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Author Topic: Asian Divya - AVOID  (Read 1891 times)


1 review(s) for Asian Divya (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline drwho

https://www.adultwork.com/2954698
https://www.adultwork.com/Asian+Divya

Touring Indian lady (in the past 3 days has moved from Leicester to London to Peterborough)
Profile looks pretty promising, and comms were good (answered phone straight away, sounded friendly, and sounded very Indian)
I had to delay 15 mins enroute, but she texted back that was fine.
First bad oman was location, Master Robert Hotel, Hounslow.
I've only ever had shit punts at this place and this would turn out to be the shitist punt to top them all.

Called on arrival and was given room no. Good - no hanging around in the carpark as I'd had to at this place previously.
Inside the room things looked ok. Not bad facially, average body, western skirt and top, and as on the phone: very strong Indian accent.
Seemed friendly enough. As usual I tried my best to be polite and friendly to hopefully make the booking run as well as possible.

I was completely soaked through from cycling in torrential rain. I took a little while peeling off my wet clothes, chatting along the way.
All still good, though before I showered she asked for the money.
Profile states GFE included (FK + OWO)
She said £70 would only get me "Normal". £80 for "Full"
I was already naked cold and wet at this point, so not really at a point of backing out, but confirmed there would be kissing allowed, just not of the French variety.

Back from the shower she was still fully dressed. She started to take off her clothes. I did a time check (15:42) which I'm sure she noticed.
Body not bad, though lumpier and hairier (pubic and legs) than profile may suggest.
She just about allowed me to kiss her very breifly.

I could smell curry on her skin, which is funny as I noticed this on her profile:

"I always look & smell delicious, good enough to eat"


This is the point where things started to get really shit.
She got on the bed and started ordering me around. She put the condom on my soft cock and gave a hurried OW (despite OWO offered as standard according to the profile)
Then, missionary seemed to cause her no end of discomfort apparently.
She barked about me causing trouble (I'd been nothing other than polite and gentle.)
Call me fluffy but I complimented her on how beautiful she was on a number of occasions throughout the punt, even after she'd started issuing the complaints.
Then she gave me a 5 minute warning (I seem to recall this being at 15:57)
I protested that I'd only started at quarter to four but she turned aggressive and said she could prove by her phone records that I started at 15:30 (ie when I was in the carpark before my shower!!!)

A bit more cumless missionary. I asked if she could bring me off, to which she replied
"I don't care if you don't cum" :diablo:
Her phone had rang a couple of times, which she said was her security.
She'd pulled out by now and then threatened to call in her security.
I said it wouldn't be necessary as I could tell there was no way of salvaging anything now.
She then rang her security on speakerphone (not in English) and said I was in trouble for being bad to her.
I whipped off the condom and started dressing

She started saying some pretty random stuff at the end that wasn't related to anything I had said
(eg "I'm not an illegal worker in this country", and
"No you're the one who is mad"

Within about 20 seconds the Indian guy came in the room. I was still dressing.
He didn't seem particularly threatening though.
As a diversion I asked him if it was still raining, as I couldn't leave without fully dressing.

I told him it was a very poor service, 0 out of 10, good luck getting any further customers.
He seemed to be looking for no trouble and thanked me for leaving.
Checked my watch in the carpark and it was still only 16:05

Complete waste of £70
Avoid this cunt





 



1 review(s) found for Asian Divya linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)


decentguy

Smell of curry!  :lol: that is a 100% Indian experience you received then with free curry perfume :lol:

IMO -- THERE IS NO SUCH THING CALLED INDIAN WG WHO PROVIDES GOOD SERVICE

Sorry to know it was a waste of your £ and time bro.

That review just cracked me up while in the office -read it twice
Classic  :thumbsup:

Offline lol

Quote
"I always look & smell delicious, good enough to eat"

Haha, I think she took it a bit too literally. But who doesn't enjoy a nice curry every now and then, right?

