Every now and then, the wife and I will take a day or two off and do a sex tour.
We have been to the Tudor Lounge before under Deb and Daves parties and the venue is great.
On this day - 2 girls working, one spanish and one russian.
3 guys - 2 white and 1 Asian male.
Communication : There had been some discussion here about what the fee would be for a couple, especially as my wife plays with all, guys/girls what ever. I can confirm that £100 is the fee even for a couple.
I sent a mail on Tuesday saying that I would like to come with my wife on Friday and we "know the score" about what the party is about. There was no response. So - I called on Friday morning - Emma said ahhh yes, I remember the e mail.
Well - why not respond to it then?
Venue :Its a huge tudor mansion house, which since our last visit there now has a new bar, a better smoking solution ie you dont get wet in the smoking area.
The showers - 3 showers and on this day - 6th November - only 1 had hot water.
Only one room in use - the jacuzzi room - and the jacuzzi was not in use.
The other customers :well, 3 guys there - ive identified as 2 white and one Asian - I mention this only because we were speaking to the Asian male in the smoking area - I asked how the Russian girls blow job was and he said he didnt have much to compare it to.
Later in the afternoon he got to fuck my wife - and didnt know what he was doing, as in the basics - I have a strong feeling that on this day - the Asian male lost his virginity.
The ladies :Spanish girl - Now - if you wanted someone to go out for a drink with, she is great fun. Great sense of humor, sexually liberated, large "bolt ons" which were personally not to my taste - covered in tattoos.
Sexually - she was not "my cuppa tea" - I personally felt she was too mechanical, too much conveyor belt - "I need you to cum, next" type attitude.
Now - there is another report which ill link from a guy who was there - he loved her - so its just another bit of proof that YMMV in this game.
The Russian girl - I personally thought she was better at the act - she was more relaxed and smooth rather than - rush rush rush - get the guy to cum and move on.
The Party :
From our point of view - there was a piece missing. The X Factor wasnt there - what THIS was, was 2 working girls and 3 guys and a couple taking turns to just fuck and get on with it.
Music was provided by one of the girls phones - KISSTORY - Musically not anything wrong with that - but the tinny music made it amateur ish. Being confined to one room - well, its easier to clean at the end of the day, but with such a lovely facility its a shame its confined to the one room.
The management : Emma - well, her attitude was a little strange - abrupt even. When going out for a cigarette - she came out to tell us this was a sex party - get upstairs and fuck not a smoking party. Whilst this was probably said in jest, at least to me, it came over wrong. These ladies are not just vaginas, and for the amount of people there, 3 hours is enough for everyone to fully empty their loads.
The buffet :At Deb and Daves swingers parties - they put on food, wasnt expecting there to be food at this party - but there was to a sort.
1 Bowl of CHEESE AND ONION crisps. Now come on, cheese and onion crisps do have a place in the world, at a sex party - im not sure.
There was also one plate of apricot ( ? ) cheese and some crackers.
A bowl of mints.
Overall :I know that many on here love TLC parties, find them great value for money and appear to get on well with Emma.
Im new to this board and not looking to make enemies - BUT - this party was not so much fun for us..
Quite often I see comments about TLC parties saying "Why would you go to another party in Brum where the girls arnt as good for £40 less? Pay the extra £40 and get quality" - ok - that sounds logical - but you are not really getting quality.
You are getting a quality venue, however the party is confined to one room, which means you really could be anywhere.
OUR reality is - we like the Private Club - and sometimes you have to try something different to realise how much you like a place. The wife and I have discussed this a lot - but the private club has that seedy look, smell, atmosphere and expectation in the room, you feel it in the air - its exciting!
On this day - TLC felt flat, boring and mechanical to us.
From my wifes point of view - she said if there were more people it may have been better - and she is possibly right - it could be the lack of people as part of the problem.
Would we go back?Probably not - £100 for a fully playing couple is a lot of money when its a lot less at other parties for a couple - also - I wouldnt say that the girls were "better quality" - there is a LOT of photoshop on the photos.
All of that said - here is a link to one of the guys who was there and he loved it.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=74483.0;topicseenNot bad enough to give a negative, but closer to negative than positive for us.
