I drank a womans urine for the first time and now i regret ever doing

[squeezebox]

@OP   Urine it up to your neck...

[madeinwales56]

Don't know about accidentally drinking urine but I do know the OP is full of shit.

[myothernameis]

This is a wind up right? 

No its not a wind up, the op just taken the piss 

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

Why would the OP even consider giving up punting because of this?  I just don't get it.

OP wanted watersports, got watersports, didn't enjoy it much, and should avoid it in  future.  No WG is going to tie him up against his will, wedge his mouth open, and piss into it again.  So the problem is - ???

[NIK]

Why would the OP even consider giving up punting because of this?  I just don't get it.

OP wanted watersports, got watersports, didn't enjoy it much, and should avoid it in  future.  No WG is going to tie him up against his will, wedge his mouth open, and piss into it again.  So the problem is - ???

He is a troll. 

[Mike Oxhard]

The only thing you should feel disgusted and ashamed about is not being man enough to enjoy it  That's the real embarrassing shame, nobody could live with that!!!

Just wait until you get around to the sex part and actually lose your virginity......"WHAT......you mean you want me to stick my weenie in THERE!!!!!" 

 

Maybe the OP is secretly the girls pimp and this is his cleverly discrete idea to know that all the WS fans will be drawn to this thread and rush to see her now 

[Mike Oxhard]

Actually....just looked at the girls profile and it's her prices that are the only thing taking the piss    For £200ph i'd want her to piss the finest champagne into my mouth 

[FLYING BLUE]

I drank a womans urine for the first time and now i regret ever doing it, i feel so disgusted and lost respect for myself, any advice?

Don't know about drinking the piss but you are certainly trying to take it

[joel.smith]

the key thing your missing here is i have lost alot of respect for myself since doing it. and i went over it in my head and vomited as a result, i cant get the image out of my head at this time.

[cueball]

i have lost alot of respect for myself since doing it.

Don't worry about it, nobody's opinion of you on here have changed 

[cockneybstrd]

the key thing your missing here is i have lost alot of respect for myself since doing it. and i went over it in my head and vomited as a result, i cant get the image out of my head at this time.

If you were Japanese you would have to top yourself after this massive loss of face and respect.

 

[joel.smith]

If you were Japanese you would have to top yourself after this massive loss of face and respect.

topping myself has crossed my mind, as im well known in the financial industry since leaving university so if anybody around me got a whiff of this particularly from the hooker herself my career is over.

[joel.smith]

to make things even worse, i had a dream last night about this girl External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only, who i have never seen before.

The dream was went to see her and started fondling and kissing i had requested watersports and she said she was ready. she took me to the bathroom and asked me where i wanted it, i cut the bottom of a water bottle and asked her to pee through it like a funnel and i would drink and she said ok no problem. She squatted over my face and did it and then she asked you ok and i replied with vomiting my guts out straight away. im aware this was a dream but i need to stop having these kind of dreams before i get destroyed like mr sheen.

[petersclose1]

Joel - ill play along.

Ill go with you on the self respect thing.

I was in a group situation once, 2 girls - 4 other guys.

I was involved in a "sporting accident" - one guy shot his munk and some of it landed on my leg. Ive never quite felt the same way since that.

Happy around naked guys, i just dont need them to touch me or me to touch them and definitely dont need their spunk on my leg or anywhere else!

So - I get what you are saying Joel, but guess what - this experience was around 3 years ago and life goes on.

Good luck in this game we play.

[socks]

I am surprised op isn't dead already. I can't believe he fell for the watersports con, thinking eveyone knew it was a wind up. No one has ever drunk piss before, porn films are all staged through a combination of camera angles, cgi and water pistols. The inclusion of it in likes list is just a ruse the birds use to help identify timewasters, after all anyone serious about getting naked with a lady isn't going to want to see her urinate. And I myself am complicit in this hoax having made up all references to having drunk a lady's piss in one of my reviews and contributing to discussions on the subject on this very board.

Anyway sorry op we've taken the joke too far and caused mental suffering already to you. That will be dwarfed by the physical pain you'll soon be engulfed with and the knowledge of the humiliating and dishonourable death that's due within about a week. Sorry again mate, please accept my apologies.

[NIK]

Joel - ill play along.

Ill go with you on the self respect thing.

I was in a group situation once, 2 girls - 4 other guys.

I was involved in a "sporting accident" - one guy shot his munk and some of it landed on my leg. Ive never quite felt the same way since that.

