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Author Topic: Most prossies who call themselves 'courtesans'  (Read 5130 times)

Offline yumyum3

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Maybe she should advertise on Match.com or do something else.
Spot-on. :thumbsup:

Offline Matium

If you want to meet courtesans try the Bar at the Ritz Casino, the American bar at the Savoy, the Bar at Harvey Nicks and the Piano Bar at the Dorchester.

Online smiths

If you want to meet courtesans try the Bar at the Ritz Casino, the American bar at the Savoy, the Bar at Harvey Nicks and the Piano Bar at the Dorchester.

Ensure you have a very large amount of folding because these women charge extra for EVERYTHING and are greed personified. Think wannabee celebs and wags self absorbed and obsessed.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Ensure you have a very large amount of folding because these women charge extra for EVERYTHING and are greed personified. Think wannabee celebs and wags self absorbed and obsessed.

These ladies would have no interest in "normal punters" like us  -------------- there are a lot of extremely wealthy people in London, just look at property prices in Mayfair.   :scare:

Online smiths

These ladies would have no interest in "normal punters" like us  -------------- there are a lot of extremely wealthy people in London, just look at property prices in Mayfair.   :scare:

A number of shown me plenty of interest giving me the look while i was at the bar, i immediately realised the huge cost it would involve and thought absolutely never. :D ;)

Offline Matium

Courtesans have eyes like hawks, all you have to do is flash a couple of £50 notes, or €100 notes or $100 notes or an American Express Card (black or platinum) and you'll be spotted.

There'll be a girl on your lap within minutes.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Courtesans have eyes like hawks, all you have to do is flash a couple of £50 notes, or €100 notes or $100 notes or an American Express Card (black or platinum) and you'll be spotted.

There'll be a girl on your lap within minutes.

Pretty pointless unless you are prepared to spend hundreds of pounds ------------- something I would not be prepared to do.

A pro$$ie is a pro$$ie ----------- whatever the price.  ;)

Offline finn5555

Same old topic coming back to price. We all know that pro$$ies will try to charge premium rates where possible. Just look at the washed up hags now running PN ...



Offline Sailormack

Same old topic coming back to price. We all know that pro$$ies will try to charge premium rates where possible. Just look at the washed up hags now running PN ...

You could say that about a lot of things though...

The taxi driver who becomes a limousine operator

The restaurant that becomes a bistro

The comedian who becomes Darth Vader's brother, Taxi etc etc

The difference is that the examples above recognise that market position is critical if you want to attract a specific type of customer to your business.

It takes a lot more than just adding a name to your AW, something these idiots fail to understand.

Fluffies have got a lot to answer for  :dash:

Offline softlad

This one is clearly deluded, £200 for two hours !  :scare:
She looks like Bridget Jones... :diablo:
So much bollocks on her profile I can't even be arsed to trawl througth it.
I know she used to only see younger guys.... :sarcastic:

https://www.adultwork.com/1288747 or https://www.adultwork.com/theculturedcourtesan

Offline Ali Katt

This one is clearly deluded, £200 for two hours !  :scare:
She looks like Bridget Jones... :diablo:
So much bollocks on her profile I can't even be arsed to trawl througth it.
I know she used to only see younger guys.... :sarcastic:

https://www.adultwork.com/1288747 or https://www.adultwork.com/theculturedcourtesan
She does see younger guys, but no-one under 21. Too many rules = crap escort, complicated booking system = dusty phone, more interested in dating? = makes excuses not too fuck.

She's got a lot of union jacks on her profile, was she Nick Griffin's escort?

I found this a bit funny:
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What is your favourite drink?    Chateauneuf-du-Pape or any medal winning fine red
Some £5 wines from Aldi, have been awarded gold medals from IWSC.

Offline dayton123

And here's another classic. Look at this highly-educated 'courtesan' pictured in front of all those books :lol:
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1243118

From her profile :

Q. Do you offer a full service?    

A. No I would not offer such a thing on a first date. I want to be taken out and experience a mutual romantic encounter.

--- 'Date' .... 'Romantic Encounter' - Yet she still sees it as a financial transaction.

