I drank a womans urine for the first time and now i regret ever doing

[joel.smith]

I drank a womans urine for the first time and now i regret ever doing it, i feel so disgusted and lost respect for myself, any advice?

[sublimetoridiculous]

Drink a litre of water.

Don't do it again.

[cueball]

I drank a womans urine for the first time and now i regret ever doing it, i feel so disgusted and lost respect for myself, any advice?

Yes, eat her poo.... you'll feel better about drinking her piss then 

[Moresomes]

any advice?

Try a can of lilt.   

[joel.smith]

yeh i vomited my guts out straight after leaving her hotel, which means it didnt get aborbed into my system right?

[Dick4snowqueens]

Lol...was it a domination session -
Unless you have health concerns ..
Thats normal if it's your first time.

[joel.smith]

it wasnt a domination session, straight started with normal sex and then she said "i want to do watersports now", she held my hand to the bathroom and told me to lie down in the bathtub and i said dont do it on my face. about a 5 seconds later i stuck my mouth in and started drinking, felt sick as i did it and removed my mouth and started vomitting she said its normal. but i want to give punting for good now after that. thats the worst thing i have ever done

[Steptoe]

Bah, you don't know when you are lucky.
I paid a bit extra for WS and all she could manage was a lot of laughing and a few dribbles.

[Dick4snowqueens]

it wasnt a domination session, straight started with normal sex and then she said "i want to do watersports now", she held my hand to the bathroom and told me to lie down in the bathtub and i said dont do it on my face. about a 5 seconds later i stuck my mouth in and started drinking, felt sick as i did it and removed my mouth and started vomitting she said its normal. but i want to give punting for good now after that. thats the worst thing i have ever done

Hmm..odd. Why didn't she ask you if you had tried it before..plus you should just asked for it on your body and have a shower afterwards.
No worries!!

Just relax and drink loads of water. You will be fine.

[joel.smith]

yeh i did tell her it was my first time, i think a little bit has to do to with she was quite close to my neck to begin and was quite desperate and rather a little dehydrated as well, with and then i dont know what happened just got an urge to stick my mouth  in. I feel like committing suicide a little bit, hadnt had sex for 6 months and now i have to start all over.

[joel.smith]

Hmm..odd. Why didn't she ask you if you had tried it before..plus you should just asked for it on your body and have a shower afterwards.
No worries!!

Just relax and drink loads of water. You will be fine.

i did have shower, and face wash, mouthwash, chewing gum the works tbf she did still kiss me and we had sex afterwards as well, but this has been a bad experience and i want to quit for good, drank two big bottles of water and then i forced myself to vomit in the bathroom and i know for sure it came back out

[Dick4snowqueens]

This guy sounds like a troll
I've checked out of this trend

[CatBBW]

yeh i vomited my guts out straight after leaving her hotel, which means it didnt get aborbed into my system right?

What are you worried about absorbing? Urine is made up of approx 95% water - probably more than your average Coca cola. The rest is lots of good stuff like nitrogen and proteins, with some salts and other bits that the person's body didn't need.

Don't worry.

[joel.smith]

This guy sounds like a troll
I've checked out of this trend

Im not a troll for gods sake, only started punting at university i mean everything is new to me ffs. Im not a troll end of story. i dont get off by just watching shit like this.

[tarkus]

This is a wind up right? 

[willmo1]

Was it squirt or piss? 

[Moresomes]

This guy sounds like a troll
I've checked out of this trend

+1

[joel.smith]

Was it squirt or piss? 

piss

[Colston36]

Bah, you don't know when you are lucky.
I paid a bit extra for WS and all she could manage was a lot of laughing and a few dribbles.

Hilarious! Did you get a discount?

[hendrix]

You're definitely going to die.

So, was this woman the one that you were looking for in your "best escort for watersports" thread?

Link?

[Colston36]

Who was it, anyhow? She sounds like an admirable and very thoughtful person. Quite a few rapacious girls charge extra for it.

I spent years trying to get my last ex-wife to do it - took so long it should have been grounds for divorce, but she got there first.


By the way, piss is not in the least dangerous. so all this worry is in your head - if it isn't made up.

