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External Link/Members OnlyDon't have many posts but posted on the other keeley review and was asked to write my own so here goes my first review its very blunt but I've been as honest as possible
I'm quite partial to a larger sized woman and had noticed keeleys profile a few times on AW so decided to take the plunge and make a booking. Her flat is in a very safe part of Southampton on the corner of 2 main roads in a nice residential area 10 mins from town. Got to her door and when it opened I was greeted by what can only be described as a baby elephant wearing too much make up I was completely stunned by how big and fat this woman is in real life she is literally twice as big as what she looks like in her pics it states on her aw that she is 26 stone but to me she must be at least 30 stone if not more! If you check her Twitter profile she posts lots of selfies and imo she must take thousands until she gets the perfect shot, she maybe even photoshops them, because in real life she is simply not an attractive woman, her profile states she is 27, to me I would say she looks at least 32, her face looks so different in real life it's really swollen and fat, she's got really dark rings under her eyes, her forehead is covered in wrinkles, she looks tired and old, her legs were covered in varicose veins and she's got really small tits for such an enormous woman they look ridiculous on her massive frame, they look like little deflated saggy granny tits. Her personality came across as rather cold and aloof, she wasn't particularly friendly and never made me feel welcome, at no point throughout the entire punt did she ever seem enthusiastic, no banter whatsoever, to me it seems like she hates her job, either that or she is really embarrassed about how fat she is, although I doubt this very much as we all know some WG's can end up with big ego's after reading all the bullshit feedback they get on AW they actually start to believe it, which I assume to be the case with keeley as to me she seemed stuck up with a bit of a superiority complex and it made for a strange awkward atmosphere for the entire punt. Went into the bedroom and it had a kind of gothic feel to it, it looked cheap and tacky, got on the bed and started some FK, she's a very sloppy kisser and her breath was rancid it nearly made me flinch backwards, she's got really big teeth and it felt like what I would imagine it would be like kissing someone who wears denchers, not a good start to things, moved onto some oral, now it states on her AW that she has amazing oral skills, I don't know who has told her this as it was very bog standard, in fact she goes up and down far too much rather than focus on the upper part, she could probably do with taking some lessons!! After a bit I started to perform RO and also finger her, when I put my head down there it was one of the most foul tasting pussies I have been near in my life, on her AW feedback one deluded fluffy has written that she has the sweetest tasting pussy, what bullshit, she stinks so bad I could still smell her on my fingers a couple of days later! We then moved onto sex, started in mish, because of how fat she is all she can really do is lay on the bed like a morbidily obese human cum rag, it was so bland and boring do after a bit decided to switch to doggie, this is where she then stunk the room out with the smell of dry shit coming from her arse, god knows how she can't smell herself as I was nearly sick by this point, another poster stated that she smells like fish and shit and this is exactly true it was disgusting, I've never met someone as shameless as this girl in my life, finished up early and as there had been a weird awkward atmosphere the whole way through I decided to wash my hands then leave, this was when I noticed all the shit stains in her toilet like the other guy mentioned in her other review thread, personally I've seen cleaner public toilets!! To summarise, she's the size of a house much bigger than her pics which are very misleading, she looks much older than she states, her breath pussy and arse stink to the high heavens, the sex was unfulfilling,bland and boring exactly the same as her personality! Don't waste your money on keeley chaps because you could go out on the town any night of the week and pull half a dozen fat munters (which is exactly what keeley is) without having to spend a single penny. Keeley would have to pay someone to have sex with her in real life and even then it would be a struggle to find someone willing to do it! Avoid at all costs
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