking (20%) - not much foreplay.

Having been to seven of these parties, I came to the conclusion that they're really more worthwhile to someone on Viagra, or a fully qualified Superstud who can come multiple times in 4 hours.  I'm neither and am taking a break to do some one to ones.

In terms of nibbles, my favourite was when hot potato croquettes were served downstairs.  They were perfect for the occasion and several guys got quite lost down there wolfing those down and watching footie on the big screen.

[Captain Caveman]

I am planning on going this week, anybody else have the same plan.

It will be my first time though, so could use a buddy.

By the way, do they do dp at the parties?

I've never known DP to be offered

[Thedragonfucker]

I've never known DP to be offered

I'm just wondering what they offer for the gentleman interested in group action?

[JamesRockford]

I'm just wondering what they offer for the gentleman interested in group action?

From what I've seen or experienced:

Double oral: yes
Spitroasting: yes
Anal/Vag DP: no

[Twointhehole]

From what I've seen or experienced:

Double oral: yes
Spitroasting: yes
Anal/Vag DP: no

Now double oral and spit roast is acceptable, DP is probably too much for the girls, unless she is a trooper. 

[muffdazzler]

Read all these posts with great interest and thought i would share with wisdom with newbies and all!

Been a regular attendee of LMP for years i gave up for a while to enjoy swinging and returned to the new TLC (beofre the fire) and aclub Phoenix. Firstly may i say congratulations to Emma on the running the best parties on the planet.

There is a key to the word parties. Also you get what you pay for - 2:1 ratio is perfect, sometimes too much! I have been to others, Fuck Club, Greedy Girl Parties, Private Club & R3tro and all once only and here is a reason 5:1 ++ ratios and people attending that have limited respect for others. His may float some peoples boat and had the attendees all been young and fit it wouldnt be so off putting! I have been to LMP where the ratio to start was 2:6 and believe me in principal it sounds good and it was, in reality there is only a certain amount of times you can fuck and intereact ao the 2:1 works perfectly. Anyone moaning that it is too much then parties are not for you. Remember the key word - parties.

Also, wall flowers will not be impressed, whilst most of te girls actively encourage you to play you do need to make an effort. Unlike other parties no one will judge you on size, shape or performance so the more you muck in the more fun you will have. Parties are not for 1:1's - if they happen its a bonus.

Also dont worry too much about the line up (unless you are a big boob lover for example) Emma picks well and the majority of the ladies are hot and will appeal to most.

I would never worry about the police as they know, the parties are run properly and all above board so the chance of being busted is zero. No dofference to a swingers club.

Anyone not attended and wanting to do so you will not get a better intro to a party in this country. I can guarantee that. Now role on 4 pm today :-)

[KJ121212]

Thanks for the straightforward and honest advice. I've been thinking about trying Phoenix recently, and this post has really helped.

[KJ121212]

OK ... The nibbles.

I particularly enjoyed some crackers with cheese. The sharp cheddar cheese had a simultaneously  "bold" but "tangy" taste that contrasted sublimely with the light cracker that supported it. Both of these combined to provide a flavor burst in the mouth when eaten.

 Then I had another blow job and went home.

Best. Review. Ever.