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Offline brummierob

MEET-1 hour in call with Victoria from Lush Escorts Birmingham

COMMS-good with the Lush 'Office'....booked & arrived within 15 minutes

After a bit of a break from punting decided to get back into it today....thought I'd try something different so put a Reverse booking on AW & drew a blank.....decided then to break the habit of a lifetime & book through an agency....looked on their site & Victoria looked my type so got in touch & was booked & in the room within 15 minutes....that was the high point of the Punt.....the meet took place in a serviced apartment in the Cube in the City Centre & it weren't  the best....dirty & grubby spring to mind....Victoria opened the door in her regular clothes & after sorting the money offered me a shower which I accepted....when I came out she took me into the bedroom still dressed in her normal clothes & I thought then this isn't going to be good , doesn't do a girl any harm to dress up , tatty  jeans isn't a good look for a WG....gave me a back massage which wasn't bad but during it there was no talk at all , really uncomfortable to be honest....after 5 mins I turned over a she started to give me a hand job , again no talk or eye contact & she did it at arms length !!!!....think she was worried about it going off !!!!....after a wipe down with wipes she then gave me OWO , if you could call it that....she put my dick in her mouth but it never made any contact with her tongue or mouth , I'm not joking !!!!!...I felt nothing...again absolutely no talk or eye contact at all & 20 mins into the booking I wanted out so I said to her this isn't doing anything for me so let's call it a day....she was genuinely surprised I wanted to go...it was only after I called it off she started to say anything...she texted Lush's office to say I was going early....has I was getting dressed she said ' do you want too see if I can get you another girl ' my reply was ' I ain't paying twice mate !! ' & she looked embarrassed !!!!...was on my way out of the Cube when the Lush office phoned to ask what was wrong & I described the meet....no ranting just told them Victoria was in the wrong game...also told them they need to be honest in their girls likes list because I'd put money on Victoria liking less than 5 % of her's....don't know if she has had anymore negative reviews but the Lush woman didn't make any effort to defend her....so there you go after 18 years of punting my first review !!


Offline Dodo

Thanks for sharing that truly miserable experience. Did you enjoy your wank when you got back home  :(
Banning reason: Making false claims against moderation

Wanking through tears is my favorite emotion.

Sorry to hear you had a shit one mate, but thanks for the warning.

Offline brummierob

Thanks for the sympathy lads !!!!....thought I'd share it because every now and then you have a shocker & it makes you appreciate the good ones

Thanks for the sympathy lads !!!!....thought I'd share it because every now and then you have a shocker & it makes you appreciate the good ones

Amen to that brother!!

I've been there many times, don't let it get to you. Thanks for sharing btw.

Is this the girl? http://www.lushescorts.com/victoria
« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 06:54:05 PM by BustaNut »

Offline brummierob

That's the girl Busta....to be fair she is a good looking girl but hasn't a clue about the business....probably a student earning a few extra quid....if she is she should concentrate on her studies because she won't earn a living has a WG

The thing is though, with sites like AW and agency's like Lush, a girl like her will probably earn a very good living, despite the shite service. Look at how many prossies are on AW with bad feedback. Some have been on there for years, especially the Romanians. Yet they still seem to keep going.

Offline Ming

The thing is though, with sites like AW and agency's like Lush, a girl like her will probably earn a very good living, despite the shite service. Look at how many prossies are on AW with bad feedback. Some have been on there for years, especially the Romanians. Yet they still seem to keep going.

The girls know "there's one born every minute"

Meaning there is a never ending stream of ill informed men, who the girls know will not complain or make a fuss.

If buying sex were legalised they would not get away with half the crap services a lot of them provide, forums like this are a boon to honest punters and WG's alike, alas most men don't know about it, especially if they are new to punting.

Ming  :hi:

Offline brummierob

I agree with your points Ming....that's why I put the review out there....outfits like Lush if they want to be serious about offering a service need to have better Quality Control on the girls they run....In Victoria's case I really think she hasn't a clue about the sex part of the job !!!.....like a plumber not knowing how to fix a leaking tap !!!

Offline Ming

I agree with your points Ming....that's why I put the review out there....outfits like Lush if they want to be serious about offering a service need to have better Quality Control on the girls they run....In Victoria's case I really think she hasn't a clue about the sex part of the job !!!.....like a plumber not knowing how to fix a leaking tap !!!

Excellent analogy rob, I am sorry you had a bad punt but thanks for sharing, it helps prevent others being taken advantage of.

Ming  :hi:




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