TIME: 1 hour
On my home from work on a cold November night. The little general suddenly twitches so I pop on to AW to see what is available in town.
I spot KarensKunt profile which I had on my HL. First let me doff my cap to whichever AW profile consultant came up with this ladies nickname. Alliteration. Impact. Describes the product clearly. Great work there.
Gave Karen a call. She was available in 30 mins. Great. Game on.
She is in the flat across the road from the Oracle which Laura SS lets out to various girls. Convenient.
Karen is a fine looking Brazilian lady. Photos touched up. But only slightly. Profile says 23. Looks right.
As I hand over the cash she tells me her "cousin" is with her and would I like to have a threesome for only £50 extra.
Now I am not a HUGE fan of threesomes I must say. They tend to descend into a game of Twister as far as I can tell. So I said no thanks I dont have any more cash anyway. There followed a slightly confused conversation which I though had established it would just be me and Karen.
Anyway I come out of the bathroom after freshening up to find said "cousin" in the room with us. No extra charge! Fair enough it would be rude to refuse at this point.
Cousin is MoistJade. Slightly shorter than Karen. Again photos slightly touched but a lovely looking girl.
Can I just say at this point Jade has, I think, the most perfect breasts I have ever jiggled my face between. Incredible. Big. Round. Natural. PERFECT.
What followed was a blur of kissing screwing in various positions with both girls. FANTASTIC experience. Bear in mind I hadnt planned any of this so it was all a bit surreal.
Thankfully I had taken the little blue pill so I was able to keep up with these two for the full time. I probably exhausted myself after about 40 mins anyway.
As I recall it now it all seems a bit of a dream.
Highly recommended either girl. As I say just for those breasts alone I would favour Jade but Karen is probably the fitter of the two.
I doubt they are really cousins but when I tell this story in the nursing home to the bloke next to me they will be identical twins so no matter.
A wonderful time. Unfortunately I see they seem to have upped their prices but if you can play dumb and only pay for 30 mins you might get a bonus threesome like me.
There is a god.