Ive posted this one in the Cardiff section too. I am not doing this to boost my Review count as this is only the second time I have. I just want to share this with you and warn you of the bollocks you'll get from this agency.
Date & Time:
5/11/15 1030pm
Venue:
North Road area. Agency House, Tidy warm looking room. Safe. Security on site.
The girl:
Age: 25-28
Height: 5'5"
Dress: Size 12-14
Breasts: 36 D
Hair: Long Black, EXTENSIONS!!!
Face: Well ! not very pretty type of thing going on! the Fake tan line had me haha
Miscellaneous: Covered in pikey tattoos
Nationality: Welsh, Valleys
Ethnicity: White
Duration:
45 min
Cost:
£120
Services:
OWO, Cow girl, Doggy
How legit:
Not at all
Communication:
10/10
The meeting:
There wasn't a photo of the girl, just a description over the phone. I fell for the fucking trap
Right So drove all the way from fucking Bristol for this! Laurence assured me that I would be meeting a stunning brunette with large breasts! Holy fuck was I lied to. Normally I bolt. But for the second time in a row Laurence opened the door, which I have no dramas with. However this is obviously the anti BOLT system as I have bolted from this agency in the past, 3 times!
Anyway.
I stipped down and she started sucking, started off good then she adopted the hollow mouth technique followed by vigorous wanking. Clearly I was not amused. After 10-15 minutes of me saying oh that nice when I was actually thinking For fuck sake suck woman!!
On with the rain coat and up she mounted. Followed by 10 minutes of fag ash brea in my face. I lay there with my eyes closed hoping it would end! It did not!
I the climbed over and around this hippo and fucked her as hard as I could to see if I could manage a cum out of this broad. She apparently came 3 times. I as far from it.
I ended the whole thing with her sucking me of and me tricking her to take some CIM. (Hardly anything left after yesterdays draining session)
I left a very frustrated man!
Conclusion:
"PLUS NEW ESCORT CAMI AVAILABLE FROM 9PM TODAY - YOUNG WELSH PAGE 3 GIRL" - Yeah right my arse! Utter Bullshit B&S
She's not a pretty girl, she's not genuine and she's a complete waste of cash! Save your self the money and fuck a decent girl from any of the reputable agencies in Cardiff! I will never use portfolio ever again.
Score:
1/10
Would I return:
Fuck NO
Will I return:
NO
Value for money:
NO
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