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Author Topic: Getting past hotel reception  (Read 6685 times)

Offline mslstoy

In civvy life remember a lass who was a receptionist at a hotel and I think from her exploits her only complaint would be that you were paying someone else when you could have her for nothing (it was a boys weekend and she was up for all 14 of us...)
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Offline NelsonH

You might ask for a booking that starts at "ten-past" rather than on the hour or half-hour.


Offline Clarkson

And what would they do with said footage? Punting isn't yet a crime in this country?

Youtube?   :scare:

I know it's not legal worrying I'm not bothered about that if its a local hotel to where you live if your recognised word can get around and be damaging. It would take only one on the staff to know or think they know you and then mention it to another staff and next thing a reputation.  That happened to people before and will again.  IBIS in preston front door is right in front of reception.
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Offline cueball

Never had any bother in hotels.

I Just walk in like I'm a guest and head straight for the lifts or the stairs.

As said above, the trick is to get all the details before you walk in, what floor and what room number.

Don't need to look at reception, other guests or cleaners.

Don't look shifty.

If I ever got asked (which in all my years has not happened yet), I'd say I were visiting a friend, which is true, for the next hour she's going to be my best friend.

Offline Clarkson

That's how I handle it cueball but I'm just saying the staff know what goes on and most know which guests are doing it and would be easy to end up a known face.   :unknown:

Got to be carefull especially when leaving with a red face looking a bit warmer.   :D
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Just try to act like Jason Bourne,

In which movie?

Parachute onto the roof and go down the stairwell, go in through reception and attack everyone you meet, or blow a hole in a wall?  Please clarify.

Offline cueball

In which movie?

Parachute onto the roof and go down the stairwell, go in through reception and attack everyone you meet, or blow a hole in a wall?  Please clarify.

None, jump across from the window at the opposite side of the street, that way, you get past reception without being noticed but the cleaners get the right hump with mess you make if the window is shut

Offline rg41

That was Johnny English film staring Rowan Atkinson.

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Place right foot in front of left.  Then left in front of right.  Keep repeating until you get to the room in question  :sarcastic:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I met a girl once in an hotel with a keycard lift.  She told me to wait at the bottom of the lift and she would come down in it and take me up.  Only problem was that some old lady appeared just as the door opened and stepped in with me! 

It was a ride up about 8 floors.  She was a pretty petite blond (the WG).  I tried not to stare - every time we glanced at eachother one of us sniggered.  Pretty sure the old lady twigged.

Cheers!  :drinks:

Offline mslstoy

Saw a girl in a hotel that needed a key card to operate the lift, nobody around in the entrance so once I was in the lift she called it to her floor, seemed to work and a very enjoyable 2 hours ensued  :yahoo:
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Offline rogercock00

I hate hotels and usually avoid WGs who work from them for that reason. It is not just reception who you have to fool, it is the maid on the floors doing room service and heaven forbid you bump into someone you know who then asks why are you at the Hilton etc   :thumbsdown:

My last punt at a hotel saw me proceed left to the lifts with reception on the right, empty reception desk clocked by two members of staff. Great. Went in lift up to floor 6 to be greeted by a maid cleaning rooms (english blonde lass) who said hi and asked if i was lost for some unknown reason :scare: As she was directly outside the WGs room, I returned to the lift and waited for a bit until she moved further down the corridor. I knocked on the room door eventually to see the maid staring at me while I waited. Cue ten minutes later and the maid bursts in the room saying she forgot to,put out towells - she was greeted by me being blown by said WG but at this point I thought fuck it and just winked at her while my cock was getting gobbled as if to say, come and join in. She came in the room purposefully owing to what she had seen earlier. As I left, on the hour of course, reception were waiting for me as I departed the lift with a nice glare.........  :cry:

Hate hotels  :angry:

My last Hotel punt the receptionist recognised me..................friend of my wife.

