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Author Topic: Confessions of a newbie  (Read 2297 times)

I'd actually suggest you do still take the Cialis.

My first punt years ago was without any such assistance, and my head was racing along the lines of    'Oh my god, oh my god! I'm actually with an escort. Oh my god!'

2 fucking hours and not even a semi.

Once I'd got over the initial surprise of actually having been with an escort, I booked another soon after, popped a Viagra and had sex 3 times in 2 hours.

First punt nerves mate. It happens.

Offline drnookie1

60/40 you'd see her again

50/50 you'd get balls deep next time

My head's spinning

60% chance of seeing her
50/50 that we have sex if I do

= 30% chance I ultimately bang her 

So take the 8/1 at Paddy Power (see specials markets) that I nail her as the odds are in your favour :)

Offline Steely Dan

Your honesty (and reaction to the feedback) is refreshing OP.  Welcome.

If you want to punt, I'd say go see someone different.  Perhaps ask the Yorkshire section for ideas (/shrug maybe
https://www.adultwork.com/2561302 or https://www.adultwork.com/x+CUTE+JENNY+x  )?

If you want a girlfriend then go meet one.  Swipe on Tinder or whatever.

But either way here is what NOT to do.  Book escorts to cuddle.  If you ignore this advice and do it again, don't tell us about it.  Tell Mrs Mills.
https://twitter.com/MrsMillsST


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Offline drnookie1

I'd actually suggest you do still take the Cialis.

My first punt years ago was without any such assistance, and my head was racing along the lines of    'Oh my god, oh my god! I'm actually with an escort. Oh my god!'

2 fucking hours and not even a semi.

Once I'd got over the initial surprise of actually having been with an escort, I booked another soon after, popped a Viagra and had sex 3 times in 2 hours.

First punt nerves mate. It happens.

Thanks cambs-man. Really appreciate the advice.

My usually high sex drive (might review that ranking after reading some of the stuff on here!) had sort of diminished in the build-up so I went in hoping it would be alright on the night and it clearly wasn't!

Definitely first-time nerves and I had a tremendous wank when I got home so the £70 had wank-bank value too.

Offline Happyjose

60% chance of seeing her
50/50 that we have sex if I do

= 30% chance I ultimately bang her 

So take the 8/1 at Paddy Power (see specials markets) that I nail her as the odds are in your favour :)

Well good luck with fucking a prostitute, that you have paid to fuck you

We'll all be rooting for you

Offline drnookie1

Your honesty (and reaction to the feedback) is refreshing OP.  Welcome.

If you want to punt, I'd say go see someone different.  Perhaps ask the Yorkshire section for ideas (/shrug maybe
https://www.adultwork.com/2561302 or https://www.adultwork.com/x+CUTE+JENNY+x  )?

If you want a girlfriend then go meet one.  Swipe on Tinder or whatever.

But either way here is what NOT to do.  Book escorts to cuddle.  If you ignore this advice and do it again, don't tell us about it.  Tell Mrs Mills.
https://twitter.com/MrsMillsST

Thanks for feedback. Appreciate it.

Tough crowd. Taps mic....



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Offline Agent W

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but my brain was still advising caution and telling me it was wrong

Did it give any reasons? I could never see anything wrong with it myself.

Offline drnookie1

Did it give any reasons? I could never see anything wrong with it myself.

It's a very good question. I could give you a long answer (hmmm, best not eh).

Offline Nagilum

Thanks for feedback. Appreciate it.

Tough crowd. Taps mic....

Don't worry it's standard initiation for new comers.  Although people won't admit it, most of us suffered the old nerves the first time.

Go back to her again, find your triggers that get you aroused and use it. For me, it's kissing, unless I do it nothing happens to Roger downstairs... It gets easier trust me.

Offline PLeisure

So, for punt 2.......

Do I increase the dose of Cialis?
It's not Ecstasy !!  :rolleyes:  :crazy:

Did you ingest it thinking it would overcome any performance anxiety? Understandable, but your body's physiology may need time to adjust. Best to sample a pill on your own first, then with a WG.

Second thing. You really need to stop with the overthinking. Really.
The OP was TL;dr for most. It was frustrating to wade through.

Welcome to punting  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 14, 2015, 02:14:55 AM by PLeisure »

Thanks for the confession it was a real eye opener.

Made up your in Leeds, the guys up there are nice, might be best to speak to people who drink the same water !

 :D

Offline shagbambi

Stop overthinking, its fucking for god's sake.

Offline Rod trotter


Fucking hell, i stopped at the sight of the post, the summary told me everything.  :dash:
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline Access

Yep, I definitely want a girlfriend ultimately but I thought it would be a good opportunity to fuck some really fit women in the meantime. So it's not really an either/or.
That's why I started punting. After a long term relationship, I found massage parlours. Fucked some seriously fit women, with zero strings and no effort, as a stop gap. Got married eventually and stopped punting.... But we all know what happens after a few years of marriage... Yup, back to punting as the sex at home disappears

Hi DrNookie and welcome, like others had said I would suggest giving Cialis a miss. Its never been the best with me. Also it is aka "The Weekender" as apparently it can be effective for 36hours, a bit excessive for a 30 minute cuddle  :lol: ..... sorry Ive been on UKP for a bit now and am morphing into a piss taking git :rolleyes:

Try 50mg of Sildenafil (Viagra,Kamagra etc) take it one hour before your meet and I am sure all will be fine. If you dont have much experience with such pills try one at home with your favourite porn. Once you have confidence your little friend will be rock hard and impressive its one less thing to worry about for your next punt.

