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Offline bigone

https://www.adultwork.com/680213 or https://www.adultwork.com/MySecretLife

Q. Are you really 27? A. No, I'm actually 32 but this is the age that I am told that I look and it's probably the age you'll think I am as so many ladies take away 5 years from their real age - I thought I may as well join them...If I told the truth you'd probably think I am 37!!


4 review(s) found for MySecretLife linked to in above post (4 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Online smiths

https://www.adultwork.com/680213 or https://www.adultwork.com/MySecretLife

Q. Are you really 27? A. No, I'm actually 32 but this is the age that I am told that I look and it's probably the age you'll think I am as so many ladies take away 5 years from their real age - I thought I may as well join them...If I told the truth you'd probably think I am 37!!

A couple of punters i know have rated Charlotte to me and Southern Man who i respect as a punter did a positive FR on her last year saying she was recently 30. ;)


4 review(s) found for MySecretLife linked to in above post (4 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline dreamgirl

Just waiting for all the comments saying she looks about 47 lol!

Offline Jimmyredcab

£200 an hour with no face picture, not for me thanks.   :bomb:

Offline tom269u001

and fat... at least size 14...

Offline Sailormack

Any mathematicians on the forum?

Do you think a formula could be created which could work out exactly what a particular prostitute is worth per minute / hour?

Constituent parts of the formula...

Age

Facial attractiveness (and is there a face pic for Jimmy?)

Dress size / vitals

Range of services offered

Quality of service

Type of degree (for AntG)

Type of cakes liked (for AntG)

Nice personometer (for AntG)

Maybe you could knock up a program or app which would interface with AW and flag up the value for money hookers in your area.

And of course you would need to link it up to an online polygraph machine but that goes without saying  :scare:

« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 11:08:17 AM by Sailormack »

Offline haystacks79

Any mathematicians on the forum?

Do you think a formula could be created which could work out exactly what a particular prostitute is worth per minute / hour?


Given that a formula exists for dunking biscuits, then it should certainly be possible to come up with something that could indicate a relative rating based on the factors you suggest. But as I'm not a mathematician, I'm not going to attempt it.

Online smiths

Any mathematicians on the forum?

Do you think a formula could be created which could work out exactly what a particular prostitute is worth per minute / hour?

Constituent parts of the formula...

Age

Facial attractiveness (and is there a face pic for Jimmy?)

Dress size / vitals

Range of services offered

Quality of service

Type of degree (for AntG)

Type of cakes liked (for AntG)

Nice personometer (for AntG)

Maybe you could knock up a program or app which would interface with AW and flag up the value for money hookers in your area.

And of course you would need to link it up to an online polygraph machine but that goes without saying  :scare:

No.

Offline Sailormack

Any mathematicians on the forum?

Do you think a formula could be created which could work out exactly what a particular prostitute is worth per minute / hour?

Constituent parts of the formula...

Age

Facial attractiveness (and is there a face pic for Jimmy?)

Dress size / vitals

Range of services offered

Quality of service

Type of degree (for AntG)

Type of cakes liked (for AntG)

Nice personometer (for AntG)

Maybe you could knock up a program or app which would interface with AW and flag up the value for money hookers in your area.

And of course you would need to link it up to an online polygraph machine but that goes without saying  :scare:

Right people,

I was up all night and I think that I've finally perfected the formula and have the app ready to go.

I decided to test it on TK's AW profile and guess what.

It came out at £250 for the hour.... that she has to pay ME  :scare:

£200 an hour with no face picture, not for me thanks.   :bomb:

I have to agree with this too, but the profile is very well written which usually suggests the type of escort that takes her work seriously.

Perhaps if she put a face pic in her private gallery it would re-assure those on the borderline who are considering to see her, I think it would also be a fair compromise. Dropping £200 on the off chance you might find her attractive is an expensive risk. If you turn up and don't find her attractive then you (and her) have wasted each others time.

On the age I have a general rule:

- Add 5 years to whatever age she says she is
- Add 2 years to whatever age she claims the pictures are



Offline Jimmyredcab

I have to agree with this too, but the profile is very well written which usually suggests the type of escort that takes her work seriously.

Either that or she has a lot of time on her hands, these grossly overpriced girls are never going to be busy, far too much competition out there.  ;)


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