Offline Ben4454

And she said is that a walther ppk in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me.  :P
I tell them no sense going in half cocked  :sarcastic:
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I love seeing girls in hotels. Usually have no issues with car parking so that's better than seeing girls from houses/flats. As others have said, girls are usually very good at picking places which are easy for their customers to see them (ie, getting to the lifts/rooms without going past reception, or involves security key cards).

The main thing is not to stick out like a sore thumb, so dress soberly, stride through the lobby confidently and don't cause a disturbance.

I punted with a WG who came down to the parking lot in the basement and then took 3 flight of stairs up to her room as it was one of those hotels where you needed to touch in everytime you took the elevator or stairs. Acted as if i knew her and quick chat all the way meant no one suspected a thing.

Also punts in Central London or Heathrow airport hotels , I find that if you are in a business suit or even business casuals everyone thinks you're there for work/business meeting. I have asked cleaners directions to a room adjacent and have gotten helpful responses on every occasion.

I hate hotels and usually avoid WGs who work from them for that reason. It is not just reception who you have to fool, it is the maid on the floors doing room service and heaven forbid you bump into someone you know who then asks why are you at the Hilton etc   :thumbsdown:

My last punt at a hotel saw me proceed left to the lifts with reception on the right, empty reception desk clocked by two members of staff. Great. Went in lift up to floor 6 to be greeted by a maid cleaning rooms (english blonde lass) who said hi and asked if i was lost for some unknown reason :scare: As she was directly outside the WGs room, I returned to the lift and waited for a bit until she moved further down the corridor. I knocked on the room door eventually to see the maid staring at me while I waited. Cue ten minutes later and the maid bursts in the room saying she forgot to,put out towells - she was greeted by me being blown by said WG but at this point I thought fuck it and just winked at her while my cock was getting gobbled as if to say, come and join in. She came in the room purposefully owing to what she had seen earlier. As I left, on the hour of course, reception were waiting for me as I departed the lift with a nice glare.........  :cry:

Hate hotels  :angry:

I dislike going to hotels for incall for the very same reason (the reception and the maids), though i have yet to encounter your kind of situation. I would have been so embarrassed and ran off. :lol:

I hate hotels and usually avoid WGs who work from them for that reason. It is not just reception who you have to fool, it is the maid on the floors doing room service and heaven forbid you bump into someone you know who then asks why are you at the Hilton etc   :thumbsdown:

My last punt at a hotel saw me proceed left to the lifts with reception on the right, empty reception desk clocked by two members of staff. Great. Went in lift up to floor 6 to be greeted by a maid cleaning rooms (english blonde lass) who said hi and asked if i was lost for some unknown reason :scare: As she was directly outside the WGs room, I returned to the lift and waited for a bit until she moved further down the corridor. I knocked on the room door eventually to see the maid staring at me while I waited. Cue ten minutes later and the maid bursts in the room saying she forgot to,put out towells - she was greeted by me being blown by said WG but at this point I thought fuck it and just winked at her while my cock was getting gobbled as if to say, come and join in. She came in the room purposefully owing to what she had seen earlier. As I left, on the hour of course, reception were waiting for me as I departed the lift with a nice glare.........  :cry:

Hate hotels  :angry:
Blame the WG there is do not disturb signs for a reason, and acting shifty by walking away and then coming back still being spotted your asking for nonsense.  Why abort the mission in he first place?

Getting clear directions is the key, ie walk in turn left up the stairs, as everyone says walk with confidence, pretend to be on the phone (awkward when it rings though)
Yeah i've had shit directions before and ended up walking towards the kitchens only to be called back by reception, had to make a joke about losing my head if it wasn't screwed on before asking where the lift was and getting a funny look.

I also look at the hotel website and on google maps to suss it out and make sure you are dressed appropriately, don't want to stick out entering the Hilton dressed in trackie bottoms and trainers

Offline george r

if you don't know where the lifts are ask the girl first before you go in..
and walk in looking at your mobile phone if it looks quiet does not look out of place either.

