I saw Jolene a couple of weeks ago but I've been too busy to post a review until today. (It's also my first review, and sadly a negative one).
External Link/Members OnlyI booked a 90-min in-call through the agency Diva Escort, but she has identical profiles on over 10 agencies (as she told me). Her rates are generally the same everywhere, but slightly higher with a couple of agencies. A one-hour in-call starts at £150, but I went for 90 mins as I like to settle down first and not feel rushed towards the end.
I'd rate the experience as 2/10. The 2 marks were picked up for a well-located apartment, and very good communication through the agency. The rest of the experience was poor.
Looks and attractivenessShe does not look anywhere near as pretty as in her pictures - as you should expect from agencies. Her boobs are way smaller than the photoshopped pictures, and sag quite a lot with some pretty bad stretch marks too. Her teeth are also very wonky and severely blackened.
Otherwise she is very slim (much slimmer than she looks in the pictures) and of a very pale white skin tone, unlike the tanned look in her photos. This may appeal / be a turn off, depending on preference. To me, both revelations were disappointing.
One major issue for me was that she's a chain smoker. I specifically asked the agency not to send me to a smoker, and they wrongly assured me that she does not smoke. I've grown up around smokers and so it is not something I am too put off by (though clearly I do not like it and hence avoid smokers) but her breath was particularly horrible.
I suspect its the Romanian brand (fake?) that she smokes non-stop, because it felt like I was inhaling noxious fumes from her mouth rather than the breath of someone who's just had an ordinary fag. As you'd expect, her flat had a strong tinge of stale tobacco too, which made me feel quite sick by the time I was leaving.
ServiceI won't say much because I do not want to be identified. However, she started off very willing to please, making kind remarks and giving me a half decent massage (which I personally like to start with and don't feel is a waste of time). However, her attitude changed about 45 mins in, and she was needlessly rude from that point. This was in response to absolutely no change of attitude from myself. She even had a pissed off expression on her face as we approached the one hour mark.
She willingly switched positions as requested but refused to perform the services listed on her webpage, namely OWO and COB. I mentioned that they were stated on her webpage, but she pretended not to understand me. Instead, she offered DFK and even seemed to want to initiate it - but I didn't kiss her at all and had no desire to FK.
Apartment / roomShe recently moved to Earl's Court. Her flat is on a lovely street only a few minutes away from the station, with on-street parking. The apartment itself is not so nice, with her bedroom being quite small with a double bed filling almost all the space.
She insisted on having a bright LED light on throughout the 90 minutes, which is above her bed in one corner of the room, and which dazzles you with a horrible yellowish light when she is on top. I asked if we could perhaps make the room a little dimmer, but she said that the light cannot be moved - and to turn it off would be to make the room pitch black.
OverallI would strongly discourage you from visiting her. She says she is keen on regulars, which if true means that there are guys who are in to her. But for the life of me I cannot see how / why.
She also said that she performs special services for them (perhaps those listed on her webpages), and would like me to become one.
I left after 75 mins (of 90) and didn't wish to give her a kiss goodbye.