Good luck next time :drinks:

Offline NelsonH

He's dead right about the pills.

My first punt was with an escort in Amsterdam.
Had gone over for the weekend, wandered around the red light district at night and along with other tourists and the odd punter negotiating at the door, found it tacky.
Went back to my hotel a bit horny and thought "The hell with it.  I'm in Amsterdam and it's famous for sex" so flicked through the phone book in my hotel and picked one of the many escort ads and rang it about 8pm.
Really nervous but asked for a girl and was told around 10pm.
After that, ran down the street to a cashpoint when a man on a stag night told me about his visit to a Kamer.
Back to the hotel, showered and changed and was absolutely bricking it - other than sitting on a rollercoaster, never been that nervous / scared or the unknown before.
Girl arrived about half an hour late after the phone rang and it was reception telling me my guest had arrived (lets say I waited until a shift change before I went downstairs as I was so embarrassed).
Nice time although really nervous throughout and it took an extra hour for me to complete.

As for pills, first time I tried one was when I was temporarily living at my parents house a few years ago.  Bought some (Kamagra - they're green) off the internet and broke one in half.
Within a few minutes, started to feel warmer, got a blocked nose, became more flushed over time and an erection like a steel rod!  Like being a teenager again.
Since then, if I use one, I know to reduce the dosage slightly and take a couple of hours earlier than required so the signs aren't quite as visible.
Even taking the pills though, if you're not horny, they will have a negligible effect - I have had a couple of occasions where I wasn't overly enjoying the session and lost my erection.
I do find the harder the erection, the longer it takes me to complete.
 
« Last Edit: November 14, 2015, 10:25:28 AM by billybobsmith »

Thanks you guys for the summary, I got bored part way through and rather skimmed it, I didn't even realise he hadn't parted her lips! Whilst I sympathise to a degree about first time nerves, I had similar, but why the soppy screed? what was all that about? FFS?

Offline Agent W

My first time, for all the rambling monologue fans here. At least there's some sex in it.

http://sexagent.blogspot.co.uk/2008/10/letitia.html

Offline rogercock00

We've all got to start somewhere! Not everyone comes out throwing haymakers. I like to throw a few jabs first.

https://www.adultwork.com/angelwings84

She was great.

Nice choice  :thumbsup:

However, I would have drilled her senseless over an hour punt myself  :cool:

Offline rogercock00

My first punt was with an escort in Amsterdam.
Had gone over for the weekend, wandered around the red light district at night and along with other tourists and the odd punter negotiating at the door, found it tacky.
Went back to my hotel a bit horny and thought "The hell with it.  I'm in Amsterdam and it's famous for sex" so flicked through the phone book in my hotel and picked one of the many escort ads and rang it about 8pm.
Really nervous but asked for a girl and was told around 10pm.
After that, ran down the street to a cashpoint when a man on a stag night told me about his visit to a Kamer.
Back to the hotel, showered and changed and was absolutely bricking it - other than sitting on a rollercoaster, never been that nervous / scared or the unknown before.
Girl arrived about half an hour late after the phone rang and it was reception telling me my guest had arrived (lets say I waited until a shift change before I went downstairs as I was so embarrassed).
Nice time although really nervous throughout and it took an extra hour for me to complete.

As for pills, first time I tried one was when I was temporarily living at my parents house a few years ago.  Bought some (Kamagra - they're green) off the internet and broke one in half.
Within a few minutes, started to feel warmer, got a blocked nose, became more flushed over time and an erection like a steel rod!  Like being a teenager again.
Since then, if I use one, I know to reduce the dosage slightly and take a couple of hours earlier than required so the signs aren't quite as visible.
Even taking the pills though, if you're not horny, they will have a negligible effect - I have had a couple of occasions where I wasn't overly enjoying the session and lost my erection.
I do find the harder the erection, the longer it takes me to complete.


Did you not read the posts about long posts which should not be posts because those posts are too long to be posts or did you just ignore those posts because you wanted to post a long post?  :dash:

Offline purple_t

OP's story makes me feel a lot better about my first punt. I was nervous as hell and compared to OP I'm willing to bet I was very sexually inexperienced, but had no problems getting hard and banging a complete stranger.

That's not me trying to brag in any way, shape or form, what I'm trying to say to OP is that maybe punting isn't for you, sounds like you want a relationship rather than sex, which is probably why you felt a bit uncomfortable.

Offline stevedave

Sounds to me that you just didn't fancy her. I'm a Leeds punter but haven't met Angel so can't comment on how hot she is, but she certainly seems to have a fantastic arse on her.

Plenty of other girls in Leeds, a lot of them based near where Angel works from.

If you were worried about bumping into people you know, then maybe punt further afield - don't shit where you eat etc.

Offline Rich42

I'm surprised you've not seen here stevedave seeing as you've seen her duo partner xKendallx and you've seen a few Leeds ladies. She also works from the same flat as xcheekyxchelseax so you may have already been in her flat. I've chatted to her before but not seen her yet, i think i'll put that right this week, i've got to get my hands on that fantastic arse!
« Last Edit: November 14, 2015, 08:29:44 PM by Rich42 »

Offline stevedave

I'm surprised you've not seen here stevedave seeing as you've seen her duo partner xKendallx and you've seen a few Leeds ladies. She also works from the same flat as xcheekyxchelseax so you may have already been in her flat. I've chatted to her before but not seen her yet, i think i'll put that right this week, i've got to get my hands on that fantastic arse!

Yeah, I saw Chelsea at her flat and have seen Kendall a couple of times...thinking of seeing Angel with Kendall but need to save up first  :D


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