External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyTouring Indian lady (in the past 3 days has moved from Leicester to London to Peterborough)
Profile looks pretty promising, and comms were good (answered phone straight away, sounded friendly, and sounded very Indian)
I had to delay 15 mins enroute, but she texted back that was fine.
First bad oman was location, Master Robert Hotel, Hounslow.
I've only ever had shit punts at this place and this would turn out to be the shitist punt to top them all.
Called on arrival and was given room no. Good - no hanging around in the carpark as I'd had to at this place previously.
Inside the room things looked ok. Not bad facially, average body, western skirt and top, and as on the phone: very strong Indian accent.
Seemed friendly enough. As usual I tried my best to be polite and friendly to hopefully make the booking run as well as possible.
I was completely soaked through from cycling in torrential rain. I took a little while peeling off my wet clothes, chatting along the way.
All still good, though before I showered she asked for the money.
Profile states GFE included (FK + OWO)
She said £70 would only get me "Normal". £80 for "Full"
I was already naked cold and wet at this point, so not really at a point of backing out, but confirmed there would be kissing allowed, just not of the French variety.
Back from the shower she was still fully dressed. She started to take off her clothes. I did a time check (15:42) which I'm sure she noticed.
Body not bad, though lumpier and hairier (pubic and legs) than profile may suggest.
She just about allowed me to kiss her very breifly.
I could smell curry on her skin, which is funny as I noticed this on her profile:
"I always look & smell delicious, good enough to eat"This is the point where things started to get really shit.
She got on the bed and started ordering me around. She put the condom on my soft cock and gave a hurried OW (despite OWO offered as standard according to the profile)
Then, missionary seemed to cause her no end of discomfort apparently.
She barked about me causing trouble (I'd been nothing other than polite and gentle.)
Call me fluffy but I complimented her on how beautiful she was on a number of occasions throughout the punt, even after she'd started issuing the complaints.
Then she gave me a 5 minute warning (I seem to recall this being at 15:57)
I protested that I'd only started at quarter to four but she turned aggressive and said she could prove by her phone records that I started at 15:30 (ie when I was in the carpark before my shower!!!)
A bit more cumless missionary. I asked if she could bring me off, to which she replied
"I don't care if you don't cum" Her phone had rang a couple of times, which she said was her security.
She'd pulled out by now and then threatened to call in her security.
I said it wouldn't be necessary as I could tell there was no way of salvaging anything now.
She then rang her security on speakerphone (not in English) and said I was in trouble for being bad to her.
I whipped off the condom and started dressing
She started saying some pretty random stuff at the end that wasn't related to anything I had said
(eg
"I'm not an illegal worker in this country", and
"No you're the one who is mad"Within about 20 seconds the Indian guy came in the room. I was still dressing.
He didn't seem particularly threatening though.
As a diversion I asked him if it was still raining, as I couldn't leave without fully dressing.
I told him it was a very poor service, 0 out of 10, good luck getting any further customers.
He seemed to be looking for no trouble and thanked me for leaving.
Checked my watch in the carpark and it was still only 16:05
Complete waste of £70
Avoid this cunt