This reminds me of getting unexpectedly rimmed by a lass who worked by Darlington railway station years ago.
Got her number from the Sport, arrived and she was having dinner with her bf and kids! Took me through to the front sitting room and handed me a menu.
I stood looking puzzled so she whipped my jeans and boxers off, sat me in an armchair and next thing I knew my legs were in the air and she got stuck in.
Totally surreal whilst listening to knives and forks going in the next room lol