Author Topic: Mandy (Read 8942 times)

cueball · « **Reply #50 on:** October 21, 2016, 03:23:15 pm »

Oh no, it's a disaster, what are we going to do, where are we going to go, how will we be happy again, what's the point in carrying on, it's over, the bubble has burst, it's bad boys, real bad.

Rumour has it that maid mandy of Sherwood is retiring on the 4th of december.

Ofcourse, that might be manipulative bollocks to bump up the Xmas shopping spree fund, no, that can't be so..... can it?

I can see some blubbering in Sherwood

RedKettle · « **Reply #51 on:** October 21, 2016, 05:05:06 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 03:23:15 pm

Oh no, it's a disaster, what are we going to do, where are we going to go, how will we be happy again, what's the point in carrying on, it's over, the bubble has burst, it's bad boys, real bad.

Rumour has it that maid mandy of Sherwood is retiring on the 4th of december.

Ofcourse, that might be manipulative bollocks to bump up the Xmas shopping spree fund, no, that can't be so..... can it?

I can see some blubbering in Sherwood

Not sure about blubbering but it would give us less to talk about!!

Where did you hear that - not on her profile?

cueball · « **Reply #52 on:** October 21, 2016, 06:01:46 pm »

Quote from: RedKettle on October 21, 2016, 05:05:06 pm

Where did you hear that - not on her profile?

Word on the street

is that she's announced it on uke

RedKettle · « **Reply #53 on:** October 21, 2016, 06:28:51 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 06:01:46 pm

Word on the street is that she's announced it on uke

My cynical side does not believe it, there will be a "change of mind" or some such.

Although given the way she has worked at this she must have made a fortune and she seems to be unusually sensible so perhaps she has saved a decent amount and is really moving on.

xMANDYx · « **Reply #54 on:** October 21, 2016, 06:42:50 pm »

Sorry to butt in but I haven't announced retirement, if you guys read my UKE status it says I'm going for surgery so my last day before that is the 4th.

It does say that I may I not return as I do have other things going on at the moment and other sources of income now but it is likely I will return after a break but just cut down escort hours. My profile would also remain as I do phone chat and webcam.

Chinese whispers as normal by the looks of it.

Mandy.

vw · « **Reply #55 on:** October 21, 2016, 06:55:33 pm »

Quote from: xMANDYx on October 21, 2016, 06:42:50 pm

Sorry to butt in but I haven't announced retirement, if you guys read my UKE status it says I'm going for surgery so my last day before that is the 4th.

It does say that I may I not return as I do have other things going on at the moment and other sources of income now but it is likely I will return after a break but just cut down escort hours. My profile would also remain as I do phone chat and webcam.

Chinese whispers as normal by the looks of it.

Mandy.

Hardly Chinese whisper

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threechilliman · « **Reply #56 on:** October 21, 2016, 07:00:32 pm »

Quote from: xMANDYx on October 21, 2016, 06:42:50 pm

Sorry to butt in but I haven't announced retirement, if you guys read my UKE status it says I'm going for surgery so my last day before that is the 4th.

It does say that I may I not return as I do have other things going on at the moment and other sources of income now but it is likely I will return after a break but just cut down escort hours. My profile would also remain as I do phone chat and webcam.

Chinese whispers as normal by the looks of it.

Mandy.

You might want to update the thread then, stop the cavalry charge.

tcm

cueball · « **Reply #57 on:** October 21, 2016, 07:12:06 pm »

Please don't retire Mandy

I'll miss the comedy

I can feel a tear in my eye, a tear in my eye I say

stevedave · « **Reply #58 on:** October 21, 2016, 07:21:55 pm »

Crikey. Just make sure you don't make any appointments after that date Mandy, or people won't believe you've done them, something about an ankle rings a bell

only kidding!

Fishy man goes to see her twice and all of a sudden the escorting gets cut down...these EM girls clearly can't handle Yorkshiremen

cueball · « **Reply #59 on:** October 21, 2016, 07:43:51 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 07:21:55 pm

EM girls clearly can't handle Yorkshiremen

It's the smell they don't like, matey's use expensive after shave

yorkshire men use washing up liquid.

Good job us lancastrians are naturally scented, our perspiration is pure lynx

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #60 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:21:01 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 07:43:51 pm

It's the smell they don't like, matey's use expensive after shave yorkshire men use washing up liquid.

Good job us lancastrians are naturally scented, our perspiration is pure lynx

Nope it's got fuck all to do with smell its our Yorkshire pudding special "toad in the (arse)hole".

Apparently Yorkshire sausage is much more of a challenge.

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #61 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:22:43 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 07:21:55 pm

Fishy man goes to see her twice and all of a sudden the escorting gets cut down...these EM girls clearly can't handle Yorkshiremen

Perhaps I wore her out.

stevedave · « **Reply #62 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:23:57 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 07:43:51 pm

yorkshire men use washing up liquid.

Good job us lancastrians are naturally scented, our perspiration is pure lynx

We ain't no Fairies

But I'll agree. You can't beat a bit of Lynx Africa

cueball · « **Reply #63 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:32:44 pm »

Quote from: mrtunamayo on October 21, 2016, 08:21:01 pm

Apparently Yorkshire sausage is much more of a challenge.

Yes? The challenging yorkshire sausage eh, soft and floppy will take some sorting

GolfNut · « **Reply #64 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:33:35 pm »

Sorry must be going batty. Thought I'd dropped in on the East Midlands forum but turns out its the Yorkshire, Lancashire and Manchester one. I must be mistaken

Smells of Lynx here doesn't it?

