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Offline cueball

Oh no, it's a disaster, what are we going to do, where are we going to go, how will we be happy again, what's the point in carrying on, it's over, the bubble has burst, it's bad boys, real bad.

Rumour has it that maid mandy of Sherwood is retiring on the 4th of december.

Ofcourse, that might be manipulative bollocks to bump up the Xmas shopping spree fund, no, that can't be so..... can it? :D

I can see some blubbering in Sherwood  :D

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Oh no, it's a disaster, what are we going to do, where are we going to go, how will we be happy again, what's the point in carrying on, it's over, the bubble has burst, it's bad boys, real bad.

Rumour has it that maid mandy of Sherwood is retiring on the 4th of december.

Ofcourse, that might be manipulative bollocks to bump up the Xmas shopping spree fund, no, that can't be so..... can it? :D

I can see some blubbering in Sherwood  :D

Not sure about blubbering but it would give us less to talk about!!

Where did you hear that - not on her profile?


Offline cueball


Where did you hear that - not on her profile?

Word on the street  :D is that she's announced it on uke

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Word on the street  :D is that she's announced it on uke

My cynical side does not believe it, there will be a "change of mind" or some such.

Although given the way she has worked at this she must have made a fortune and she seems to be unusually sensible so perhaps she has saved a decent amount and is really moving on.


Offline xMANDYx

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Sorry to butt in but I haven't announced retirement, if you guys read my UKE status it says I'm going for surgery so my last day before that is the 4th.

It does say that I may I not return as I do have other things going on at the moment and other sources of income now but it is likely I will return after a break but just cut down escort hours. My profile would also remain as I do phone chat and webcam.

Chinese whispers as normal by the looks of it.

Mandy.

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Sorry to butt in but I haven't announced retirement, if you guys read my UKE status it says I'm going for surgery so my last day before that is the 4th.

It does say that I may I not return as I do have other things going on at the moment and other sources of income now but it is likely I will return after a break but just cut down escort hours. My profile would also remain as I do phone chat and webcam.

Chinese whispers as normal by the looks of it.

Mandy.

Hardly Chinese whisper

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Offline threechilliman

Sorry to butt in but I haven't announced retirement, if you guys read my UKE status it says I'm going for surgery so my last day before that is the 4th.

It does say that I may I not return as I do have other things going on at the moment and other sources of income now but it is likely I will return after a break but just cut down escort hours. My profile would also remain as I do phone chat and webcam.

Chinese whispers as normal by the looks of it.

Mandy.

You might want to update the thread then, stop the cavalry charge.

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Offline cueball

Please don't retire Mandy

I'll miss the comedy  :lol:

I can feel a tear in my eye, a tear in my eye I say  :D
« Last Edit: October 21, 2016, 07:13:29 pm by cueball »

Offline stevedave

Crikey. Just make sure you don't make any appointments after that date Mandy, or people won't believe you've done them, something about an ankle rings a bell  :D only kidding!

Fishy man goes to see her twice and all of a sudden the escorting gets cut down...these EM girls clearly can't handle Yorkshiremen  :lol:

Offline cueball

EM girls clearly can't handle Yorkshiremen  :lol:

It's the smell they don't like, matey's use expensive after shave  :D yorkshire men use washing up liquid.

Good job us lancastrians are naturally scented, our perspiration is pure lynx  :D

Offline mrfishyfoo

It's the smell they don't like, matey's use expensive after shave  :D yorkshire men use washing up liquid.

Good job us lancastrians are naturally scented, our perspiration is pure lynx  :D

Nope it's got fuck all to do with smell its our Yorkshire pudding special "toad in the (arse)hole".  :D :D

Apparently Yorkshire sausage is much more of a challenge. :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline mrfishyfoo

Fishy man goes to see her twice and all of a sudden the escorting gets cut down...these EM girls clearly can't handle Yorkshiremen  :lol:

Perhaps I wore her out.  :diablo: :diablo:

Offline stevedave

yorkshire men use washing up liquid.

Good job us lancastrians are naturally scented, our perspiration is pure lynx  :D

We ain't no Fairies  ;)

But I'll agree. You can't beat a bit of Lynx Africa  :lol:

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Apparently Yorkshire sausage is much more of a challenge. :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Yes? The challenging yorkshire sausage eh, soft and floppy will take some sorting  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: October 21, 2016, 08:33:55 pm by cueball »

GolfNut

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Sorry must be going batty. Thought I'd dropped in on the East Midlands forum but turns out its the Yorkshire, Lancashire and Manchester one. I must be mistaken

Smells of Lynx here doesn't it?

Apologies for intruding  :hi:


Offline stevedave

Sorry must be going batty. Thought I'd dropped in on the East Midlands forum but turns out its the Yorkshire, Lancashire and Manchester one. I must be mistaken

Smells of Lynx here doesn't it?

