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Offline Marmalade

This is not an original post. The point has been made by a poster on PN and ignored. I've quoted it in passing elsewhere on this board. But I think it is too important not to mention in a thread of it's own.

For ladies reading:

IF A MAN IS CIRCUMCISED, START WITH A DOWNSTROKE, FROM PENIS TIP DOWN ALONG THE SHAFT.

IF A MAN IS UNCIRCUMCISED, START WITH AN UPWARD STROKE, FROM THE BASE TOWARDS THE TIP.

This is not a matter of 'everybody's different' (I'm sure they are). It's about underlying physiology. With an uncircumcised man, the tip of his penis is more sensitive. Masturbation is commonly achieved by moving the foreskin back and forth over the sensitive area. Not your hand. Think of it like your clit. Would you like me to pull it out from 'Go' and rub it hard for all it's worth??

There's no end of complaints in prossie-protected threads complaining about men doing that, isn't there? Do we turn round and say, "Oh well, every woman's different, you should just say if you want it touched differently." NO. We are expected - and with good reason - to learn some basics.

Dear, dear prossies: please wake up to the above notes. This is a male-dominated forum and I/we do not expect your thanks. You don't have to say you've been here.

Just demonstrate your superior hand technique next time we meet and we will be impressed!!! x x x



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ps as most women are hardly likely to listen to anything they read here, I've included a bright red Wiki link to explain it nicely.  .  .  .  .  .  .  . BRIGHT RED WIKI LINK :) ;) :)

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Ladies please read the above. PRETTY please. Maybe even add a link to it on SAAFE or wherever you go for those nice girly chats!


I'm afraid some women get the mistaken idea, watching at close range before a facial, that men like rough treatment. Two things here, ladies. 1) You know when you're close, you maybe like it a bit stronger? Yeah well. Same. 2) Guess what. I can down a pint in a few seconds and shove a dangerous implement (a fork) into my mouth at considerable speed even when I'm pissed and famished. Basically cos I know exactly where my mouth is, the speed to pour without choking, and how where my tongue is at any given second. You don't. And your hand doesn't have a built-in sensory system connected to my brain.

Going back to the "Oh he would/should just tell me if I'm not doing it right," how about you ask?? For instance, "Show me how you like it done."  And for guys - if you are confronted with one of those, "I know how to do this cos I've been doing it for 20 years" types, and if she definitely doesn't look like she's receptive enough to get it right (and apart from just technique, it could be her teeth scraping in a BJ or junk jewellery from previous marriages clunking up and down your shaft. There is an emergency piece of protective kit I keep handy, together with a suitable excuse. Condoms are not just there to stop babies and diseases.


Offline itsmekurt


With an uncircumcised man, the tip of his penis is more sensitive. Masturbation is commonly achieved by moving the foreskin back and forth over the sensitive area.


Yes, but thats mainly when you do it yourself. When a woman is doing if for you, she usually oils up her small, soft hands, so that when the glans slides through them it feels just like a well lubricated vagina. :D

Offline Marmalade

Yes, but thats mainly when you do it yourself. When a woman is doing if for you, she usually oils up her small, soft hands, so that when the glans slides through them it feels just like a well lubricated vagina. :D

Errm speak for yourself, Sir!

Personally am not a fan of oil, lube, engine oil or grease. A sensitive touch if you please.

Offline itsmekurt

Personally am not a fan of oil, lube, engine oil or grease. A sensitive touch if you please.

Perhaps I should elucidate - I am uncircumcised.  :)

Offline softlad

Perhaps I should elucidate - I am uncircumcised:)

I feel I know you so much better now........ :lol:

Offline itsmekurt

You can also view my private pictures on AW - just kidding.

I've often wondered what women prefer - Cavaliers or Roundheads?

Offline softlad

You can also view my private pictures on AW - just kidding.

I've often wondered what women prefer - Cavaliers or Roundheads?

Roundheads, Is the feedback I get......Much cleaner so they say.  :)

Offline itsmekurt


Roundheads, Is the feedback I get......Much cleaner so they say.  :)


Well, but you would say that wouldn't you?

Offline softlad

Well, but you would say that wouldn't you?

It's never too late mate.....
I'm told 4 weeks and you'll be back in action, wouldn't want to be you for those 4 weeks though......
I was butchered when a toddler, so can't comment what it would be like now.

p.s. If I was done now there'd be enough spare skin to make a nice scarf or something....Not that i'm bragging of course  :cool:
« Last Edit: November 18, 2010, 05:32:38 PM by softlad »

Offline itsmekurt

If god had meant a man’s penis to look like a stick of rhubarb blah blah blah

Offline softlad

If god had meant a man’s penis to look like a stick of rhubarb blah blah blah

Yeah, but some are just too good looking to be covered...... :P

Offline Lurtz



p.s. If I was done now there'd be enough spare skin to make a nice scarf or something....Not that i'm bragging of course  :cool:

Mini hula hoops more like.  :D


Offline itsmekurt

'Being circumcised affects the natural operation, appearance and sensitivity of the penis. During recent years much medical research has been carried out in several countries into the function and purpose of the foreskin. There is now conclusive medical evidence that a circumcised penis with the glans exposed has less nerve receptors and is less effective than a naturally covered penis.'

But you can get always get youself one of these:




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« Last Edit: November 18, 2010, 10:59:24 PM by itsmekurt »

But a circumcised penis is less likely to be infected by STDs... the study I am thinking of was about HIV/AIDS in Africa.  The decision was made for me long ago but it seems to work just fine in the right company ;-)

AFoAF

Offline itsmekurt


But a circumcised penis is less likely to be infected by STDs... the study I am thinking of was about HIV/AIDS in Africa.


Well, I don’t do much shagging in shit-hole places like Africa, but I’ve fucked around the world and never had a STD of any description. Also, I’ve always wanted to be a member of the Waffen SS, and having an intact foreskin is one of the main qualifications – you never know. :cool:

I don't shag in shit holes either but if a prossie has had a client before me that left something with her, I think that having a smaller margin of vulnerability is, er, interesting. 

I didn't know that about the Waffen SS.  Sharp dressers!  ;-)

AFoAF

Offline itsmekurt

I don't shag in shit holes either but if a prossie has had a client before me that left something with her, I think that having a smaller margin of vulnerability is, er, interesting. 

Nah :D

Offline itsmekurt


I didn't know that about the Waffen SS.  Sharp dressers!  ;-)


No, Rabbis with blunt razors. :yahoo:


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