Guys; could I please call upon your collective experience?

I have a number of stunners on my Hot List that solely appear to work out of hotels and being a total punting noob,
I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with this, as having read some of your reviews, it seems that you often have issues
getting past hotel reception.

What's the best plan of attack in this situation?

Do you need to agreed a cover story with the WG, just in case you get challenged by reception staff or security?

Any advice / comments would be appreciated  :hi:

I've never had a problem. Get the room number before you go in to the hotel. Walk straight to the lift. If there is a maid outside the door (very unlikely) then you can text her. Otherwise there should be no issues. Perhaps think of having an out-call to a hotel so the girl will come to you.

Just thought of this: Imagine it the other way around. You're hotel staff. You think you see a punter. Are you really going to risk your job accusing someone of something with no evidence? You don't want conflict, you want the day to go by and go home. Perhaps a punter knows a punter..  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 06, 2015, 08:50:18 PM by Thepacifist »

Blame the WG there is do not disturb signs for a reason

Good point, oddy I don't recall ever seeing a hotel WG using a Do Not Disturb sign.  I wonder why not?

That hasn't happened to me yet, but there have been several hotel punts where the cleaners have been clattering about in the corridor and the WG has been getting jittery, and I've asked her to carry on regardless if we get disturbed.  Only a matter of time, I suppose.

Good point, oddy I don't recall ever seeing a hotel WG using a Do Not Disturb sign.  I wonder why not?

That hasn't happened to me yet, but there have been several hotel punts where the cleaners have been clattering about in the corridor and the WG has been getting jittery, and I've asked her to carry on regardless if we get disturbed.  Only a matter of time, I suppose.
That's odd all the ones i have been to lately have put the sign up while jumping me on the way in !  Suppose depends on the girl, some wont mentioning names DaisyFlower wouldn't have the capacity to remember to do this type of thing probably put it on the shower head instead !

Offline rogercock00

Blame the WG there is do not disturb signs for a reason, and acting shifty by walking away and then coming back still being spotted your asking for nonsense.  Why abort the mission in he first place?

The honest answer is that I panicked as I was not a hotel WG regular visitor. I literally walked out the lift and bumped into the maid with little chance to think on my feet and my immediate thought was that she will know I'm a 2pm pervert going for some deepthroat. In hindsight, I should've just thought bollocks to it and winked at her as I knocked on the door instead of waiting for her to burst in the room under false pretences to do it.

The other obvious mistake was leaving and coming out of the lift to see the same reception staff (one bloke and one woman) glaring at me one hour after they saw me go in the lift which is kind of obvious - the memory of them sniggering to each other passing comment still makes me go limp even now  :(

The honest answer is that I panicked as I was not a hotel WG regular visitor. I literally walked out the lift and bumped into the maid with little chance to think on my feet and my immediate thought was that she will know I'm a 2pm pervert going for some deepthroat. In hindsight, I should've just thought bollocks to it and winked at her as I knocked on the door instead of waiting for her to burst in the room under false pretences to do it.

The other obvious mistake was leaving and coming out of the lift to see the same reception staff (one bloke and one woman) glaring at me one hour after they saw me go in the lift which is kind of obvious - the memory of them sniggering to each other passing comment still makes me go limp even now  :(
Wouldn't be as much fun without the odd disaster, adrenaline is addictive.

Offline rogercock00

For my next hotel visit, I bought a sandwich, water and doughnut from Greggs to make it look like I was popping back to my hotel room for lunch. My plan was to give the WG a gift (lunch) and as usual the WG was a bit plumper than her WG photos so trying to force a hundred and thousands doughnut on her was quite comical.

I ended up taking the lunch away with me and giving it to a tramp on the street. It made me feel good, then I remembered I had just biffed a skanky WG in a seedy hotel room....... :unknown:.


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