Happy around naked guys, i just dont need them to touch me or me to touch them and definitely dont need their spunk on my leg or anywhere else!

So - I get what you are saying Joel, but guess what - this experience was around 3 years ago and life goes on.

Good luck in this game we play.

This is precisely why I'm not happy around naked guys and have no interest in 'parties.' 

[fredpunter]

I drank a womans urine for the first time and now i regret ever doing it, i feel so disgusted and lost respect for myself, any advice?

Fuck off

[joel.smith]

tbf i didnt ejaculate in the form of a wet dream so it was just a dream right?

[yumyum3]

I drank a womans urine for the first time and now i regret ever doing it, i feel so disgusted and lost respect for myself, any advice?

Hair of the dog.
And get me one in too. I saw Lara when she was at HOD in South Kensington charging sensible prices. She does a lovely pint with a nice frothy head on it. Real Brazilian ale. Chin Chin 

[Mike Oxhard]

Hair of the dog.

Christ......if he's suicidal after drinking a woman's piss, I don't think dog's piss will go down too well 

[DoberManic]

If you were Japanese you would have to top yourself after this massive loss of face and respect.

If he were Japanese he would have gone back for more....

and probably asked her to take a dump on his forehead for good measure 

It's called たわごとぶっかけ ain't no one does debortuary like the Japs! 

[cueball]

たわごとぶっかけ

Googleの翻訳は素晴らしいことです

 

[claretandblue]

topping myself has crossed my mind, as im well known in the financial industry since leaving university so if anybody around me got a whiff of this particularly from the hooker herself my career is over.

Shame this guy has gone already, comedy gold 

[madeinwales56]

I am surprised op isn't dead already. I can't believe he fell for the watersports con, thinking eveyone knew it was a wind up. No one has ever drunk piss before, porn films are all staged through a combination of camera angles, cgi and water pistols. The inclusion of it in likes list is just a ruse the birds use to help identify timewasters, after all anyone serious about getting naked with a lady isn't going to want to see her urinate. And I myself am complicit in this hoax having made up all references to having drunk a lady's piss in one of my reviews and contributing to discussions on the subject on this very board.

Anyway sorry op we've taken the joke too far and caused mental suffering already to you. That will be dwarfed by the physical pain you'll soon be engulfed with and the knowledge of the humiliating and dishonourable death that's due within about a week. Sorry again mate, please accept my apologies.

Fucking hell Socks. Maybe we should have a whip round for a wreath.

[Terryray]

Im  reading this and watching bush tucker trial i think i would prefer the lady's pee to kangaroo anus Bon appetite   Terryray69

[socks]

Fucking hell Socks. Maybe we should have a whip round for a wreath.

Yes probably the least we can do for the poor piss drinking, suicidal, finance whizz kid, trolling wanker

[Turtle1]

Man up you wuss. You feel disgusted with your self? Clearly you're just winding everyone up kid.

[mastershifu]

try this...
1. look into a mirror
2. slap your self hard
3. go back to step 1

[mslstoy]

I'll try most things, some I like, some I don't, never regretted a single one...
Now as for lying back under a warm golden shower - lovely
Yet to be handed a glass of her golden nectar on arrival though

[NIK]

I'll try most things, some I like, some I don't, never regretted a single one...
Now as for lying back under a warm golden shower - lovely
Yet to be handed a glass of her golden nectar on arrival though

Nor me (apart from when it was a waste of money).
However I don't think the op really regretted it because he probably never did it.   

[dieseldriver]

For some real pissing action, go to wanktube and click on the piss categories. Strangely, more women than men with wide open mouths getting pissed into?? 

[NIK]

For some real pissing action, go to wanktube and click on the piss categories. Strangely, more women than men with wide open mouths getting pissed into??

Indeed there are. but this does nothing for me. 

[iloverachelv]

I drank piss once, by mistake.

I used to drink quite a bit when I was a teenager and cannabis I was a big fan of too.

The cannabis had made me lazy, the red stripe? lager had made me need to wee.  I think it was red stripe, Jamaican stuff I quite liked mixed with Vodka.

One night I'd pissed in a volvic bottle and left it near the bed with my other water.

Accidentally drank my own pee. Wasnt as bad as you'd think.

[iloverachelv]

I drank it with the lights off btw. 

It was only upon swallowing that i noticed the taste and had to turn the lights on.

[Londonpunter30]

Strangely after banned the OP there is a new joiner on the London boards asking about water sports providors

[Submark69]

I've  done it lots of  times and love it