Apologies for intruding  :hi:

You're not intruding, don't be daft. You just all seem to friendly down here! Hardly a bad word to say about anyone  :hi:

Offline cueball

Perhaps I wore her out.  :diablo: :diablo:

No, but word on the street says that you gave her the idea of opening a toothpaste business  :D

Offline mrfishyfoo

Yes? The challenging yorkshire sausage eh, soft and floppy will take some sorting  :sarcastic:

That's why we bake them in our puddings.  :yahoo: :yahoo: Makes them extra hard.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline mrfishyfoo


Smells of Lynx here doesn't it?


Yeah the war of the roses ended years ago and we fucking lost.  :dash: :dash:

Best go podge some more of their lasses to make up for it. :yahoo: :yahoo:

Offline mrfishyfoo

No, but word on the street says that you gave her the idea of opening a toothpaste business  :D

Did I ?? Best be asking for a discount then hadn't I.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline stevedave

Yeah the war of the roses ended years ago and we fucking lost.  :dash: :dash:

Fucking hell man, don't tell everyone!  :D

Offline cueball

Quote from: mr soap dodgerlink=topic=75619.msg1340351#msg1340351 date=1477079099
That's why we bake them in our puddings.  :yahoo: :yahoo: Makes them extra hard.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

No wonder she's retiring......

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Offline mrfishyfoo

No wonder she's retiring......

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Sweet mother of.........what cage did that ugly twat escape from  :vomit: :vomit:

See what I mean MrSD compete with that if you can. I certainly can't.  :scare: :scare:

Offline mrfishyfoo

Fucking hell man..........

Hope they do MrSD as I reckon that's where I'm heading. Going down bebe  :lol: :lol: :lol:


Offline cueball

See what I mean MrSD compete with that if you can. I certainly can't.  :scare: :scare:

That'll be another victory to the royal house of Lancaster then  :sarcastic:

Offline stevedave

Hope they do MrSD as I reckon that's where I'm heading. Going down bebe  :lol: :lol: :lol:

The devil's no doubt got a spike on his trident ready for you.

Offline stevedave

That'll be another victory to the royal house of Lancaster then  :sarcastic:

You lot just keep living in the past. You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays  :rolleyes: :hi:

Offline cueball

You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays 

There's one just up road from me, it's tetleys too  :D :drinks:

Offline mrfishyfoo

You lot just keep living in the past. You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays  :rolleyes: :hi:

Well said MrSD  :drinks: :drinks:

vw

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You lot just keep living in the past. You don't get many Duke's of Lancaster nowadays  :rolleyes: :hi:

Rumours about the Duke of York aRe a bad reflection..on you lot.


Offline mrfishyfoo

There's one just up road from me, it's tetleys too  :D :drinks:

That mean you're getting a round in then.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline stevedave

Rumours about the Duke of York aRe a bad reflection..on you lot.

We've never accepted that plonker to be fair. Fergie was bad enough  :scare:

Offline mrfishyfoo

The devil's no doubt got a spike on his trident ready for you.

Yeah I think the twat got me already. Called it Romeo........ :scare: :scare:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=113415.msg1314886#msg1314886

Offline cueball

That mean you're getting a round in then.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Yes, no problem......

I'll have a pint of tetleys finest

Stevedave.... pint of bitter?

Vw... another lager pal?

Golfie..... room for a Jack daniels pal?

Fishy.... You ready for a babycham top up?

 :lol:

vw

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We've never accepted that plonker to be fair. Fergie was bad enough  :scare:

Well you got given him as a gift to Yorkshire and you yorkie are that tight you never turn down freebies.

vw

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Yes, no problem......

I'll have a pint of tetleys finest

Stevedave.... pint of bitter?

Vw... another lager pal?

Golfie..... room for a Jack daniels pal?

Fishy.... You ready for a babycham top up?

 :lol:

So funny  had golfie down as a cocktail man

Offline stevedave

Well you got given him as a gift to Yorkshire and you yorkie are that tight you never turn down freebies.

Mate, I've never turned down a freebie. I've had the (dubious) pleasure of some of Yorkshire's least finest on a Friday night in Whitby. But, fuck it, it's all practice.

Offline mrfishyfoo


Fishy.... You ready for a babycham top up?

 :lol:

You're a cheeky twat.  :hi: :hi:



GolfNut

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So funny  had golfie down as a cocktail man

I'm a golfer so a quality single malt all the way vw  :drinks:

vw

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I'm a golfer so a quality single malt all the way vw  :drinks:

Good choice in drinks shockingly.  Bet you drink it wearing ridiculous golf trousers though  :D

GolfNut

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Good choice in drinks shockingly.  Bet you drink it wearing ridiculous golf trousers though  :D

Nah always smartly dressed me  :D

I have the best taste in golfing attire. My Sunday best:


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