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External Link/Members OnlyOne of my worst. Very nearly cancelled the booking after re-reading some of her other reviews here. just a couple things signalled this wasn't going to be a good one and it wasn't...
Booking made via txt, given the address, huge block near the arena. Got to the address and txt'd for the flat number. reply comes back "Wait baby please"...so I'm stand outside in the cold until 5-10 mins past the hour....
Amy opens the door wearing no doubt the same little black dress mentioned in all her other reviews. On her feet, them horrible flat slip on things that all birds wear and look shit. No heels. "How are you baby"..."how long you stay?" Whenever I'm asked that it's usually a signal it's going to be a crap booking. Massive ugly stereo in the corner of the room playing polish techno.
Asks for the money and then disappears for 2-3 mins. Comes back in the room, immediately removes her dress, completely naked underneath and says "you take off your clothes". Another thing I hate, undressing the girl is half the fun.
She gave me a massage, It was crap.
"blow job baby"....that was ok, had better, had worse. No attention to the balls, amateur skills. As I was running my hands over her body she says "no fingers" which I kinda guessed from other reviews. Rules and limitations just puts me on edge, I should have stayed home. She says people have dirt under their finger nails is the reason she doesn't allow it FYI, whatever, she won't even allow it with a condom over your fingers.
"fuck now baby"....hold yer horses, what about RO. She just lay there, no a sound, completely dead. Totally pointless and first time I recall such a lifeless reaction to RO...
"fuck now baby"....ok. Now I'm a one pop guy, I like to save it until the end. Up to now this booking has been pretty shit. All my bad bookings go along the same lines and it's essentially due to the lack of connection with the girl. In this case there was none and it's puts me on edge and stresses me out. And that unfortunately means I can't fuck the way I want to because I'm forever constantly trying not to go over the edge if you know what I mean and this was like that so I was shit.
Anyways, she did show some kind of enjoyment during sex but I wasn't enjoying myself, finished with CIM, the lips locked around your cock CIM so there's no spillage. I didn't waste much time after that and fucked off 10 mins early wishing I'd said "15 minutes" when she asked how long I waited to stay when I arrived.
Some other points of note: Facially she is pretty, looks like delta white. Says she is 23. Body is soft, not firmness to her ass, bit of a saggy tum. Needs to hit the gym, body is just average. Kissing is possibly worst kissing I've had, tiny hint of tongue but may as well have not been. She says "baby" a lot. She doesn't instigate anything except, massage, blowjob and fuck. English is ok but don't expect a conversation. Given a choice of OW or OWO.
Overall completely mechanical and lacklustre, zero passion, zero connection. Could tell she sees a lot of people and it shows. She's crap and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. I'm under no illusions that escorts sit around all day twiddling their thumbs waiting for me to arrive but she was already into double digits customer wise before i showed up. I forget how popular this game has become and with prices so low now and 15-30 minute booking on offer these girls are just at it all day.
Think I'm gonna delete all these sketchy <£100/hr polish girls from my HL. Dunno why I keep getting suckered back in when there's better options for a bit more money.
Topic: Pretty Blonde Amy (Read 1196 times)
