Well the main reason I joined this band of brothers.
Can I please warn fellow punters about punting in Fort Lauderdale.
Had a short trip to miami as there is very little choice where I live. Booked into the Days Inn at Oakland Park Avenue. Not recommended, but that another story.
So before leaving I got details of three or four escort agencies off the net. One girl particularly took my fancy - Celest
External Link/Members Only , as you can see she looks really fine, and at $200 per hour a good bargain I think. I call on the day and confirm arrival. 15 minutes after the due time I ring again. They apologise saying she is running late and will be another 15 mins. In the end she arrives some 50 mins late but hey I wasnt doin nothing anyway.
So knock on the door and I open it to find two girls - one short latina with curly black hair and a hint of moustache (wouldnt touch her with yours), about a size 10 (UK) and a tall size 8 curly blond with snakebite piercings, perhaps mixed race, slightly more attractive than the first. But not Celest, obviously bait and switch.
So they say they travel in pairs for safety, and offer for both to stay for $360, I decline saying I dont have the money and the short ugly one asks to use the toilet. Then she came out (I later smelled marijuana) and I asked her friend to stay. They asked for the money and the short one takes the money and leaves.
Then the bombshell, no sex or any physical contact at all - we could go to movies or go drinking. I then realised it was a scam and ask for my money back. She said she was offering a "legal" escort service and selling sex in florida was illegal. I was so stunned and disappointed I asked her to just go. I should have just asked her sit an hour in the hotel room and watch TV but I really couldnt be bothered.
So a lesson learned. Its not the money but its getting ripped off that bothers me.
So be warned, avoid Fort Lauderdale if you want escorts that provide the full service.
The websites for these scam artists are:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThe blond one that came to my room was this one
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And her friend was probably this one
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Also if anyone knows how to spot adverts which are genuinely selling sex in Miami, please let me know via PM if and when admin gives me PM rights. Wouldn't want the sheriffs to know also!!