Seriously, Nike; Sasha's Sweet Honey! Really? She's thirty if she's a day. Yes, she has a couple of degrees, but was never the young, fresh student type.
A fabulous punt on the days she bothered to fulfil a booking, as I know from experience. Trouble is, she is notoriously the most flaky and unreliable WG in all Edinburgh.
Sasha's game is certainly not worth the candle.
Now, three years ago, one enterprising 20 year old lass set up a brilliant wee brothel staffed with lots of her uni pals. She has since graduated and has started on a second brilliant career.
Happy days, but just history now!