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Author Topic: Don't some prossies put you off  (Read 2924 times)

Offline NIK

simply by the tone of their websites?
You just know what they're going to be like.  :rolleyes:

A long list of dos and don'ts, requests for gifts, irrelevant bullshit about the type of education they've allegedly had, and reference to themselves as 'courtesans' are just some of the indicators.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Yes absolutely, when I see the word "Donations" I want to throw up. Some guys must like this bullshit I suppose.  :dash:

Offline NIK

Yes, guys avoid all prossies with sites like these, and riduculous fees!
You know it makes sense.  :cool:
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 12:03:33 PM by NIK »

Offline AnthG

Not necessarily websites but with regards to AW profiles. The one thing I hate more than anything else is extreme aggression with regards to the FAQ questions such as "can I have a discount".

You know escorts are going to be asked this a lot so they are sick of it. But again its the way they handle it that counts.

When you are booking an escort you are wanting her to be somewhat demure. Not some aggressive thing. So seeing this in the FAQ puts you right off.

So seeing in the FAQ. Can I have a discount.

Can I kick you in the groin.
Can I shove my dildo up your arse
Can I punch you in the face

And other aggressive responses. It might make the girl feel good but it does not make you want to book her.

Or the other one, "are your rates negotiable."

ok. lets start at 5 thousand pounds and work from there to my actual rate.
Or the "as soon as you ask this you will find my rates immediately double".

None of these gives the impression of fun girl. They give the impression of aggressive lout. Why would anyone want to book an aggressive lout.

Why not just say. "Can I have a discount". "My Rates are what I feel fare, and believe me at the the end of the hour you will be glad you paid them".

Does that sound better than those above?

Offline haystacks79

I like websites and profiles that stick to a simple approach - description of who they are, what they provide, what they don't (not a long list), where they are, what it costs, when they are likely to be available, how to get in touch. Doesn't need lots of fancy effects or graphics, that puts me off of any website.

Just a couple of simple paragraphs to cover the basics. Not an essay, I'll go elsewhere.

Oh and a photo (doesn't have to show face for me, but it's a bonus if it does) that looks like it could be a real girl, not stolen from elsewhere or photoshopped to the point that it may as well have been computer generated in the first place.

And not interested in phrases such as "looking at my profile didn't happen by chance" or "our paths were meant to cross" or similar. If our paths were meant to cross, I'd have fallen over you in the hight street.

Offline Jimmyredcab



Oh and a photo (doesn't have to show face for me, but it's a bonus if it does)

I understand why some girls prefer to not show a face picture but if I am undecided between two profiles I will go with the one that shows a face pic --------------- would you pay £120 for an item of clothing without seeing it first, no of course you wouldn't.  ;)

Offline pilgrim

I agree with haystacks79, just a couple of simple paragraphs to cover the basics and answer your possible questions. AW seems to have given some girls the opportunity to write novels!! A few varied clear photos in the public gallery. Im not going to pay money for cheap thrills looking at a pay per view private gallery.

It should be like a miniskirt, long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Im not going to pay money for cheap thrills looking at a pay per view private gallery.


I don't buy private galleries for a cheap thrill, I buy them in the hope that I will see a face photo, this has saved me hundreds of pounds in the past.

Offline Andre 3000

Seriously. I've seen obscured pictures in the main gallery and then paid to look at a face pic and was happy with the £1.50 hit rather than a potential £120 one.

Also too many details is very offputting  if I'm spending longer than a minute looking at a profile this escort has already lost my business. If I see a host of don't do's and other rules and regulations. I'm moving on, I always notice these kind of escorts usually flounder very quickly look at this one

https://www.adultwork.com/1541178

She sounds like she'd be a lot of 'fun'. I have noticed she's dropped her prices dramatically, business must be slow I wonder why? :D

Probably nothing to do with her foul sounding attitude.


Offline fella83

her tattoos are so distinctive that not showing a face pic because she might be identified is just tosh - if you know her you'd recognise her from the hand/finger tattoos that will always be on display  :dash:

Offline smiths

simply by the tone of their websites?
You just know what they're going to be like.  :rolleyes:

A long list of dos and don'ts, requests for gifts, irrelevant bullshit about the type of education they've allegedly had, and reference to themselves as 'courtesans' are just some of the indicators.

