Camilla -
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External Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyProbably one of the worst punts I had in a while.
The booking:I booked for one hour via text, as there was no answer when phoning. She sends me a post code and says see you later. I turn up to the postcode a bit early. I text asking for proper address. No reply. Wait 5 minutes and text again. No reply. I phone, no reply. I send a last text saying it's nearly o'clock and I'm about to go if I don't get a reply. I get "give me two minute love". Five minutes later I get the real address, she adds "call me when you get there".
I get to her flat and I call, no answer. I text, no answer. I knock on the door no answer. I thought fuck this and just as I'm about to go she opens her door and a sheepish looking, flustered punter comes out. She lets me in and says why you don't call. Fuck, I nearly threw the phone at her.
Anyway, I'm in now so we get to the business bit and she gives me some silly excuse for the lack of comms. Obviously, she’s booking punters back to back. I'm already regretting this but my balls were bursting and I really fancied a bit of anal fucking. To my surprise then she says she can only see me for half an hour. I said what! I booked earlier today for one hour. She gives me another stupid excuse about plumbing, landlords, repairs, yada yada.
I pay for the half hour (£60) and ask her to join me in the shower, nope won't do it.
The prossie:It is her in the pictures but before she decided to eat all the pies, actually that’s a bit unfair. She is definitely not as thin as she looks on her photoshopped pictures but not fat either. Probably a good size 12, medium size bobs. Slight belly but not too bad. Still she looked good enough that I wanted to stay.
She offered OWO but declined and said I preferred covered oral (since she is booking punters back to back I didn’t fancy OWO). Her BJ was OK, sex in various positions as much as I liked, she offered anal (which is included in the price) and I gladly took it.
I must congratulate her anal skills though, I was balls deep in her and she didn’t even flinch (yea OK it helps I’m not hung like a donkey). I enjoyed that.
The thing that annoyed mid fucking was that her bloody phone started beeping, constantly, and the more it beeped the more she seemed keen on making me cum quickly. As soon as I pop and she hands me wet wipes she get to check her phone.
I still have plenty of time left so she offers me a massage, I accept. Then I say I’m ready for another go, to her credit she was happy to oblige. I even had another good anal session with her but her bloody phone again started being an she was getting flustered and hurrying me up. I soon lost interest and decide to call it a day... and no second pop which left me a bit frustrated.
I had a quick wash again and left. I told her it was bad form to book punters back to back and that she should give herself half an hour at least between punters. She gave me some silly excuse again. Her English is OK but not that great when trying to come up with excuses.
Now guess what, as I left her flat (about 5 minutes too early) there was another punter about to knock on her front door. Shaking my head I go toward the building’s main front door and I swear there was another sheepish looking guy looking at the building and his phone. Could this be a case of not double but triple booking?
AVOID!