Who on earth is going to engage in the 'thrill of the chase', jumping through hoops with a prostitute, knowing she won't 'put out' the first time, when the whole site is bursting at the seams with women who know the score, and will deliver.

Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman said it best :

'You can cut out the seduction ... I'm a sure thing.'

Offline mattylondon

From her profile :

Q. Do you offer a full service?    

A. No I would not offer such a thing on a first date. I want to be taken out and experience a mutual romantic encounter.

I've seen that profile before, but just passed it by at the time with a chuckle, due to her well below average looks, as opposed to the deluded rates she's put down there. What's all this 'date' shit? Catch a load of this line..

If you are looking for an hour or less “full service” you are only interested in one thing - sex. If this is the case then I’m the wrong lady for you, I prefer a more intense, authentic connection, physically and mentally. My preferred minimum booking for a full courtesan style blind-date

Of course men are interested in sex, you stupid cow! An escort is a prostitute!  :dash:

God, somebody needs to put the woman out of her misery! Second thoughts, it's got to be a wind up!?  :unknown:


Offline Silverado

Of course men are interested in sex, you stupid cow! An escort is a prostitute

....but what's the difference between a prostitute and an escort?

A prostitute is a person who, on at least one occasion.....offers or provides sexual services to another person in return for payment or a promise of payment (s.51 Sexual Offences Act 2003).

An escort is a small family car manufactured by the Ford Motor Company's European division between 1968 and 2000 (Source: Wikipedia).

Offline Lurtz

....but what's the difference between a prostitute and an escort?

A prostitute is a person who, on at least one occasion.....offers or provides sexual services to another person in return for payment or a promise of payment (s.51 Sexual Offences Act 2003).

An escort is a small family car manufactured by the Ford Motor Company's European division between 1968 and 2000 (Source: Wikipedia).

A prossie sells sex, an escort thinks fancy knickers and a bottle of Lambrusco in the fridge makes her classy.

Offline Ali Katt

A prossie sells sex, an escort thinks fancy knickers and a bottle of Lambrusco in the fridge makes her classy.
If they're a high class escort they have a bottle of £4 Buck's Fizz instead of Lambrusco.

Offline Lurtz

If they're a high class escort they have a bottle of £4 Buck's Fizz instead of Lambrusco.

Ooo fancy! I've only ever been offered an alcoholic drink once by a WG. She poured out two glasses. When she turned around I swopped the glasses round like spies do in case mine was spiked.  ;)

Offline Sailormack

Ooo fancy! I've only ever been offered an alcoholic drink once by a WG. She poured out two glasses. When she turned around I swopped the glasses round like spies do in case mine was spiked.  ;)

Good job Lurtz.

You didn't have to use your Rahypnol after all  :sarcastic:

Don't see the point in going over this again, there will always be "courtesans" and there will always be saps willing to pay for them.
The prices they charge will be like shopping at ASDA for the blokes that meet them, mear pocket change.
This is one of those times I am glad to be piss poor compared to the likes of them, it means I spend smarter ;)

Offline mattylondon

Good job Lurtz.

You didn't have to use your Rahypnol after all  :sarcastic:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Lurtz

Good job Lurtz.

You didn't have to use your Rohypnol after all  :sarcastic:

My tongue is more effective than Rohypnol.   :D

Offline mattylondon

My tongue is more effective than Rohypnol.   :D
I see, so you send these poor vulnerable prossies to sleep with words then, before you have your wicked way with them?!!  :sarcastic:

Offline Lurtz

I see, so you send these poor vulnerable prossies to sleep with words then, before you have your wicked way with them?!!  :sarcastic:

There have been several well-documented cases where WGs block out bad sexual experiences. It's called post traumatic Lurtz disorder.  :(

This one is clearly deluded, £200 for two hours !  :scare:
She looks like Bridget Jones... :diablo:
So much bollocks on her profile I can't even be arsed to trawl througth it.
I know she used to only see younger guys.... :sarcastic:

https://www.adultwork.com/1288747 or https://www.adultwork.com/theculturedcourtesan

Likewise, I can't be bothered to plough through all that turgid dross, but I think we can be clear she ain't 38, for a start.

99 quid handjobs....squirting....pissing....

Yep, real class, this one.


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