I too have always had a romantic curiosity for james999. He is at the top of my bucket list. James.. Call me..
But Katie, if he does will you answer the phone?
Blimey, I'd not looked at this thread today. Glad I have now, have had a right good chuckle before heading to bed!
What with this and USH's "review", I don't think I've ever spent as much time browsing the SW sections!