They certainly do including all you mention here. These type of profiles usually equate to a high fee because these WGs either know from attracting punters interested in what they write on them in the past has shown them some punters will pay their fees or wish to start attracting a certain type of punter i posted about on the Courtesan thread. Its all marketing.

All i require is a basic profile honestly written which lists the sexual services on offer and the price and general location. I dont care about the WGs qualifications, how many languages she can speak and that she is an excellent dinner companion as i only punt for sex.

None of the above means she will be a good WG, thats dependent on her attitude and those that call themselves High Class etc and mention qualifications put me off enough not to bother with them in the first place. I prefer WGs who call themselves WGs not feeling the need to dress it up. Most punters want sex ultimately, i want to punt with WGs who advertise just that and in a honest straightforward way.

I would also say some Agencies pitch for the expensive end of the market in their marketing, some outrageous fees quoted, a never in this lifetime to me even if desperate. ;)

I have no problem with a WG not showing a facial picture, if i were one i wouldnt either, it could come back to haunt them 10 years in the future when they have a family or a good job thus fucking their lives up. Obviously i prefer such a picture but its not a deal breaker to me. I would never on principle pay one penny in credits to A/W either while they continue to allow scammers to flourish no doubt personally benefiting by doing so.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 03:35:49 PM by smiths »

Offline Jimmyredcab

  Obviously i prefer such a picture but its not a deal breaker to me. I would never on principle pay one penny in credits to A/W either while they continue to allow scammers to flourish no doubt personally benefiting by doing so.

Fair comment but I would rather waste £2 than end up with a girl who has a face like a cow's arse.    :scare:

Offline SteveNova

Seriously. I've seen obscured pictures in the main gallery and then paid to look at a face pic and was happy with the £1.50 hit rather than a potential £120 one.

Also too many details is very offputting  if I'm spending longer than a minute looking at a profile this escort has already lost my business. If I see a host of don't do's and other rules and regulations. I'm moving on, I always notice these kind of escorts usually flounder very quickly look at this one

https://www.adultwork.com/1541178

She sounds like she'd be a lot of 'fun'. I have noticed she's dropped her prices dramatically, business must be slow I wonder why? :D

Probably nothing to do with her foul sounding attitude.
A quick look shows she doesn't like OWO, CIM or it seems DFK unless "I really fancy the pants off of you!"  She does seem obsessed about what she won't do and what she won't tolerate. 

Offline Jimmyredcab

A quick look shows she doesn't like OWO, CIM or it seems DFK unless "I really fancy the pants off of you!"  She does seem obsessed about what she won't do and what she won't tolerate.

A truly stinking attitude, that's for sure ---------

"Also, I really do not care if you 'have certificates' proving that you are clean. Frame them if you are that proud, haha!"

Offline smiths

A quick look shows she doesn't like OWO, CIM or it seems DFK unless "I really fancy the pants off of you!"  She does seem obsessed about what she won't do and what she won't tolerate.

Horrific, how ANY punters would want to punt with such a person is beyond me. ;)

Offline Jacob

https://www.adultwork.com/1541178

her tattoos are so distinctive that not showing a face pic because she might be identified is just tosh - if you know her you'd recognise her from the hand/finger tattoos that will always be on display  :dash:

http://attractivetattoo.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/slice-of-heaven-samantha-smith.html
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1933364
http://thesnoringtiger.com/f_samanthasmith.shtml

They seem to belong to a US Model, strange given she has feedback, maybe a RNIB daytrip. :rolleyes:

Reverse Image search, first order of business. If she's pulling a fast one the rest is irrelevant IMO.

Offline Sailormack

http://attractivetattoo.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/slice-of-heaven-samantha-smith.html
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1933364
http://thesnoringtiger.com/f_samanthasmith.shtml

They seem to belong to a US Model, strange given she has feedback, maybe a RNIB daytrip. :rolleyes:

Reverse Image search, first order of business. If she's pulling a fast one the rest is irrelevant IMO.

