Hmm, where do I start with this one? I'll keep it short coz it was a bit of a
I texted to book, which seemed to go ok at first. Then when I turned up she was very confused. When I eventually got the flat number and rang the bell, no answer. I could smell weed from outside. I rang to be let in. I was pretty much stoned by the time I got the door. SO that explains the confusion!
I've been to this flat before. It seems a bit worse now. As usual she's not the girl in the photos. She's a fair bit fatter, but I don't mind a bit of meat on the bone. I ask for the facial extra and she reluctantly agrees. This isn't going to go brilliantly.
So, from the list of things she says she does;
DFK - she doesn't even like kissing let alone DFK.
Oral without - nope
Facial - the most awkward facial ever
Reverse oral - yes, she likes getting licked, and responds well. She's quite clean, but her fanny is cavernous. The old joke about yodeling could be used here.
Sex - yes she likes this. I don't like to brag but I'm quite a big lad. I couldn't feel a damn thing! I don't think that's ever happened to me before! I rolled her over and fucked her flat on her tummy with her legs closed, that was a lot better.
Overall, pretty shit. I wish I'd bought £60 worth of lottery tickets instead, at least I could have had a wank after!