Apologies for intruding

cueball · « **Reply #65 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:35:32 pm »

Quote from: my shiny hero on October 21, 2016, 08:33:35 pm

Smells of Lynx here doesn't it?

That'll be me agent

stevedave · « **Reply #66 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:38:58 pm »

Quote from: Nick Faldo on October 21, 2016, 08:33:35 pm

Sorry must be going batty. Thought I'd dropped in on the East Midlands forum but turns out its the Yorkshire, Lancashire and Manchester one. I must be mistaken

Smells of Lynx here doesn't it?

Apologies for intruding

You're not intruding, don't be daft. You just all seem to friendly down here! Hardly a bad word to say about anyone

cueball · « **Reply #67 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:41:33 pm »

Quote from: mrfishbreath on October 21, 2016, 08:22:43 pm

Perhaps I wore her out.

No, but word on the street says that you gave her the idea of opening a toothpaste business

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #68 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:44:59 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 08:32:44 pm

Yes? The challenging yorkshire sausage eh, soft and floppy will take some sorting

That's why we bake them in our puddings.

Makes them extra hard.

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #69 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:47:33 pm »

Quote from: GolfNut on October 21, 2016, 08:33:35 pm

Smells of Lynx here doesn't it?

Yeah the war of the roses ended years ago and we fucking lost.

Best go podge some more of their lasses to make up for it.

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #70 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:49:33 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 08:41:33 pm

No, but word on the street says that you gave her the idea of opening a toothpaste business

Did I ?? Best be asking for a discount then hadn't I.

stevedave · « **Reply #71 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:53:43 pm »

Quote from: codwars on October 21, 2016, 08:47:33 pm

Yeah the war of the roses ended years ago and we fucking lost.

Fucking hell man, don't tell everyone!

cueball · « **Reply #72 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:55:11 pm »

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That's why we bake them in our puddings. Makes them extra hard.

No wonder she's retiring......

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mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #73 on:** October 21, 2016, 08:59:19 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 08:55:11 pm

No wonder she's retiring......

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Sweet mother of.........what cage did that ugly twat escape from

See what I mean MrSD compete with that if you can. I certainly can't.

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #74 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:00:48 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 08:53:43 pm

Fucking hell man..........

Hope they do MrSD as I reckon that's where I'm heading. Going down bebe

vw · « **Reply #75 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:01:05 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 08:55:11 pm

No wonder she's retiring......

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Is that Leicestershire pudding ?

cueball · « **Reply #76 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:02:15 pm »

Quote from: Mr little minnow on October 21, 2016, 08:59:19 pm

See what I mean MrSD compete with that if you can. I certainly can't.

That'll be another victory to the royal house of Lancaster then

stevedave · « **Reply #77 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:03:35 pm »

Quote from: anchovy on October 21, 2016, 09:00:48 pm

Hope they do MrSD as I reckon that's where I'm heading. Going down bebe

The devil's no doubt got a spike on his trident ready for you.

stevedave · « **Reply #78 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:05:41 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 09:02:15 pm

That'll be another victory to the royal house of Lancaster then

You lot just keep living in the past. You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays

cueball · « **Reply #79 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:08:09 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 09:05:41 pm

You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays

There's one just up road from me, it's tetleys too

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #80 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:08:20 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 09:05:41 pm

You lot just keep living in the past. You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays

Well said MrSD

vw · « **Reply #81 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:08:44 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 09:05:41 pm

You lot just keep living in the past. You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays

Rumours about the Duke of York aRe a bad reflection..on you lot.

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #82 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:10:09 pm »

Quote from: cueball on October 21, 2016, 09:08:09 pm

There's one just up road from me, it's tetleys too

That mean you're getting a round in then.

stevedave · « **Reply #83 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:15:22 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on October 21, 2016, 09:08:44 pm

Rumours about the Duke of York aRe a bad reflection..on you lot.

We've never accepted that plonker to be fair. Fergie was bad enough

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #84 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:18:43 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 09:03:35 pm

The devil's no doubt got a spike on his trident ready for you.

Yeah I think the twat got me already. Called it Romeo........

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cueball · « **Reply #85 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:18:46 pm »

Quote from: mackeral man on October 21, 2016, 09:10:09 pm

That mean you're getting a round in then.

Yes, no problem......

I'll have a pint of tetleys finest

Stevedave.... pint of bitter?

Vw... another lager pal?

Golfie..... room for a Jack daniels pal?

Fishy.... You ready for a babycham top up?

vw · « **Reply #86 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:20:29 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on October 21, 2016, 09:15:22 pm

We've never accepted that plonker to be fair. Fergie was bad enough

Well you got given him as a gift to Yorkshire and you yorkie are that tight you never turn down freebies.

vw · « **Reply #87 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:23:19 pm »

Quote from: brownball on October 21, 2016, 09:18:46 pm

Yes, no problem......

I'll have a pint of tetleys finest

Stevedave.... pint of bitter?

Vw... another lager pal?

Golfie..... room for a Jack daniels pal?

Fishy.... You ready for a babycham top up?

So funny had golfie down as a cocktail man

stevedave · « **Reply #88 on:** October 21, 2016, 09:24:25 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on October 21, 2016, 09:20:29 pm

Well you got given him as a gift to Yorkshire and you yorkie are that tight you never turn down freebies.

Mate, I've never turned down a freebie. I've had the (dubious) pleasure of some of Yorkshire's least finest on a Friday night in Whitby. But, fuck it, it's all practice.