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Author Topic: Serena at House of Divine  (Read 4222 times)

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Offline 6upxxx

OK punt although strongly choreographed throughout by Serena, however after event she offered me a cup of tea and left the room. Only saw her for around 1 min of the last 10 minutes, where I got a little back massage, how mugh better if she had stayed and done that throughout those ten minutes.
Hence in my book, not upto par on the punt.

Wolfy

I'm not normaly into going to parlours .. but I tried to book Kitty when she was a indy with no luck .. so I went to see her in Mk ... been 3 times now ... she's fantastic .. I'm a big fan .. :D

Offline Brian

Serena has four excellent FRs on auto-censored, but I am dubious about some of the FRs for Milton Keynes parlours as there are very rarely any negative ones. 

Offline House Of Divine

Serena has four excellent FRs on auto-censored, but I am dubious about some of the FRs for Milton Keynes parlours as there are very rarely any negative ones. 

So you look for negativity to clarify excellence ? Ha ha, how typically British. This country cannot handle success and resents anyone who attains it. Most of the threads on here justify that.

Offline mike11

So you look for negativity to clarify excellence ? Ha ha, how typically British. This country cannot handle success and resents anyone who attains it. Most of the threads on here justify that.

I have never used your agency but from what I understand it has a good reputation and steady clientelle and provide a low cost option for punting.  I think you should bank that and not worry if someone complains about poor service they receive from a specific girl whethere true or false. 

Offline Keen Punter

Serena has four excellent FRs on auto-censored, but I am dubious about some of the FRs for Milton Keynes parlours as there are very rarely any negative ones. 
More and more I take FR's with a pinch of salt. If you look at the amount of negative reports, they are minimal.

I believe either people are easily pleased or don't want to admit they had a poor punt.

Or it could be that most people only post negative FRs if the service is truly dreadful, with the bulk falling within accepted tolerances.

Offline mike11

More and more I take FR's with a pinch of salt. If you look at the amount of negative reports, they are minimal.

I believe either people are easily pleased or don't want to admit they had a poor punt.

Or don't know the difference.  For some visiting a WG is a romatic journey.

Offline Lamorak

Serena has four excellent FRs on auto-censored, but I am dubious about some of the FRs for Milton Keynes parlours as there are very rarely any negative ones. 

Have you ever been Interested enough visit any of the MK parlours. If you have then please share your experiences - or post a link to your FR's

Offline Brian

Have you ever been Interested enough visit any of the MK parlours. If you have then please share your experiences - or post a link to your FR's

Why do you start interrogating a founder member of this site in only your second posting?

Offline Jerboa

More and more I take FR's with a pinch of salt. If you look at the amount of negative reports, they are minimal.

I believe either people are easily pleased or don't want to admit they had a poor punt.

Yes I know many punters will only report good punts, saying that I've had more good punts than poor & average ones.

Offline Jerboa

Why do you start interrogating a founder member of this site in only your second posting?

Exactly, he should at least have the manors to wait till the 3rd post eh? :rolleyes:

Also thoughtless of him to have expected any first hand reports from Interested, er, Brian.

What a silly billy ;-)

AFoAF



Yes I know many punters will only report good punts, saying that I've had more good punts than poor & average ones.

My experience exactly.  Good to excellent is about 90 pc... a reflection of my selection methodology and returning to only the best?  Out of hundreds only two or three awful ones.  Can't be arsed to promote bad ones as there is no such thing as bad publicity. Most punters WILL read bad FRs and some will book regardless.  This attitude is under review now that there is a place to give negative credit when due (here) without being attacked by fluffies/defenders of good girls gone wrong/etc... almost.

AFoAF

Offline House Of Divine

One would hope that most decent human beings would feel more comfortable giving someone or something praise than criticism. In my experience both in this profession and my other life people who constantly criticise of look for the bad in something are very insecure themselves. They look to bring people down to justify their own failings.

However any form of feedback must be subjective. Good reports that offer no or little evidence as to why they were good are of no use to anyone. Be they good or bad I think have comparable against which to evidence the positivity or negativity would also be helpful. For instance, Tracy was not interested at all compared to Stella (see my report 88888 dated 09/08/10). This gives the reader an idea of how good/bad the girl was, what level of service you personally are looking for and your written word some substance on which the reader can base his own opinion.

I don't think any FR system can ever be fool proof but they are influential. A girl could have personal problems or perhaps seen a nasty client beforehand then give a bad service, as a result a negative report can be written and this will have a direct result on the money she takes home so please do not underestimate there impact upon the girl.

The flip side to this is a lot of very fluffy first time user reports, if a particular girl be they indie or agency has lots of these then they should be viewed with suspicion. If a author does not write a second report within 3 months then their initial report should be deleted. This would prevent a lot of fake reports, not all be a lot.

Offline NIK

Or don't know the difference.  For some visiting a WG is a romatic journey.
Or don't know the difference.  For some visiting a WG is a romatic journey.

Realistic posts such as this, and the one from Keen Punter are what this board is all about. You try to say anything like this on Prossynet and you will be completely howled down.

Anyone with a modicum of sense/punting experience knows that the 'never had a bad punt' merchants are.

1. Non or occasional punters.
2, Easily pleased.
3. Liars
4. Pimps.
Ths last two are often compatible anyway.

I too increasingly look upon FR's with a pinch of salt, especially if they are full of the 'treat her with respect' type cliches.

There are some reporters who I have no doubt are completely satisfied, but from their desciptions of their punts it wouldn't do for me. There's one regular Sheffield reporter for example who always seems satisfied, but his punts, while being cheap, seem to be of the quick rub, suck and tug variety.