[joel.smith]

no she wasn't tbh, she was a really nice looking Brazilian model who isnt on aw. but she did give me a good time afterwards thats for sure

[pumps]

Link to the prossie?

[joel.smith]

External Link/Members Only

[cockneybstrd]

I notice in the deleted posts the OP asked how to remove his Uk Punting account today

I assume this is his attempt by TAKING THE PISS in more ways than one

[Vivago]

What are you worried about absorbing? Urine is made up of approx 95% water - probably more than your average Coca cola. The rest is lots of good stuff like nitrogen and proteins, with some salts and other bits that the person's body didn't need.
 

Its the bits what a persons body doesn't need which would concern me.

Surprised that nobody has asked the OP if he is being serious or just taking the piss? OK..I'll get my coat.

[cueball]

I notice in the deleted posts the OP asked how to remove his Uk Punting account today

Ha ha, yes, noticed it.

Op still on though, bye bye op

[potato]

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[londonmaxxy]

I doesn't scan as well as :
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chap stick.

[george r]

Walter Mitty

[Roth]

OP's taking the piss IMHO. 

[Lz-129]

Wrong piss mate, get on the other stuff then come back later and before you know it your problems will be all over

[vw]

This is a wind up right? 

His first post was a troll like post trying to find the best UK girl for it, now he knows he didn't choose wisely.

Maybe he should have purchased a bottle to get used to it !

[jimbm55]

Has to be a troll

[vw]

Has to be a troll

If he was a troll he wouldn't be bleating to admin about deleting his account and posts, obvious he is serious and embarrassed himself.

A troll would want it on full display in all its trolling glory.

[PLeisure]

Try a can of lilt.

For that Totally Tropical taste.. boom boom 

[CatBBW]

Its the bits what a persons body doesn't need which would concern me.

Well, if you have eaten/ingested more B or C vitamins (for example) that your body needs, it has to get rid of them. The OP might have done himself a favour by drinking the lady's nectar 

[vw]

Well, if you have eaten/ingested more B or C vitamins (for example) that your body needs, it has to get rid of them. The OP might have done himself a favour by drinking the lady's nectar 

You should avoid if already dehydrated but no major issues unless the donor is on drugs that you may have a reaction to.  Bear Grylls does it all the time !

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[threechilliman]

This guy sounds like a troll
I've checked out of this trend

+1. What a load of cobblers. I drank a glass of piss from a girl once and never gave it a second thought.

tcm

[JV547845]

Funny as fuck!  That WG sounds hot the way, she did it to me.

And OP, man up and add it to, then cross it off your bucket list.  It just took you by surprise that's all.  Stick to booking upmarket `classy' `elegant' `ladylike' `sophisticated' `courtesans' who love to spend their/your time having scintillating conversations with you first, before the fun begins.  Take a few of those WGs for dinner date punts for a few months, you'll soon get over it.

[Jerboa]

Are you taking the piss? 

[madeinwales56]

Tis the season to be trolling
Tea la la la la la la la la ...

[vt]

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read this!! 

[MrMatrix]

Earlier in the year I was with a well known squirter. After a while she sat on my face and I asked not to cum in my mouth. she said she wouldn't. Well I was obviously too good with my tongue and she did, I could feel it trickle down my throat after which she apologised. I said no harm done and just accepted it another experience. 7 months later I'm still alive and I have no qualms about it at all.
This last 5 years has been all about new experiences-most have been good. On reflection this was a good one

[JV547845]

Oh cool, who was that MrM?

[stevedave]

I'm guessing the review will be up soon OP?

Can't wait to read it, I imagine it will be so funny I'll piss myself 

[rogercock00]

I thought piss was sterile regardless of whether the OP is trolling? 

[NIK]

As many people know this is a fetish close to my heart, but this thread is total bollox.
My only regret is the last time I did it.
And that was because it was the last time.

[Dani]

He is full of it and cant even get his story straight 

no she wasn't tbh, she was a really nice looking Brazilian model who isnt on aw. but she did give me a good time afterwards thats for sure

followed in the next post he makes with her AW link

[Ben4454]

Nothing wrong in trying new things mate. I always like to try one new thing everytime I punt. Although watersports isn't the kind of adventure I am after.

Just chalk it up to experience and when someone asks do you like watersports on you - you know to say no.

Keep rocking

Ben