On the case as usual Jacob  :thumbsup:

This girl looks great just now but fast forward 20 years and....  :vomit:

Offline Jimmyredcab

http://attractivetattoo.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/slice-of-heaven-samantha-smith.html
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1933364
http://thesnoringtiger.com/f_samanthasmith.shtml

They seem to belong to a US Model, strange given she has feedback, maybe a RNIB daytrip. :rolleyes:


So much for these guys who tell us to do research.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Regarding research ------------------ be VERY wary of women who have excellent reports on auto-censored from one off authors, of course they could be genuine but take them with a pinch of salt.   ;)

Offline smiths

So much for these guys who tell us to do research.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Regarding research ------------------ be VERY wary of women who have excellent reports on auto-censored from one off authors, of course they could be genuine but take them with a pinch of salt.   ;)

I agree, although research is the best we can do if we dont get personal recommendations and i include Establishment FRs as well, Gentlemens Parties known lying scum have very many first time FRs. On the other hand multiple FRs by multiple authors have helped me over the years.

A/W feedback is as honest in my eyes as Billy Liar, i dont believe ANY of it unless i know, trust and/or respect the punter who has left it. Time after time Jacob in particular and others have shown it cant be taken as definitely honest. ;)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 05:18:21 PM by smiths »

i know what things turn me on so i like to say exactly what i like / dont like to me its best to be upfront, some think its a bit too honest my argument would they not be disappointed if i refused something if i hadnt have stated it on there

u take me as u get me

aggressive with a punter yes i have been twice only when they didnt understand what no meant re anal / bareback, that is only a miniscule amount who try that

Offline Andre 3000

Lol inky.girl.london has gone from AW.

Was it of her own accord or did someone report her?

Offline yumyum3

Quote
simply by the tone of their websites?
You just know what they're going to be like. 

A long list of dos and don'ts, requests for gifts, irrelevant bullshit about the type of education they've allegedly had, and reference to themselves as 'courtesans' are just some of the indicators.

Yes. Just show us some photos, have a genuine professional attitude and tell us what you offer sexually. If I wanted to know more I'd join a soppy dating site. Then there are the ones with long lists of dos and donts that mostly indicate a really bad attitude and that they hate punters - greedy shits who would really prefer you to drop by and hand over your money for nothing.  :angry: :mad: :dash:
I'm glad I'm older now and my brains rule my balls. When it was the other way round the punting game in London was mostly an exciting experience for me. Today, technology and open borders have spawned so many con artists you really have to be picky and keep your wits about you. :hi:

Offline mattylondon

Yes. Just show us some photos, have a genuine professional attitude and tell us what you offer sexually. If I wanted to know more I'd join a soppy dating site. Then there are the ones with long lists of dos and donts that mostly indicate a really bad attitude and that they hate punters - greedy shits who would really prefer you to drop by and hand over your money for nothing.  :angry: :mad: :dash:
I'm glad I'm older now and my brains rule my balls. When it was the other way round the punting game in London was mostly an exciting experience for me. Today, technology and open borders have spawned so many con artists you really have to be picky and keep your wits about you. :hi:
Very well put.  :thumbsup:

If a profile was longer than a paragraph, I immediately switched off and moved on. On Adultwork, all a prossie needs are clear pictures, preferably including a face pic, an accurate 'likes' list, accurate availability diary (which the vast majority clearly lack the intelligence to use correctly) and ideally, a contact number. Nothing more, nothing less.

'War and Peace' profiles, including endless lists of 'do's and don'ts' are always a warning sign and a pretty strong guarantee of a shit punt. Terms such as 'high class', 'elite', 'courtesan' and 'companion' are clearly nonsense and an attempt by certain prossies to pretend they are either a 'cut above' other girls or a form of personal denial about being a prostitute.

There's nothing 'high class' about a woman renting out her pussy for financial gain. If somebody can explain to me how it is, then I'm all ears! Genuine courtesans have no need to advertise and work on reputation/word of mouth. A 'companion' implies the woman is a friend or acquaintance of yours, which is slightly odd, since her 'friendship' is dependent on you paying her cash.. a fair weather friend indeed!  :sarcastic:

And finally, when I see a requests for 'gift's or a gift list, I immediately think she's a greedy bitch, as if the fee itself isn't enough for her. I also think it's pretty rude, as an girl should be offered, not expected or apply press. God knows why anybody would wish to do that anyway.



Offline adindas

To me the first one is "look"
But the problem here because pictures could easily be airbrushed or Photoshopped.


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