If I read something such as 'She gave me a lovely massage, then it was on with the jacket (I hate that phrase, don't know why, but I do) for some mish before she finished me off by hand' then that would not be a good punt as far as I'm concerned. I expect kissing, cuddling boddy to body contact at the very least.
However if some people are satisfied with the above type service fair play to them.
It's just that I wouldn't be persuaded by their positive FR's.


Offline NIK

One would hope that most decent human beings would feel more comfortable giving someone or something praise than criticism. In my experience both in this profession and my other life people who constantly criticise of look for the bad in something are very insecure themselves. They look to bring people down to justify their own failings.



However any form of feedback must be subjective. Good reports that offer no or little evidence as to why they were good are of no use to anyone. Be they good or bad I think have comparable against which to evidence the positivity or negativity would also be helpful. For instance, Tracy was not interested at all compared to Stella (see my report 88888 dated 09/08/10). This gives the reader an idea of how good/bad the girl was, what level of service you personally are looking for and your written word some substance on which the reader can base his own opinion.

I don't think any FR system can ever be fool proof but they are influential. A girl could have personal problems or perhaps seen a nasty client beforehand then give a bad service, as a result a negative report can be written and this will have a direct result on the money she takes home so please do not underestimate there impact upon the girl.

The flip side to this is a lot of very fluffy first time user reports, if a particular girl be they indie or agency has lots of these then they should be viewed with suspicion. If a author does not write a second report within 3 months then their initial report should be deleted. This would prevent a lot of fake reports, not all be a lot.


Another problem is that inexperienced punters ARE inevitably more easily satisfied. I know I certainly was.
I look back on some 'great' punts I had many years ago and often wonder if I'd have been so impressed now when I know how very good it can occasionally be with the right girl

Offline House Of Divine

Good point. Another reason why authors with a number of reports over a period of time would be the ones to take note of.

As mention in a thread on PN, there are not many girls who a client classes as top draw who stay on top of their game forever. For a girl to a give 100% to every client, all of the time be they indie or an agency girl is virtually impossible. There's probably only 10-20 girls in the country who have maintained this level of service for 12 months plus, some of most successful girls are those that carried on working in civvie street whilst working for 'extra' cash.

Same could be said for clients. The regular client who punts more than once week may think they are getting more adventurous but infact they are perhaps getting jaded from punting themselves and just need a more intense hit. A rest is as good as a change so they say?

Offline Lurtz


Same could be said for clients. The regular client who punts more than once week may think they are getting more adventurous but infact they are perhaps getting jaded from punting themselves and just need a more intense hit. A rest is as good as a change so they say?


This is an excellent point – and one not mentioned very often. As punters, we have the responsibility to keep things in proportion. It is easy to allow ourselves to become accustomed to the very highest standards and denigrate anything that falls below perceived  perfection.

Some guys visit a beautiful girl who gives him her full attention for an hour; she kisses him, gives oral without, sucks his balls, fingers his arse, and fucks in 5 different positions culminating with her taking his salty emission in her mouth. Then he walks away muttering to himself that rimming and fist fucking were not on the menu. These guys should realise that they are being too demanding and the greatest hindrance to their punting happiness is themselves.

Offline House Of Divine

I am no expert but with 8 years in this industry and 11 years in the police beforehand I can speak from experience. Some clients do show signs of becoming a sexual deviant otherwise known as paraphilia.

Paraphilia (definition from medical dictionary)

Sexual deviancy Psychiatry A mental disorder characterized by '…recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors generally involving, 1. nonhuman objects; 2. suffering or humiliation of oneself or one's partner; or 3. children or other non-consenting persons, that occur over a period of at ≥ 6 months…(causing) significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning; sexual excitement to the point of erection and/or orgasm, when the object of excitement is considered abnormal in the context of the practitioner's societal norms Formal paraphilias, per Am Psychiatric Assn Exhibitionism, fetishism, frotteurism, pedophilia, sexual masochism, sexual sadism, transvestic fetishism, voyeurism, paraphilia–not otherwise specified, a 'wastepaper basket' category Management Psychotherapy, antidepressants, progestins, antiandrogens, surgical castration, triptorelin.

Obviously this has to be taken in context what is considered normal by people within the industry maybe considered abnormal by the general population.

I admit to fancying a bit of consensual frotteurrism on occasion ;-)

If that can be done consensually???

Amen to the "We're just all normal punters in this bailiwick, a shame about the benighted majority"

AFoAF

Offline Lurtz

Some clients do show signs of becoming a sexual deviant otherwise known as paraphilia.
Yep, some guys take it too far. I remember once being shown to the wrong room by the maid. I caught a quick glimpse of a pig with red lipstick being butt-fucked by a midget dressed as a schoolgirl. The naked punter was standing next to a window masturbating in full view of the passers-by. I said to the maid, ‘He punts too often.’

Offline Jacob

Or it could be that most people only post negative FRs if the service is truly dreadful, with the bulk falling within accepted tolerances.

Welcome to UKP 'SixFootThree'.  :)

Offline House Of Divine

Yep, some guys take it too far. I remember once being shown to the wrong room by the maid. I caught a quick glimpse of a pig with red lipstick being butt-fucked by a midget dressed as a schoolgirl. The naked punter was standing next to a window masturbating in full view of the passers-by. I said to the maid, ‘He punts too often.’

Trevor, that was the midgets name.

Offline Brian

Exactly, he should at least have the manors to wait till the 3rd post eh? :rolleyes:

"Manors" ??? What the fuck?




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