That review just cracked me up while in the office -read it twice
Classic  :thumbsup:
Sat on the train laughing to myself at this review :D

Well done for posting op,a great read, she should just shortern her name to Asian div  :sarcastic:

As for the smelling of curry, that cracked me up!

Offline hairymary

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One thing I don't understand: you were a bit disappointed with her looks, and she didn't smell clean. Why keep telling her how beautiful she is, repeatedly? I would also ask her to shower so she smells fresh. Girls will never pull their socks up if you pretend all is well. Bad all around. Contributory negligence!
Banning reason: Bad attitude

Offline Ramone78

One thing I don't understand: you were a bit disappointed with her looks, and she didn't smell clean. Why keep telling her how beautiful she is, repeatedly? I would also ask her to shower so she smells fresh. Girls will never pull their socks up if you pretend all is well. Bad all around. Contributory negligence!

To be kind your reply is pointless.
Most of us have been in a paid for situation thats not going to plan and tried salvaging something from it with a little flattery. Sometimes it eases an awkward encounter
Its feedback like this that SHOULD make the girls pull there "Socks up"
If they read this forum and by warning potential Customers  of the Girls failings.

Offline drwho

Thanks for the comments guys.
It was a fairly shit experience (nevermind the waste of money) but glad at least those who can identify with the situation enjoyed reading.

I would say that I am generally pretty forgiving when it comes to age, body perfection (or lack of it), curry sweat, garlic breath, wonky teeth,  hairs where you'd prefer them not to be etc.,etc. If the friendliness, affection and lust afforded allow for an otherwise rewarding meeting.

It was only the service and attitude (and short changing in timing) that made this so sour.
See my reviews for Hot Sissy and Petite Nadia as examples of less than physically perfect women who pride themselves on the service they deliver. I'll  go back time and time again to these, but you know,  easy to get stuck in a rut, so we take these risks for something new and sometimes regret :dash:

Offline yumyum3

It sounds like a really bad scam to me and she should be blacklisted  :thumbsdown:

Thanks for this review..i was tempted seeing her profile earlier

Cheers for the review, mister.

Trying to line up a NY fuck via AWank and started homing in on this pro$$ie.... until cross-referenced with UKP reviews.

Bullet dodged and a wad of money saved.   :drinks:

 :hi:



Offline Jerboa

Sorry to read you had a shit punt, she sounds like a samosa short of a picnic.  :wackogirl:

Offline king tarzan

Smell of curry!  :lol: that is a 100% Indian experience you received then with free curry perfume :lol:

IMO -- THERE IS NO SUCH THING CALLED INDIAN WG WHO PROVIDES GOOD SERVICE

Sorry to know it was a waste of your £ and time bro.


Years ago in a brothel I saw a uk born pakistani called karina
Brown hair green blue eyes near white skin she was so hot
Awesome big firm sponge cakes
She just loved sex and more sex!!!
The only downside her security man was looking for trouble
He walked in whilst we were deeply snogging and become annoying and we had a very heated exchange of words..
Karen left room and then came back when I told the bloke to leave room..
She cooled me down with good hot thunderous sex session!


Years ago in a brothel I saw a uk born pakistani called karina
Brown hair green blue eyes near white skin she was so hot
Awesome big firm sponge cakes
She just loved sex and more sex!!!
The only downside her security man was looking for trouble
He walked in whilst we were deeply snogging and become annoying and we had a very heated exchange of words..
Karen left room and then came back when I told the bloke to leave room..
She cooled me down with good hot thunderous sex session!

Maybe he wanted to join in for an impromptu MMF threesome????

Offline Nagilum

What the hell!!

That is a shambles OP

Offline king tarzan

Maybe he wanted to join in for an impromptu MMF threesome????


Never ever would I share a beautiful woman with another man!!

I get jealous when I have to share in a 3some with another woman...
Seeing classy chloe kissing another woman in our 3some made me real jealous!




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